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tommybrochill 119 points ago +119 / -0

IS

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Histrionic_Answer 116 points ago +116 / -0

A

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Faith-Nose-Stove 115 points ago +115 / -0

RAPIST!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 107 points ago +107 / -0

INFOWARS

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DefenderOfDemocracy 104 points ago +104 / -0

.COM

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murdockberk 58 points ago +58 / -0

AHHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AHHHHH!!!!!

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GuacamoleTariff 26 points ago +27 / -1

SUPERMALE VITALITY!

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STAX 3 points ago +3 / -0

In all seriousness, try it.

It's fucking amazing.

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AlphaAsPhuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

RAPIST

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YouthSeeking_Joepedo 9 points ago +9 / -0

You rang?

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sees kindergartners go by on schoolbus , starts running behind it " I CAN SMELL THEM " he cries out .....

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RANDOR0423 1 point ago +1 / -0

A

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Faith-Nose-Stove 1 point ago +1 / -0

A

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Shoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

...will eat anyone's ass

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SwampMonsterJesus 105 points ago +105 / -0

I fucking love this song.

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TexasFreedom 39 points ago +39 / -0

Nah there’s no way he would ... BUT I WILL

🤣

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imatrumper 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lmfao mine to. He said “he wouldn’t ... but I will”

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novacav 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmaoo

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Salty-Raider 8 points ago +9 / -1

That was gold

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Oipp 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bust out with laughter every time at this part, so good.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mine is, "I will barbecue yo' ass...flat."

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ChrisLia 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's the best song since the folk song

I'm angry I've had enough of these people Bunch of Christian murdering scum Running giant death factories Keeping babies alive And selling their body parts

I'll never forget those classic lyrics

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Squee_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I still listen to that every few months.

Gonna stab your wife your son, ooooooooo, We looove our Somalis, we love our muslims oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet

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WINged_hussars 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the one that starts with Alex mocking them, "eVeRytHiNg iS aWeSoMe whEn YoU'rE pArT oF a SlaVe TeAm, TaKe YoU'rE vAcCiNeS aNd Die, It'S fOr ThE cHiLdReN!"

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Lemongrass5 2 points ago +2 / -0

" hillary and Obama smell like sulfur." *mean mug camera disgusted

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John_g6 18 points ago +18 / -0

SIZE EM UP, GONNA HAUL HIM UP BY A CHAIN - CHOP HIS ASS UP

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ThePronghorn 10 points ago +10 / -0

CHOP CHOP CHOP

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Plsdontfireme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Size em up!

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine being one of Jones neighbors lol

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BlackLivesMurder 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a good neighbor

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STAX 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was my 2020 summer anthem.

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veritatas 76 points ago +76 / -0

I'M READY 🌽

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Rreidy8286 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'll do it!!!

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tendies 9 points ago +9 / -0

Chop!

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STAX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chop!

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HAKUJIN 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’LL EAT YOUR ASS

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AOCs_tits 60 points ago +61 / -1

I love a good anti-leftist groove as much as the next pede. Upvote.

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fasterth 13 points ago +13 / -0

TheDonald.Party

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Kekistaniphil 57 points ago +57 / -0

Uncle Alex is my favorite crazy uncle

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The_Almighty_Kek 39 points ago +39 / -0

Shit I just realized I'm the crazy uncle in my family lol

I'll definitely be the one ranting about globalists at the dinner table.

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Hlodvig915 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's like the crazy guy in a movie who turns out to be right.

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MichaelDenny 16 points ago +16 / -0

The crazy uncle your kinda afraid of but who absolutely savages the neighborhood bully when he steals your bike

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StrangeLilFella 26 points ago +26 / -0

I can only imagine Commies taste like shit and soy.

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HAKUJIN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah word up, it’s gonna be mostly GMO grain fed stuff for a while unfortunately. Until the cattle stocks population gets back up.

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Faith-Nose-Stove 21 points ago +21 / -0

CORN ON THE COB!

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WassermanSchultz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'M READY

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Jtbruen 9 points ago +9 / -0

I will

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Smooyaysnoose 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’m gonna blast this greeting my leftist family members 🤣

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Burmeister 16 points ago +18 / -2

lmao the dude is crazy 100% but he is the right kind of crazy!

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generated_name 14 points ago +14 / -0

I get this song stuck in my head every now and then.

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RobinNet 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gay frog legs for appetizers...

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STAX 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't want to eat frogs that have been swimming in atrazine.

Unless, of course, you want to become gender confused.

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StopTheInsurrection 8 points ago +8 / -0

This made my morning

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Luckyftw 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is catchy as fuck

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The_Almighty_Kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell yeah. Alex plays it in between segments on Infowars periodically. I always stop and listen.

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Jtbruen 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’ll eat ur ass” like they are saying it with a happy smile haha

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MugaUSA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best song ever! The libtard who made it cried and got depressed that we loved it!

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SludgeWarehouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

For real? This was made by a libtard? It just seems too good for that.

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MugaUSA 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dude makes one song a day and posts on YouTube. This song became one of his most popular. Alex Jones and all his fans were commenting how great it was. A couple days later he wrote a song about how people chose Alex over him. So butthurt and hilarious.

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SludgeWarehouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha, very nice! Thanks for more context on this.

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hereforthewinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

adding to dinner playlist now. more 1776 anyone?

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SuperMagaMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leftist ass now with Bone Broth!

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Wokelibtard 6 points ago +6 / -0

The man the left truely fears and we know that because they de-platformed him meanwhile phony fox and friends tells us pedo joe is a decent man

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Norwayhastrolls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Herbivores are delicious

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RedTX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs more salt!

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pswho11 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m pretty sure the dude who made this is a big lefty

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tcriv 3 points ago +3 / -0

idk if hes a leftist but he is definitely not an infowars fan (i checked the comments back when it was first released)

most of the remixes are made by people trying to make AJ look like a nutjob, but he just goes ahead and puts em in his commercial lineup.

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STAX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same thing happened with the Alex Jones folk song.

These idiots have no idea that it only makes people tune-into his show for entertainment, only to be assaulted with a flurry of redpills.

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InfoWarrior2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

The answer to 1776 is Alex Jones

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based_unicorn 4 points ago +4 / -0

This shit slaps 🔥

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Duderufuckinkidding 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is absolutely fantastic.

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Andy2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

AJ is a freaking legend, lol.

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if cannibal or kinky.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Much like Cousin Randy Quaid, Alex is on the right side of crazy.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 3 points ago +4 / -1

ALEX JONES WITH THE BANGERS!

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DigitalWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie, it's got a bob your head beat that pulls you in.

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Oliver_21 2 points ago +3 / -1

AJ WINS THE INTERNET! 😂😂 😂

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HumblePig 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOD DAMN IT.

This has to be in my head for ANOTHER week straight?!

Take your upvote.

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Super Male Vitality Spreader".

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FredRedd 2 points ago +3 / -1

This... This is fucking INSPIRED!

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Chaotikizm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY

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zerocooltx 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is magical

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

SIZIN' UP!

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YUNG_GUAC 1 point ago +1 / -0

He will.

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Cavetoad_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just LOVE this so hard, it brings JOY to this Toad!

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Iloveamericamore 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be honest thats what most of these liberals, both the women and the women with penises want.

They just want a strong conservative male to hold them , protect them, and EAT THAT ASS.

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OrangeManGreatAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

my current favorite AJ Jingle https://files.catbox.moe/y3jc10.mp4

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20TrumpVictory20 1 point ago +2 / -1

tears of laughter falling like rain, thank you!

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AmerikaUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be honored to attend a Thanksgiving with Alex. Would be so weird...