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HunterBidensLaptop 28 points ago +29 / -1

All you need to know is don’t bet against The Donald and you’ll never go broke

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously. I won’t believe trump isn’t prezzy until Biden actually swears in. Which he won’t. Cause doctors and Father Time has only given him 6 days to live. There’s no way america elected a fucking corpse into office I don’t believe it for one second.

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

hed only fuck up the oath anyway, be a fucking train wreck.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pre-taped oath from his basement, still full of blunders.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would actually be hilarious to watch.

“Aye. Joe Bye then I swear to uphold ya know, the thing in the United plates of dog faces pony soldiers. PUSH UP CHAMPION 2020! Where am I? Cream of wheat”

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saltymainahkracken 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon, man! You know, the thing! i said it. Or maybe I didn't but meant to say it. Fat! Chump! Hunter... Jill? What did I mean to say? ;-)