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Warrior_of_Virtue 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh yes!

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CrackaJack 30 points ago +30 / -0

Bearded Trump is so majestic!

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Pootweet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or currency.

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Homopratensis2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pretty sweet if they made a 500 or 1000 bill with Trump on it.

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godgoldnguns 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not a counterfeit Federal Reserve note either... must be a .9999 pure gold or silver coin.

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watchman87 3 points ago +3 / -0

he should take over the 20

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Pootweet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, can you break a Trump?

Nobody can

No but seriously I got a 10 and two 5s

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Hunni_bee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Def the $20!

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BunnyPicnic 45 points ago +45 / -0

Do it Trump. You'd be the first president with any facial hair since like the 20s.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don't think he can grow a beard. Never once seen him with a shadow even after those extra long campaign trips.

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Klyuchak 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's likely just the blond hair. As a fellow blond, I can have facial hair on my cheeks long enough to pull on, but from over a foot or two away, you'd think I'm clean shaven. In the right lighting looks like my face is glowing.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 4 points ago +4 / -0

But... it IS the 20’s.

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Cali_kid 22 points ago +22 / -0

Big dick energy

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YUNG_GUAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

The biggest, folks.

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Beast_Pot_Pie 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some people think this is a photoshop.

Its a pic from 2022. We have the best time travelers

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Rugar22 17 points ago +17 / -0

AYE YE CAPTAIN!

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JoeUkraine 16 points ago +16 / -0

lol ORANGE MAN BEARD!

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goodguy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sir, Yes Sir!

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Codrus 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s thanksgiving, I’m ready for seconds ....and then a nap dreaming about thirds and fourths

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow, looks like Grant!

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Webtheman 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's a handsome dude; no homo.

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Barthaneous 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would be really awesome if he grew it. Would be like Grant and Teddy Roosevelt all over again.

Real men grow beards!

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Michelles_penis1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now that is a magnificent GEOTUS

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has he ever grown a beard? I’d swoon if he did

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TheAnomalousUser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit Trump should grow a beard

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freebirdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Loooove bearded Trump! It makes him look younger and so masculine.

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thewordwolf 3 points ago +5 / -2

Gotta be honest... he looks so great with a beard.

Like Moses or something.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's about to split the none existent blue wave completely.

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AmerikaUberAlles 3 points ago +3 / -0

He definitely needs to grow a beard. This is an awesome look.

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Slickrick941 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump with beard would be an impressive look

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LilyBee24 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needs a Santa hat, with a Christmas is coming early sign.

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glmurphy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks very distinguished with a beard!!

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Emhunter7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s do it

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Futuramawe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's John Miller. We're saving him for 2024!

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therusky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mean as a Wolverine!

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Omniwulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice look

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anachrotech 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love me a bearded GEOTUS.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

He seriously needs to grow his beard out. Hell get a fake bread too that will work.

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ikuyas 1 point ago +1 / -0

can't wait!

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

First you had my attention...

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OrangeElvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never happen, but the bearded, bald-headed version is my favorite. Fierce.

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MEGAMAGAULTRA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glorious

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chaddest of Chads

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks great

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

God dam... if he goes into "hiding" between being declared winner and his second inauguration..and comes out with the beard.. Best fucking timeline.

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AdamBomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

That looks like Rush Limbaugh's beard on Trump's face.

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HermitKidd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck ya I am. Let’s get it on!

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renata_h 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR EVA!

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Zeriel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty epic I wish he would do this and then rule for like 4 terms to drain the swamp and see the Demonrats squeal

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm. OP's beard pic needs more beard. I'm thinking Trump deserves a full take-no-prisoners Viking beard.

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Gesirisi 1 point ago +1 / -0

A little bit of chicken fries, orange beard on a Friday night!

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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would look amazing!!!

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks so GREAT! What a Great look!!!

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Prometheus76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump the Gray is coming back as Trump the White today in his Gettysburg 2.0 address.

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Marybearcakes -10 points ago +3 / -13

The man can’t even grow hair on his head. I’m sure his beard would have bald spots too. Let’s leave our handsome lion alone. With his great mane. I love a nice clean face.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

the mane is ON THE FACE...amiright?