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ProfessorRomendev 68 points ago +68 / -0

To rectify it, I recommend an 'attempted' hanging.

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Cledus 14 points ago +14 / -0

I recommend letting me shoot everyone in the crotch with a heavy hollow point.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or buckshot.

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HotRoastedNuts 13 points ago +13 / -0

Call in Marcellus Wallace with the blowtorch and pliers

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MayorofTrumpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ouch! Just thinking about that has made my eyes water.

I like where you're going with this though. Carry on soldier...

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SantaBrown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zed's dead baby

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CaptainPatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

need to produce human wind chimes again for these criminals.

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Regression 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe from a big beautiful wall?

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core101 2 points ago +2 / -0

or amputating their cheating limbs, that way they feel the severity of their crimes.