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touchmystuffIkillyou 13 points ago +13 / -0

THERE ARE NO GLITCHES

Bugs, errors, mistakes, fuck ups, YES.

But there is no such thing as a temporary hiccup in computer code. It may present itself intermittently, or be the result of a complicated set of factors. Code may not be written to handle rare exceptions accurately or gracefully. But there is no error that just "goes away".

People fuck up. If so, call it that. A mistake, and error.

THERE ARE NO GLITCHES

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CastlesMadeofSand01 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. I do this shit for a living. Glitches are a euphemism for someone fucking up and not properly testing their code.

It happens to everyone, but when someone says glitch, it implies "the computer fucked up". When in reality, the person sitting behind the computer fucked up.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or the person sitting behind the computer knew exactly what they were doing.

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Cuttrogue 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes but IM GLOOOTCHHHING