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Gesirisi 141 points ago +141 / -0

I'm watching hyped up promo videos for the initiation of a court case! 20 years ago I'd be doing the same for a wrestlemania match, but now I've maturred!

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Deeplorable_Infidel 41 points ago +41 / -0

Fuck it, I'll climb on the top rope with you. LET'S GOOOOOO!!

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UrShulgi 18 points ago +18 / -0

<in a Macho Man voice> HELL YEAH, BROTHER. BRING THE PAIN!

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YUNG_GUAC 6 points ago +6 / -0

These jabroni globalists are no match for perfectweight CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRLLLLLDDDD, President Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 33 points ago +33 / -0

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THE STORM IS UPON US...

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Despitetospite 8 points ago +8 / -0

Today was JFK jr.'s birthday... (IK this is a media lie about Q, it just seemed like an odd specific denial to make)

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BlackJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's also in Gettysburg, look up Gettysburg address by Lincoln

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 17 points ago +17 / -0

the country has not. 3 of the top 10 programs on television are WWE, far above news programs. don't underestimate the value of spectacle and hype to influence the masses. GEOTUS literally did WWF matches in the 90s.

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MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

he rented out his event places back them but wasnt involved in “matches” until the 2000’s.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

good point, I seem to have lost track of time, LOL

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FloridaACguy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Strobe lights, smoke, JFK Jr. walks out from backstage with his thumbs tucked into gold belt of truth. Que angels flying overhead.

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Proda 8 points ago +8 / -0

How about we decide presidential election controversies with a wrestling match or a ft10 Street Fighter 5 match with character select on random.

Seem more fair than these Kangaroo courts tbh (except SCOTUS)

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Proda 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking of Trump suplexing Biden or just winning 10-0 in Street Fighter if the opponent refuses the wrestling match due to health reasons, but I like what you were thinking too.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is already WWE HOF inducted and half the country is convinced he's a full-time heel.