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XxXusernameXxX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shit hawk.

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hawk is too cool sounding.

Maybe Shit dumpster fag?

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tim Pool. He's the Tim Pool of the GOP.

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tim Pool is just a sellout trying to preserve his income, he's getting behind whatever keeps that sweet YouTube money coming. If you watched any of his videos you can see all his equipment get much nicer side he started riding the Trump train.

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errydaktal 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's going to jail soon

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Pootweet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, they're gonna scoop him up, and place him in a baggie.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta do the german thing and add a string of words into one ultimate word like vultron. PR is a dogshitisoffendedwhenhestepsinitishowshittyheiskumf.

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jimmy42oh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say that!

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's a real piece of shit Nah like a real piece of shit Like if a piece of shit ate a piece of shit, and took a pee and shit He's that piece of shit

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ChewySoap 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what I came to this thread for

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You_Aint_Black 4 points ago +4 / -0

сука

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Fecal_Fetus 4 points ago +4 / -0

A giant fartfuckle

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ZombieConstitution 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'mma steal that.

Also username checks out.

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Red37 4 points ago +4 / -0

One American ton of shit is a Paul Ryan

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hloblart 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call big ones "Island Makers". Only taken a few in my life.

Not sure that's big enough. "RhINO dump" might work. Or just call huge shits "Paul Ryans"

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hloblart 2 points ago +2 / -0

A gif demonstrating a RINO dump.

https://giphy.com/gifs/poop-rhino-d6KXqyzam7mH3kZvHF

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songman727 3 points ago +3 / -0

he's a sleazy, slimy, greasy, grimy, thin-lipped, slack-jawed, two-bit, blue-balled BITCH!!! just my opinion.... GO TRUMP!!!

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AuPhalanx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cunt.

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loopypoopy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blivet

noun

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blivet

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 2 points ago +2 / -0

santorum

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Americanism 2 points ago +2 / -0

fag

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massivehairycleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Massive coiler isn't good enough?

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Spezcuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonormous

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TreeOfLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a bigger turd than all the logs in the Tree of Liberty.

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badfish1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s no more of a piece of 💩 than the rest of the swamp. Since he was on Romney’s ticket in 2012, who, along with Bush, McCain et. all were part of the big show to make us believe we were actually choosing our representatives all these years. I say they’re ALL (“left” and “right”) pieces from the from the same of 💩. I guess you could say some of those pieces from that pile are a little bigger than others, but they all smell the same to me.

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly I expected Paul Ryan's face to be Photoshopped on the shit

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WarpedSage 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a shum. Shit+Cum

[Stolen from EFAP]

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is like the shit star all the other shit planets rotate around...

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20TrumpVictory20 2 points ago +2 / -0

he is a kernel of shit located in an never ending (eternal) pile of pooze...

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oshanman 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is the maggot that is eating on that kernel of corn in that pile of pooze.

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endcensorshipnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

hhmmm... puss infected cum bubble?

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Pootweet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remove all that is not poo... Only stench remains.

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Limaro 2 points ago +2 / -0

keep digging... (there is no pony)

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Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blue Falcon.

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Krackenlackin2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Piece of shit of Lovecraftian/Homeric-epic proportions

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Cyphr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was Mr. Poopyhead already taken?

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themaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paul Byden.