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fjobb 99 points ago +99 / -0

There’s no attempted fraud. It’s fraud where you get caught, and where you don’t.

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ProfessorRomendev 68 points ago +68 / -0

To rectify it, I recommend an 'attempted' hanging.

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Cledus 14 points ago +14 / -0

I recommend letting me shoot everyone in the crotch with a heavy hollow point.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or buckshot.

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HotRoastedNuts 13 points ago +13 / -0

Call in Marcellus Wallace with the blowtorch and pliers

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CaptainPatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

need to produce human wind chimes again for these criminals.

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Regression 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe from a big beautiful wall?

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core101 2 points ago +2 / -0

or amputating their cheating limbs, that way they feel the severity of their crimes.

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Regardless 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m saying they attempted fraud, not that they should be charged for attempted fraud. Treason would be a more fitting crime to punish them for.

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Red_Hibiscus 22 points ago +22 / -0

100%. I’m tired of this mamby pamby slap on the wrist bullshit. It’s time to start making examples of some people who are so willing to throw away my freedom in this country.

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Space_Force 8 points ago +8 / -0

^ This is the way.

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SlackusRex 2 points ago +2 / -0

^ This is the way

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crimsonfancy 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is why they're so afraid of four more years.

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ClokworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's kind of amazing, really. If you don't try to cheat the system, bully, enslave, and dehumanize people, if you play a fair and honest game, you don't have to worry about Karma coming knocking at your door.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Food for thought: although you could be charged with attempted fraud, there's no such thing as 'attempted treason'.