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Captain_Cashew 23 points ago +24 / -1

Did you just get that "emergency" notification on your phone too?

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mrbear10mm 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes. My wife didnt, but my buddy that went with me to the casino last night did.

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ADAM_SCHITT 8 points ago +8 / -0

butch bitch health secretary

That's a man, man.

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colonial113 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll never be a woman

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buco 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, dude, dude looks like a lady...... uh, no.

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Rightisright 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got it. Immediately got a text thread from friends everyone normies, everyone pissed off.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +4 / -1

What happened?

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Rightisright 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Governor of pa sent out an alert on phones to remind people not to gather with family tomorrow.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, Christ is that what that was? I didn't get to the phone in time to catch the recorded message.

TBH, I was really hoping that it was an EBS message announcing the start of martial law.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Jfc. Stay inside! Don't celebrate! I hate these people with every fiber of my being.

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ryanking 5 points ago +5 / -0

They want everyone to stay home alone, not talk to anyone and listen to the propaganda on the TV.

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Marina 10 points ago +10 / -0

And Witchmer too

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ADAM_SCHITT 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Phil Murphy

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s easier to list Governors that dont belong in prison

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kristy Noem

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Ssue1216 9 points ago +10 / -1

Don’t forget dickhead DeWine

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theultimatesean 6 points ago +7 / -1

I wonder if the evidence is clear enough for a citizen's arrest? I guess we'll need a citizen's grand jury first.

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CLF3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool thing about grand juries: You can form them whenever the fuck you want. All you need is 25 people.

Wanna know more?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWsUiZrnzgN2TTumv31e1b_H9UNFmG5kG

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Zude 6 points ago +6 / -0

YES PLEASE!!!

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MAGAWookie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hang him.

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RecoveringNPC 5 points ago +5 / -0

A.C.A.B. All Cuomos are bad!

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BlackFlag 1 point ago +2 / -1

Used to be voting...

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CherryCoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

And his tranny pet

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VictoriousTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

he should be executed IMO. not fo the alert

but mandating mail ins and dominon

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Magastreammedia 4 points ago +4 / -0

RECALL WHITLER

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space_kase_65 3 points ago +3 / -0

prison is to good hang him by his balls

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peeje172 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or just use Levine's balls...

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FreedomSteak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey OP, while the audience is watching, you can say a bit more. Shout out to Mom or Dad maybe? Call out your favorite Stalker on the Running Man TV show.

J/k agreed.

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kanklesmustswing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chopper ride!

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