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ZeGalgenvogel 22 points ago +22 / -0

I appreciate the attitude, but please have a doc look at your nuts

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Doc_Liberty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Patient is suffering from MAGA overloaded, red white and blue ballsitis.

Rx: 1x IV Kraken release, to be administered immediately

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have the x-ray results for you, doctor.

https://images.app.goo.gl/jUZmmnmhFB8Epu8L7

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Doc_Liberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see nothing wrong here.

However, I'm gonna write you a script for an extra dose of TD.W for the next week, just to be sure.

Take as often as needed.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what peak performance looks like

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those aren’t stars they’re warts. HPV confirmed

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TaterNubbz [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok, now what? He won't stop staring.

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ZeGalgenvogel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd assume tho Obama is really experienced in staring at weird balls.

And is it sexist, ableist, transphobic or homophobic to assume Mike has weird balls?

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ummm... yeaaaaah. I think there is an ointment for that...

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Thingthing22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where can I get a pair of those?

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StopTheInsurrection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awww yea!!!! Looks like the doomer wave we had here is coming to an end

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found mr garrisons account

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 2 points ago +2 / -0

they'll choke on their own REEs

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

And our star spangled nuts

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 1 point ago +1 / -0

and the barrel of a (minecraft) gun

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top_eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ho-o-o say, ca you see

Hanging low between my knees

What so loudly clangs and bangs

Together while they are swinging

Covered in thick pubic hair

My balls are massive, don't stare

They're proof who won the fight

When the fags chanted 'our streets'

Oh say, do my star spangled nuts yet wave

Below the massive boner of the freeeeeeeee

And dome of your face

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Ichabod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your spirit is good but your tense is wrong. Trump won. He will continue winning because that is a defining characteristic of his being.

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll go with the win. No nuts for this guy.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Although a rarity, I have heard of people choking on peas before 🤣

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Pootweet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Salty.

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Kek_Priest_Wunderbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I want to Ice Hut 2; Electric Bungalooooooow

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 1 point ago +1 / -0

you have star spangled nuts?

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope you used water soluble glue for the star spangled part!

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Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never put your nuts in another mans mouth. 😖

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Dethrow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would your nuts be star spangled?

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1sketchyv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds painful

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Pleepleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure to serve them with extra ranch.

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TaterNubbz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it's all over my hidden valley

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

When he does win we're gonna need a picture of those bad boys! lol!

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Epsteinkilledhimself 0 points ago +1 / -1

Choking on freedom will never feel so good you shill faggots