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posted ago by 4touchdownbundy ago by 4touchdownbundy +13 / -0

Fellow patriots, I'm no lawyer, and I'm virtually a retard when it comes to understanding the jargon thrown at us and how to apply appropriately. Any lawyer pedes here know any good resources that can break it down for me? I dont think my neighbors are snitches, but a couple of near neighbors are BLM supporting faggots. I'd just like to be aware of what we should say to protect our constitutional rights without getting thrown in jail.

Imagine I'm in a blue state with a serious fag of a gubner.

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jamesworley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ask them if they are hungry. Invite them in to eat and let them know that you Back The Blue !

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4touchdownbundy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They wont and able to resist good old fashioned stuffing and gravy made from scratch.

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Razehope 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you do get a visit from the cops. You dont know why they are there. The don't go in without a warrant. If they take you down town sit down and shut up. If they have questions just say they'd have to talk to your lawyer. It's thier job to prove your guilty, not yours to prove your innocence.

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4touchdownbundy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noted thank you!

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rossagesausage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell them to fuck off and get a warrant.

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SlanderousMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they have a warrant they will let themselfs in. No need to answer the door.

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christ93_1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't answer the door

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LivingOnThinIce 5 points ago +5 / -0

Answer to all their questions : "LAWYER"

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Shreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your house is your private property. You are not obligated to open the door for them EXCEPT if they have a warrant.

It's your Constitutional right against unreasonable search and seizure: Challenge them to produce a warrant, only then will you open the door. A police badge is not a license to trespass or break into private property.

See what happened in Buffalo, New York (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/get-go-get-warrant-business-owners-buffalo-new-york-stand-cuomos-covid-orders-kick-sheriff-health-inspector-video/): Based business owners threw out a sheriff and health inspector who entered to harass them about Cuomo's COVID-1984 orders - with no warrant.

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4touchdownbundy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent thank you for this. I'm sure theres other folks like me that can benefit from this.

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giggitybooped 5 points ago +5 / -0

Protesting for BLM. Celebrating Biden's "victory". You're part of Antifa. or just hand them a constitution. You have the right to peaceful assembly, just say you're peacefully assembling on your private property.

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4touchdownbundy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, one look at me saying protesting for BLM and they'd laugh!

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giggitybooped 3 points ago +3 / -0

Follow up with "All Cops Are Bastards". Maybe throw a few rocks at them to get off your lawn for good measure. Seems to work well for BLM and Antifa

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4touchdownbundy [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should I identify as black and tranny?

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giggitybooped 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most definitely! Make sure to call them out on gender assumptions! Temporary hair coloring and a fake hoop nose ring similar to where a cow's nose is pierced. You can make this believable xD

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4touchdownbundy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok, just gotta figure out where to procure such items. Theres a dumpster a couple blocks away, I'm sure I'll find something there. Also a mental facility nearby, they can help too.

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4touchdownbundy [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

All good suggestions so far. I'd like exhaust politeness first because I do back the blue, but I dont trust them off the bat.

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GunsAndWeed 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Come back with a warrant". If they push their way in fight with your life.

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MrBojangles 3 points ago +3 / -0

offer them a plate and they'd be all to happy not be working on thanksgivng

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Bea5tly 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% just don't even open the door. They legally can't do shit unless they have a warrant.

Enjoy eating turkey and laughing with the fam while they bang on the door

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SickofItall 0 points ago +1 / -1

Get a Biden/Harris lawn sign & a BLM banner. That what's we do for our parties. :P