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making_upvotes 27 points ago +27 / -0

AND RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think the general is the Kraken. He was head of DIA, the military intelligence agency. It's like having a CIA head on our side. You think he might know a little something about clandestine election rigging programs run out of frankfurt?

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coderdude6598 6 points ago +6 / -0

Krakens exist in colonies.

We apparently have at least 3! Powell, Flynn, Thomas. Love my Patriots with integrity standing up for us.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QS7bBGSL/krakens-thrive-in-colonies/

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Supertots 5 points ago +5 / -0

He also knows about all of the ET technology

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making_upvotes 2 points ago +2 / -0

DIA HQ is right next to the army space command

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Hairy_Mouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but wouldn't he need clearance to talk about that stuff? I'm assuming it's all classified information.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

The president can declass anything, at will. All he's gotta do is give the general a permission slip.

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Hairy_Mouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

That what up with asking Haspel to declassify all that shit, and she keeps saying no?

If he want it declassified, why doesn't he just tell her to go fuck herself?