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NoviceChovice 143 points ago +144 / -1

Kek @ Crocs.

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x79q3pb 94 points ago +94 / -0

"a government funded study"

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undecidedmask 13 points ago +13 / -0

That gave me a chuckle.

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ygfy 3 points ago +3 / -0

me too

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Ogcarvattack 22 points ago +24 / -2

love my crocs.

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theeyeshaveit 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't crocs get dangerously slippery when wet? At least they used to...

If you haven't tried them under wet conditions yet......DON'T.

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Ogcarvattack 11 points ago +11 / -0

i dont know. but i bust dank nooners in them. NO BRAKES!

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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao

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KMacsBinder 9 points ago +10 / -1

I have a Camo pair with extra traction. I think they are called the off-road version or something like that. So far so good.

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knightofday 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol at off road version 😅

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PikachuJohnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Off-road crocs lol. I've officially seen everything.

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ImVoting4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t they keep getting stuck in escalators too?

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theeyeshaveit 3 points ago +3 / -0

They make you slip like that in water puddles too.

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like changing tires, it only happens after they go bald. Wore mine through two deployments having to walk through sand to get to the latrine. Bottom is completely worn smooth, and slipping isn't much of an issue for me. Still wear them in the backyard.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

This claim about Crocs is disputed by officials.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crocs are great on the boat

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

abolish the abomination known as crocs - Abraham Lincoln

As Lincoln said: Everything you read on the internet is true!

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ArchbishopofKekistan 19 points ago +19 / -0

I shamelessly wear them in public, too.

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FEMAcampswimteam 14 points ago +14 / -0

My wife got me a pair to wear as a quick shoe to throw on during this covid nonsense and I like them.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are criminally comfortable. And easy to keep clean.

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

About to try for the first time ever thanks to this thread, they GITTA be comfy af, I see them everywhere from sea to shining sea!

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are plenty of knock off versions too. They are comfortable but you have to be a little more careful going down stairs etc. I didn't know that they were triggering to anyone. Mine are plain black and I never bought those overpriced decorative charms.

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Marybearcakes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me too. I have some hippi tie dye ones. I wear them everywhere. I’m a conservative that likes weed hahaha. It’s the only thing that makes California remotely tolerable.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have hunters camo ones. They look soooooo ugly.

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they come with a crack pipe?

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have the camo ones too. They're my inside shoes, so they never go out in public. I have three other pairs for outside. I tell my family those are my fashionable Crocs. They laugh.

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

How ugly? Are we talking Melissa McCarthy or Big Mike?

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TenScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crocs shamelessly wear YOU in public

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wearing my Crocs right now.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too. Definitely kek.

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stormybanks 86 points ago +86 / -0

Also: the government has too much power -> give government more power.

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PurestEvil 41 points ago +41 / -0

The left: "Oh no! Big corporation bad, rich people bad, billionaires bad! Gib money!"

Also the left: "I love Apple, Google, Amazon, Facebook, Twitter! Also I think they should censor more people I disagree with!"

And finally the left: "And also let's destroy all small-medium businesses because Covid. We are the party of for the working class btw. Still, I want every single business be razed to the ground. And if the government doesn't do it, I will BURN THEM DOWN MYSELF!!"

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Darkheartisland 29 points ago +29 / -0

The left doesn't really hate billionaires, they hate the middle class. They hate the wealth they can see every day. When an ex-classmate, family member, or neighbor has more than they do, they think it is because of some political reason and not their own fault.

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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Extremely accurate. Hate envy and jealousy are staples of most liberals

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Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

The seven deadly sins are the core of all their ideology.

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sad part is, they are partly right that there is some degree of unfairness involved, that is not meritocratic. That is nepotism and government involvement in essence.

The problem is, their solutions are 100% stupid, and feeding the very beast they condemn.

Babylonbee has pointed it out perfectly with: "Problems caused by government" -> "Give government more power"

This is literally the leftist/Marxist spiral.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile billionaires have much of their money due to political reasons, but the moonbat is too focused on their neighbor who earned a christmas bonus to care/be aware

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Commies hate small businesses. Way to much freedom there

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DutchDonFan 19 points ago +19 / -0 (edited)

This is really the problem. People think their own personal issues are so important that they will nag until the power of the government is used to solve it. What they don't understand is that if everybody does this, eventually you will wind up with an all powerful government who has its paws in every little aspect of society. These people personally might not be die-hard socialists but you will end up living in socialist hell-hole if you keep advocating for the government to intervene in your lives.

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Gesirisi 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's kind of the rapey mentality of socialism. First it makes you feel incapable, then it pins your hands to the bed and fux you

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CWAC_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have noticed something different.

The government in Canada doesn't listen to its citizens. They listen to big corporations.

For example: consider a chronic disease, which is potentially made worse by petroleum based chemicals. The government of Ontario has comissioned 3 studies, over 30 years, to investigate what should be done about the disease. Each time, the investigation recommends at least a public acknowledgement of the illness, a medical charge code, and more research funding. Each time, the government refuses to do anything. The only reasonable conclusion is that big companies have lobbied the government to do nothing.

I do agree with you in general that the government has become too powerful, but so also have the corporations. And by controlling health care in Ontario, they gatekeep on which illnesses are mainstream and which are ignored. The lefties on disability because of the illness do not recognize this though. And giving either or both the government or corporations more power will just silence and hurt more individuals.

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synd1050 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even some American conservatives have started thinking this way.i admit that conservatives should use government power more in terms of security, stopping censorship and enforcing laws but raising taxes on an already high tax society won’t help us against the oligarchs or stop big tech from censoring us. I admit that stopping big tech would require breaking down the big tech companies or changing their status to publisher over platform.

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Ventura 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self reliance problem. This is why Brexit is such a big deal.

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clara__ 27 points ago +27 / -0

As a big fan of LOTR I'm looking forward to the Orc invasion. Or is that supposed to be the Antifa "people"?

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prayinpede 21 points ago +21 / -0

In D&D they got rid of inherently evil races because someone said orcs are supposed to be black people. Literally no one ever thought that execpt racist lefties

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clara__ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Racist left projecting as usual. Just like the 'White fragility' lady. Really curious what people like MLK would have had to say about the current state of things.

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knightofday 8 points ago +8 / -0

MLK would’ve clowned them and did everything in his power to distance his movement from them.

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synd1050 2 points ago +3 / -1

MLK is not really the hero we should be talking about.that mans speech has cucked lot of conservatives who also possess white guilt.

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Dtom13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mostly bring that speech up to trigger democrats who want to judge white people based on the color of their skin (aka white privilege, or affirmative action) rather than the content of their character.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Pretty much this. The latest book offers "optional" rules that allow for making one's toon extra snowflakey if they so choose.

I say "optional" because some knucklehead will inevitably show up to my table with a dwarf sporting INT 18 at Level 1, then tell me "iT'S PUBLISHED sO U HAVE tO aLLoW iT!!"

When I tell this person "No, you may not build a character this way as it's unfair to other players who don't have this book or use these options," they'll call me a racist because "ability scores tied to race is problematic".

Then this person gets shown the exit for violating Home Rule 0: Leave your politics and your baggage at the door.

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BoatingAccident 7 points ago +7 / -0

If ability scores are not tied to race, then why are orcs so good at basketball?

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Be3Al2Si6O18 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK. Funnily enough, it's always orcs that are brought up by the SJW fuckweasels. Never dwarves or elves, always orcs.

What's worse is that I can make an even more racist caricature character by using their rules.

  • Half-orc, Level 1, base STR 15, INT 8.
  • +2 STR because "muh custom lineage"
  • +1 STR with Athletics as a bonus feat

STR 18 at Level 1 and Lebbron the Half-Orc is ready to roll.

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BoatingAccident 6 points ago +6 / -0

I used to love that game. I remember when I got THIS for what I believe was my 14th birthday. Can't remember exactly. I had all the original books too. Except Fiend Folio which came out a bit later.

edit: i was unaware the left has ruined D&D too

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Be3Al2Si6O18 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww hell yeah. That's some old-school, right there. Cherish that, man.

As far as the current state of D&D, the left hasn't killed the game, but it's done a number on the players. As long as old-schoolers and good storytellers keep running tables, they can help disinfect the playerbase.

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got this as my first expansion and was totally disappointed because I didn't have the ones that came before it. https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1319066616l/235763.jpg

So cool though.

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Dtom13 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's always homebrew

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SoldierofKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I'm pretty sure the uruhkai are the kool-aid haired feminists and since the regular orcs are scrawny pussies in comparison, they can be the antifa cucks. Looks like soy' back on the menu xirs! REEEEEEEEE

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clara__ 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO and they are commanded by China Joe the White (Grand) Wizard. Is Soros Sauron?

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SoldierofKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes and China is ...what's that guy who's Sauron's boss? Malcore or whatever.

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clara__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

It all fits so fell. Wouldn't want Soros' creepy ballsack eye staring at me either.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can help with the Orc invasion.

Just got a new JRR-15 that glows blue when they are near too.

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Tartarian-King 20 points ago +20 / -0

Reading the starbucks menu online feels like it saps my testosterone, what a sjw shitshow

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don’t see what people like about Starbucks besides their frozen stuff.

I can get burnt coffee at the gas station for cheaper, and it still tastes better.

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Marybearcakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t either. That’s like wiping your butt with a $5 bill. So much money.

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ain’t lying, that place is trash

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The frozen stuff is even readily available at places like Wawa. Wawa coffee is far superior.

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ArcticPharaoh 16 points ago +16 / -0

You forgot "Government has too much power" Solution: Vote to give government even more power.

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USAF4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great minds think alike

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Toughsky_Shitsky 15 points ago +16 / -1

... and America is handing over power willingly with the seasonal sniffles scam.

We're a fucking pathetic country that doesn't deserve the freedom for which so many millions died.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +6 / -0

... and America is handing over power willingly with the seasonal sniffles scam.

I'm not and I won't!

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synd1050 3 points ago +3 / -0

America started handing government more power from the days of Abraham Lincoln.the LBJ and Kennedy passed the Hart cellar act which destroyed the nation building in the country, and the civil rights act ,which killed freedom of association.the last statue in the back was the women rights movement and welfare programs. All this policies have the government more power indirectly.

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niconicoreeee 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember they had a $200k government study that found out that rich people are happier than poor people, ya think? lmao

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kyle6969 7 points ago +7 / -0

Scientist - “this $200,000 sure puts a smile on my face”

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 13 points ago +13 / -0

Clearly fake. The left would never include "rising communism" on a list of problems.

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knnbccb 12 points ago +13 / -1

A nation of sheep deserves a government of wolves.

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have a Wolf as governor. 0/10 do not recommend.

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Grade-AA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here is the link you want: https://citizengo.org/en-us/lf/183090-oppose-child-euthanasia

The rest of that gobbly gook is tracking information. etc. being sent to the enemy. Never post that crap if you value your or other people's privacy.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always trim all that shit out because you never know when some retarded web-dev will have it include important authorization data or something else you don't want getting out.

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Grade-AA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. My eye opener about this stuff was during my tour of duty in the wonderful world of Bitcoin several years ago. Hackers were (and I am sure still are) using tracker info scraped from various sites to gain access to Amazon accounts and that sort of thing and then sell them on the black market. I am certain Sharvlue and the likes are also doing the same thing to doxx people as well.

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AliceNoMalice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! Considered calling myself HackerGranny... not up to speed with technical stuff. Will check with someone later today on how to do it right.

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Grade-AA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are quite welcome. These Technofascists try to slip that tracking stuff into everything. It should be criminal, but we are now living in an upside down Clownworld.

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

"iT's fOr yOuR oWn sAFeTy, BiGOt!"

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Dtom13 4 points ago +4 / -0

AKA "strongly encourage" kids with cancer to "elect to be euthanized" to save the state healthcare system for having to pay for their treatments

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CyberCriminaI 9 points ago +9 / -0

oh and your killing the planet. let me stop you or else

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

China polluting is cool tho

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EpsteinMurdered 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot "giving 8 year olds permission to transition"

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blackdeath 9 points ago +9 / -0

Government: “We need more power”

Government: “And with this added power, we will need more of your money”

Government: “Also, this power destroys jobs. Vote for us to receive a small monthly stipend once you are destitute.”

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YugeMike 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL! "Problems caused by the government -> Give government more power." Sadly the most accurate Democrat problem/solution on that board

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Closely followed by when something isn't working, you're just not doing enough of it.

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mikejones 4 points ago +4 / -0

Media says everything is okay. Problem solved.

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that Biden is in their minds the next President.

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neil218 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Founding Fathers’ solving plan -> Give government less power.

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unconstitutional!!! The banning of crocs belongs to the legislative branch(Where dumbos do nothing)

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

A business owner can enforce a dress code but otherwise we are free to dress as we feel is appropriate. Overweight women wearing leggings several sizes too small is more offensive, but the fashion police don't really exist.

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USAF4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Government has too much power... give government more power

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EchoLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Power! Unlimited POWER!

— Emperor "I am the Senate" Palpatine

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AllinforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems are famous for keeping people divided, confused, and ignorant. POTUS is doing exactly the opposite.

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NotoriousCIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a reason the left imports the third world here- gov't dependent and more tribalism which makes it harder to unite. Give them a bad guy "white people" and reeeee!

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Medicnz2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has any government ever voluntarily given power back to the people....ever?

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thegeeseisleese 2 points ago +2 / -0

"People disagreeing with you" is literally all the reason "regular people" who are left leaning want the government to have more power. Literally to make it illegal to disagree with them.

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10gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is how communism is slowly introduced. Then typically with a night of far reaching murder of opposition leaders, it is fully instituted. Weeks, months, and years of murder of the common people follows to protect the regime.

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness, the murder hornets do scare the shit out of me. Anything with 3 sets of compound eyes and wings as big as my hand and can sting flesh eating venom are terrifying

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Marybearcakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, I can’t have crocs? Crocs and glocks all day baby!!

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Marybearcakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about you replace Crocs with Nike.

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Emhunter7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Resist demonrat bs

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smis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should read falling communism no? In fact falling fascism as well...

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Sum_devil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Government should be treated like a dog. Needs to be put in check all the time. Requires a good leader or else it becomes lead by its own desires instead of the people.

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jeffwingersballs 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot money. Give more government money so the people can maybe get 20 cents on the dollar.

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

20 cents? Thats too much. How about a quarter? Of a cent I mean.

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Peppers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give government more power and make government bigger. This is spot on

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't agree with Dems on much, but Crocs and Starbucks getting your order wrong might be problems that should be left to the government.

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thejman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or they just throw money at it, its free if you get to print it, right?

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL @ Crocs

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems legit.

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kjj9 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot "uber driver has window open"

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mola 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget "don't actually solve issue." Excuse is "the government doesn't have enough power to solve issue." Repeat.

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cheaters cheat

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Non_ducor_duco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth.

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NotoriousCIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like how people view the government as some wizard. No, they're people who have enriched themselves and their friends, a country club of sorts who can't do jack shit for people and certainly don't make things cheaper or more efficient. Yet, people keep expecting something different.

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Anon331717 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s really only one way to solve the Democrat problem America has.

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Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orc Invasions, bear attacks and Disney destroying franchises... yea those are top on my list to hehehe

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