This man was a hero who died for his country.

If he had selfishly submitted to arrest and taken his punishment like a man, instead of heroically chowing down on a whole week's supply of fentanyl at once, setting off a spiraling chain reaction that led to his death, a nation-wide explosion of violence, and, ultimately, the exposure of a gargantuan plot to overthrow the United States, we might not be on the cusp of victory that we're on today.

Thank you, Big Floyd. Thank you, you big, big, beautiful hero!