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BIG CHANGES AT FOX NEWS! 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Regression ago by Regression +5332 / -7

To attract more viewers they plan to broadcast live footage of gorillas 24/7.

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– JiubUnbound 8 points ago +8 / -0

In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.

"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."

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