1189 TRUMP WILL WIN THIS, AND IF YOU DOUBT ME THEN YOU CAN CHOKE ON MY STAR SPANGLED NUTS posted 142 days ago by TaterNubbz 142 days ago by TaterNubbz +1190 / -1 that's all 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (35) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 22 ▼ – ZeGalgenvogel 22 points 142 days ago +22 / -0 I appreciate the attitude, but please have a doc look at your nuts permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Doc_Liberty 9 points 142 days ago +9 / -0 Patient is suffering from MAGA overloaded, red white and blue ballsitis. Rx: 1x IV Kraken release, to be administered immediately permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points 142 days ago +3 / -0 I have the x-ray results for you, doctor. https://images.app.goo.gl/jUZmmnmhFB8Epu8L7 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Doc_Liberty 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 I see nothing wrong here. However, I'm gonna write you a script for an extra dose of TD.W for the next week, just to be sure. Take as often as needed. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points 142 days ago +3 / -0 This is what peak performance looks like permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – 4more 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Those aren’t stars they’re warts. HPV confirmed permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – TaterNubbz [S] 6 points 142 days ago +6 / -0 Ok, now what? He won't stop staring. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 142 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – ZeGalgenvogel 3 points 142 days ago +3 / -0 I'd assume tho Obama is really experienced in staring at weird balls. And is it sexist, ableist, transphobic or homophobic to assume Mike has weird balls? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Cyphr 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Ummm... yeaaaaah. I think there is an ointment for that... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 142 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Thingthing22 3 points 142 days ago +3 / -0 Where can I get a pair of those? permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – StopTheInsurrection 3 points 142 days ago +3 / -0 Awww yea!!!! Looks like the doomer wave we had here is coming to an end permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 142 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Found mr garrisons account permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Itiswrittenkjv1611 2 points 142 days ago +2 / -0 they'll choke on their own REEs permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points 142 days ago +2 / -0 And our star spangled nuts permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Itiswrittenkjv1611 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 and the barrel of a (minecraft) gun permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 142 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – top_eagle 2 points 142 days ago +2 / -0 Ho-o-o say, ca you see Hanging low between my knees What so loudly clangs and bangs Together while they are swinging Covered in thick pubic hair My balls are massive, don't stare They're proof who won the fight When the fags chanted 'our streets' Oh say, do my star spangled nuts yet wave Below the massive boner of the freeeeeeeee And dome of your face permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Ogcarvattack 2 points 142 days ago +2 / -0 https://www.snackandbakery.com/ext/resources/NewProducts/2018-05/hostess-star-spangled-ding-dongs.jpg permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Ichabod 2 points 142 days ago +2 / -0 Your spirit is good but your tense is wrong. Trump won. He will continue winning because that is a defining characteristic of his being. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – NOTWOKE 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 I’ll go with the win. No nuts for this guy. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Return_Of_The_LAMFF 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Although a rarity, I have heard of people choking on peas before 🤣 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Pootweet 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Salty. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Kek_Priest_Wunderbar 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 But I want to Ice Hut 2; Electric Bungalooooooow permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – donaldo_dil_trumpini 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 you have star spangled nuts? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WakingKnowledge 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 I hope you used water soluble glue for the star spangled part! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Never put your nuts in another mans mouth. 😖 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Dethrow 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Why would your nuts be star spangled? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – 1sketchyv 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Sounds painful permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Pleepleus 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Make sure to serve them with extra ranch. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TaterNubbz [S] 1 point 142 days ago +1 / -0 Yeah, it's all over my hidden valley permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Brookes 1 point 141 days ago +1 / -0 When he does win we're gonna need a picture of those bad boys! lol! permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – Epsteinkilledhimself 0 points 142 days ago +1 / -1 Choking on freedom will never feel so good you shill faggots permalink save report block reply
I appreciate the attitude, but please have a doc look at your nuts
Patient is suffering from MAGA overloaded, red white and blue ballsitis.
Rx: 1x IV Kraken release, to be administered immediately
I have the x-ray results for you, doctor.
https://images.app.goo.gl/jUZmmnmhFB8Epu8L7
I see nothing wrong here.
However, I'm gonna write you a script for an extra dose of TD.W for the next week, just to be sure.
Take as often as needed.
This is what peak performance looks like
Those aren’t stars they’re warts. HPV confirmed
Ok, now what? He won't stop staring.
I'd assume tho Obama is really experienced in staring at weird balls.
And is it sexist, ableist, transphobic or homophobic to assume Mike has weird balls?
Ummm... yeaaaaah. I think there is an ointment for that...
Where can I get a pair of those?
Awww yea!!!! Looks like the doomer wave we had here is coming to an end
Found mr garrisons account
they'll choke on their own REEs
And our star spangled nuts
and the barrel of a (minecraft) gun
Ho-o-o say, ca you see
Hanging low between my knees
What so loudly clangs and bangs
Together while they are swinging
Covered in thick pubic hair
My balls are massive, don't stare
They're proof who won the fight
When the fags chanted 'our streets'
Oh say, do my star spangled nuts yet wave
Below the massive boner of the freeeeeeeee
And dome of your face
https://www.snackandbakery.com/ext/resources/NewProducts/2018-05/hostess-star-spangled-ding-dongs.jpg
Your spirit is good but your tense is wrong. Trump won. He will continue winning because that is a defining characteristic of his being.
I’ll go with the win. No nuts for this guy.
Although a rarity, I have heard of people choking on peas before 🤣
Salty.
But I want to Ice Hut 2; Electric Bungalooooooow
you have star spangled nuts?
I hope you used water soluble glue for the star spangled part!
Never put your nuts in another mans mouth. 😖
Why would your nuts be star spangled?
Sounds painful
Make sure to serve them with extra ranch.
Yeah, it's all over my hidden valley
When he does win we're gonna need a picture of those bad boys! lol!
Choking on freedom will never feel so good you shill faggots