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HooliganS3 123 points ago +123 / -0

As a Hair-Deficient-America, I feel personally attacked by this post....

Release the Cranium!

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SoAngryRanger 34 points ago +34 / -0

Just commit to it and shave it all.

I’m not balding now, I shave my head.

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HooliganS3 31 points ago +31 / -0

I've been bic'ing for more than a decade now.

My reply was a joke.

God only made so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.

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shadypollster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kek

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WikkiWikki420 -1 points ago +2 / -3

God only made so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.

God only made so many perfect heads. The rest aren't mine.

"But you don't have more than one head."

That's where you're wrong kiddo, as I fling out my hugely erect penis, "And here's head number two, sweetheart."

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Unky-Herb 17 points ago +17 / -0

slaps the top of your head You could easily fit10-20,000 hair follicles on this baby!

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BadgerPuncher 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mines like 30 - 50 follicles.

Back hair is glorious tho.

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ManOnTheEdge 10 points ago +10 / -0

Release the Turtle-Waxin'!

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OGpsywar 4 points ago +5 / -1

He be Hatfishing.

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HilldawgsACrook 3 points ago +3 / -0

I second this!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 61 points ago +61 / -0

The beanie on the astronaut made me lol

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prayinpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for pointing it out

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Choomguy 53 points ago +53 / -0

Why else would you make a beanie your signature look.

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Ithrowawaay 22 points ago +25 / -3

Nothing more pathetic than a middle aged man trying desperately to hang on to his edgy youth.

You’re bald Tim, accept it like a man, and don’t hide it like a little kid. It will liberate you from your insecurity.

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Proda 13 points ago +13 / -0

he's only 34, not yet middle aged, but he sure looks like he's 50, not his age.

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +11 / -1

He’s almost middle aged*. And treating a beanie like your blankie is pushing it at 34.

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Proda 2 points ago +2 / -0

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ringobingo 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he’d commit to it and just shave the whole thing he’d look much younger. My husband went through the same thing in his 20s. Finally just shaved it all and he’s sexier than ever. Bald is beautiful!

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eastern-truman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone eating unhealthy foods or lead unhealthy lives will look older than their age.

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WeaponizedSmirk 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's not hiding it, he's the one that posted the pictures without the beanie in the first place. I feel like people don't really watch his stuff past the first 5 minutes because he's repeatedly explained the beanie. It's his look, he is instantly recognizable. He wears the same outfit and beanie because when he's not on camera he takes it off and wears normal clothes and it's like a disguise. No one recognizes him.

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WhineTasting 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still wear chucks. Cross-laced propped and all. Am I a pathetic middle aged man too?

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killerbunny88 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't listen to anyone and wear whatever the heck you want. I'm sick of people thinking just because you get older it means you have to start dressing like an old person.

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +4 / -3

Depends on your age. Are you pushing 40? Because it’s getting there.

Chucks are pretty timeless but a 50 year old in chucks is indeed, pathetic.

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ringobingo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nuts to that. I’m a 51 yr old woman and my entire wardrobe consists of black concert tees, jeans, and either black boots or chucks. I wear what I want.

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BishopofBlackpool 4 points ago +4 / -0

What about Hunter S Thompson?

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +2 / -1

The exception that proves the rule.

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2Fangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's an affectation regardless of age. If you needed gym/trainer shoes, almost anything else is better.

New Balance is a surprisingly based company for what it's worth.

My shoes are pretty spartan. Work boots, hunting boots, gym shoes, and the only affectation ones are for church / funerals.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like chucks because they're light, breathable, and give me a better feel of the ground.

Wintertime I'm a boots guy though.

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The_RedWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember in one video he mentioned that he finally accepted his baldness a long time ago but the beanie became part of his signature look. He likened it to Trump’s hairstyle.

He also said it grants him stealth as he can remove his beanie and most people can’t recognize him and he can blend in with hostile crowds better because of it

He’s probably partly lying but i could believe some truth in that

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Ghostbearstark_53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah bro he is a hard-core skater like beto broooo

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hipster cred

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readyIgnite 38 points ago +49 / -11

Read through aunt tifa comms and you find the same bald headed Tim character attacks. These submissions are like firing up .win and finding trigger warnings. Not our brand.

There's been no change in Tim's content. He reports more honestly than the media, calls out propaganda. All week he's been pointing out election anomalies to his fence sitter platform reaching wider demographic than this platform reaches alone.

He's not your cheerleader, debasing himself to jiggle and delight you.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 33 points ago +33 / -0

That's all true, but the memes are also funny

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Xerxes_Bleeds 4 points ago +4 / -0

I definitely have moved on to creators that are more straightforward and have a stronger personal conviction, bur he is anti censorship and was my gateway drug to red pilling

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readyIgnite 2 points ago +4 / -2

They're somewhat tired. You may also follow leftist subs to keep pulse on what they're up to. If so, you've seen the exact same memes for years. Leftists really dislike Tim.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm aware. I'm still something of a Tim Pool viewer, and the thing about the right is we make fun of our own instead of acting like their shit doesn't stink, as Democrats are prone to do with AOC or Obama or whoever they are into. Faults and biases are authenticity, ans he freely admits to them

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SpookySpook 11 points ago +12 / -1

theres no change in timmys content. He reports more honestly

a few days ago

TRUMP CONCEDES TO BIDEN, IS IT OVER????!!

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wholesomekangz100 8 points ago +10 / -2

He's not your cheerleader

Nor are we his. Fuck off faggot

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WhineTasting 5 points ago +5 / -0

100 percent agreed. Came here to post the same sentiments... Love this site, don't understand the misdirected hate sometimes.

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wholesomekangz100 10 points ago +11 / -1

5 seconds to upvote and chuckle at the post isn't a lot. Relax dude

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iamherefortheluls 3 points ago +4 / -1

apparently, our mods do. which is kind of strange given what's going on around the country.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 2 points ago +4 / -2

I do. A lot.

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SininStyle -1 points ago +2 / -3

sounds a lot like "who cares, what about the 250k deaths"

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jslenterprises 4 points ago +4 / -0

no, its a "who cares about some fence click bait opinion chooch that passes himself off as alternative news"

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Americanism 24 points ago +24 / -0

"has been"

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Saltyspicoli27 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha...

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Deviance1hit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never was

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ALegendInMySpareTime 11 points ago +16 / -5

Fuck this guy, seriously. He spent the entire summer ranting and warning us that the Media is fanning the flames of a Civil War, that the Left are coming to our homes to burn them down, and to tune out the “fake news.” Then, not even 12 hours after the biggest election fraud in US history went down, immediately switches his message to: “Well, the media says Biden is the clear winner and we can’t dispute that. Let’s all come together and work with him and his new administration....” Total Bullshit!

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Martinriggs 8 points ago +10 / -2

He hasn't said anything like that.

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +6 / -3

Yup, guy's a grifter. Same thing he was doing towards the beginning of the year with Kung Flu. Guy said that government agencies were warning their employees to go into bunkers thanks to this nothing-burger. Dim Tool got his source from a British tabloid piece.

Fear tends to sell, unfortunately, and Dim Tool knows that.

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jetjetjet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tim Pool doesn't say we shouldn't recount and verify

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RackOps 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have only very recently tuned into his podcast.

On his show with Sean Parnell he sounded pretty hardcore about election fraud.

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MrGreggle 11 points ago +11 / -0

That picture is ancient. He's even more bald now.

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

The milquetoast side of the force is a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's funny, if he spent 40 minutes working out a few times a week and got semi-jacked, and then shaved his head, he wouldn't be bad looking as a dude (no homo). But for whatever reason, he just doesn't.

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Boromar 6 points ago +6 / -0

While I think the personal attacks aren't productive, this is a great use of the meme.

edit: just noticed the beanie on the shooter, even better!

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T150 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, this is becoming my favorite meme (of the week anyway).

It could be weaponized to better effect than this. Looking forward to it.

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Eaglefarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a bald man I am offended by this post. These baldist posts have triggered me and I need a safer environment. I will not stand for this blatant baldism.

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wouldn't even care, if he didn't.

Fucking stupid ass beanie.

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Fakename 4 points ago +7 / -3

Seeing him bald removes 35% of his credibility...

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Fakename 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can only assume you are Tim pool

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ramennov 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's nothing unmasculine with being bald - but there is with hiding it under a beanie like a little bitch.

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Methmouthmary 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am Tim Pool's gay lover and this meme offends me

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is Brian Stelter.

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SpookySpooky 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a fucking cuck fence sitter that shit all on AJ. I fucking loath this bald feg. When staring down the barrel of two clear options communism or freedom. He refuses to grow a pair and stand up to communism.

Fuck him and Tim if you read this

FUCK YOU

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smooth as a baby's butt

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +3 / -1

Smooth as a beagle's nutsack

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AlphaOverBeta 3 points ago +4 / -1

He looks like a soy-filled balloon. Fake beard protruding. Very disrespectful.

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AcAirman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also a boring idiot.

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ArcticDark 3 points ago +4 / -1

If ur a dude, and you're noticeably thinning, just take the plunge and lean in. Shave it all off. Grow some facial hair, and get "fit" even. It's way more "attractive" to society to simply lean in. Trying weird stuff to keep your hair when your genes says no, is just asking to fall victim to spending hundreds or thousands trying to cover it. Rogaine, pills, and plugs are temporary stop gaps at best. Spend your dollars on better things than fighting your genetics. Just own it, and embrace the bald. :D

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Jeebus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why even waste server space mentioning his name. He's not a pede, never will be.

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Lasheric 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who cares about his hair. Dude is doing good work. I hope he actually does start his own investigation media like he is talking about.

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha wearing a beanie over your space suit whoever's made this is genius

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ChicagoMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just my opinion but Tim should ditch the beanie, shave his face, shave/buzz cut his hair, maybe get veneers on his teeth, get better glasses, and improve his wardrobe. I think you other Pedes nailed it saying that he is trying to hold on to his youth with the skater boy look. Who knows, maybe Tony Hawk could be his style icon LOL.

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Shadilay-Hotep 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not Brian Stelter?

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wizdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO I'm glad this is now a thing.

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FuckTheOtherSide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Brian Stelter a time traveling Tim Pool from the future?

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SethRichsgoldwatch 2 points ago +3 / -1

Balding cuck

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Yheymos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tim should definitely shave his head and start wearing different hats aside from the beanie. In time he can switch between hats live on screen and just let the mystery end.

I shave my head and most people would say I just had a receding hairline. But I can see it is much thinner on top than it used to be and I'm unwilling to just let it gradually thin out while holding on for dear life. Don't want to take DHT block pills either.

Shaved head always looks better. Few people have perfect head shapes just like any other body part so I'm pro just shave it. Just leaving your hair balding looks makes you appear 15 years older no matter what age you are.

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MuadDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is sticky material now? Sad!

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

Current sticky material seems to largely consist of REEEEEEing about Tim Pool, someone on the mod team shilling for Steve Bannon's podcast every single day and promoting it despite the fact that there's nothing in it, and shouting "BREAKING!!!!!" because some random nobody on Twitter with 82 followers (probably the Twitter account of the guy posting it) invented some fake story about evidence being found.

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Kek

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 2 points ago +2 / -0

mind blown

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RentFree2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Constanza? That you?

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely NOT based

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FlyinHeadlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who's GAF about this moron. He does nothing for us and add 0 value to the planet.

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MichaelrossMD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only a traitor deserves such scorn.

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USAF4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m definitely the astronaut without the gun in this picture

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Brobold 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started balding a little when I was in high-school.

I ended up just buzzing it and learned how great the gym is. I wish Tim would do the same.

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SigAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

So that's why he wears that beanie

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not bald...he is balding! (said in Elaine Benis' voice)

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FreeJack2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

it all makes sense now.........

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freeperjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like his cousin, "Dead"...

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Flcentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like Tim, but he really needs to stop the beanie shit. He is a middle aged rich bald dude, not some teenage skaterboi.

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Bananapirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

He took that photo himself, by the way.