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Zadok 69 points ago +69 / -0

Let him go. He has one foot in the grave and the other is on a banana peel.

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RareMillennialPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I loled.

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BillDStrong 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left were accusing Trump of creating a shadow government. If we let Biden go, the left has some plans.

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TheSwiftPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah not to mention there would be no denying he conceded if Beijing Biden was literally in Beijing.

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GeneralVeers 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yeah, about Biden fleeing to china?

Some years back, a friend of mine had to spend three months in china on business. Factory was producing faulty product. He was there to set the idiot workers straight and fix the problem.

Wow. Did he ever bring back some horror stories. So, believe me when I say this:

Biden fleeing to china? Let him. He will quickly discover that china is its own special kind of Hell.

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alienjesus 18 points ago +18 / -0

I want to hear them too

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GeneralVeers 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wow! Lotta requests for this. I feel like a radio show DJ. :)

Okay, letsee. This was a while ago, so memory is a bit foggy.

First off, nobody over there wanted to take charge of anything and actually help him fix the problem at the factory. Everybody just kept their heads down, refused to offer any advice or solutions of their own, and immediately agreed with whatever their department bosses said. This might have been part of chinese culture, or maybe just at that one company. Dunno for sure. Frankly, I see that in the United States every once in a while. But his testimony was that it was constant and pervasive, and he ended up doing most of the work to fix things.

Second, drivers over there suck. If you're a pedestrian, you take your life in your hands every time you step out your front door; chinese drivers will mow pedestrians down without even thinking about it. When there is an accident, most folks over there don't know first aid and can't do anything to help other than call the ambulance. (and sometimes they will avoid helping for fear of getting sued or something)

Third, the food was rather frightening. Bits of bone where there aren't supposed to be bones. Foods of questionable freshness. Once or twice he found bits of what looked like broken glass or plastic. A few times while he was there, he got violently sick shortly after eating. Likely food poisoning, can't be sure.

Far as he knew, he never got accosted by government agents or anything--though I suppose they might have been spying on him without his knowledge. The reason the above things scare me is, they're EVERYDAY things. Things nobody should have to deal with in daily life. But over there it IS daily. /shudder

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

and sometimes they will avoid helping for fear of getting sued or something

I've heard things like this echoed, sounds very familiar to a youtuber ADVChina/serpentZA has to say about China.

I also read a story just the other day about a British diplomat who rescued a drowning Chinese woman in some sort of small pond, none of the other Chinese people around him helped in anyway. They were just watching her drown. That's one messed up culture.

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learntocode 12 points ago +12 / -0

Youtube channel laowai breaks it down.

As a foreigner, you have to register where you are staying with the local police every day you are in the country. If you are in a hotel that lets foreigners stay, they will do the registering for you. Otherwise, you have to do it yourself.

The police routinely show up at your door at 2 to 4 a.m. to conduct surprise inspections and interviews with you.

You will be ripped off, potentially beaten, or assaulted by "friends" and there is no legal recourse. You own nothing and everything you "have" can be taken either by an official from the government or someone who has "connections". There is no justice system like we have here and it does not run by the rules we have been using since the Magna Carta was signed lo so many years ago.

As a foreigner, you will be kicked out of buildings or denied permits to operate a business because you are a foreigner.

It is a fucking shit show. And this is just the day to day of it. Not even getting into the quality of life and safety concerns that occur any time you step outside the foreigner heavy neighborhoods and areas of a city in China.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

*laowhy86

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Norwegianskier 7 points ago +7 / -0

tell us, i love stories like this.

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TremendousGirth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree with the others. Please elaborate.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he flees to China ... LOL, police inspectors at his door all the time. He has to register his address and movements with the police daily. They will use and abuse him for political theater and his life, like all subject in communist China, is worth less than dirt.

No, he isn't running to China.

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Cyroc 36 points ago +36 / -0

We know he isn’t going to Ukraine LOL

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StrozkMyWeiner 30 points ago +30 / -0

With Dementia Joe's memory, he'd book a trip to China and still somehow end up in Venezuela.

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Cropgun 24 points ago +24 / -0

China will just Gulag him...

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Isolated_Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

That was my thought, China doesn't like failures.

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Cropgun 5 points ago +6 / -1

In the 5 minutes per day he is present in reality he knows too much.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will harvest his hair plugs for a party leader and dump the rest in a big bowl of bat soup.

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Rightfoot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lets not waste the ventilator.

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RogueLikely 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly I don't think Joe has enough cognitive acuity left for the Democrats to have trusted him being let in on the scheme. He deserves to face justice for his past corruption, but the Joe Biden of today is a lost old fool. Joe Biden would be nothing but a fall guy. We need to find out who on the left helped orchestrated all of this and put them against the wall.

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Chibi-Robo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm also guessing kamala knew the fix was in.

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NZbacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

First bump.

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MAGA_4EVER 4 points ago +4 / -0

He knows.

All those times he told people to fuck off and vote for trump if they didn't like his policies.

Just recently when he says he doesn't need anyone to vote for him.

Even more recently when he said they have the largest voter fraud organization ever.

He knows.

Unfortunately for him, fixing an election looks like the most innocent crime he's committed.

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masculinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

his public admission to creating the biggest election fraud apparatus in US history didn't convince you?

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KilroyJCNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be fine - they'll "disappear" him

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AllTheWayTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let him flee to China. He's of no use to them and he will be executed.

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DicerningSword 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then We can deliver justice from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

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MAGA_4EVER 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just redirect his flight to the ukraine. Lol

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated comment. Ship his ass to Ukraine.

Though we shouldn't get into the habit of turning Americans over to foreign courts.

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MAGA_4EVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

If ever an american deserved it...

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wrath of God knows no borders.

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ClemTiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then we nuke the whole damn place

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Ennius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hard to do, he can just hop on Air Force One-Elect.

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ltpayne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who else would like to see gitmo start to fill back up with all of the sleaze bags

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dixond 3 points ago +3 / -0

Won't be able to get him back? Oh honey... don't you understand that China constructed the noose around their own neck? The Three Gorges Dam means that China is continuously hostage to anyone with a spare MOAB available.

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let him. His flight to China would prove to the world we were right. And then we'll have an excuse to hit them with more sanctions for harboring him.

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rope or the bullets are on me plus lumber for a gallows

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paynet [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

cash, credit cards, monopoly money, accepted.

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Cminc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden was broke before china bought him and his family. He has no value to china without the office they tried to put him in. He's got nowhere to go but hell.

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Brickwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think that if he were to actually flee to China he'd be in a much worse position. People who are no longer of value to a communist regime seem to have a habit of disappearing.

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BlinkinSun 3 points ago +3 / -0

When Biden is no longer any good to the communist party, the communist party will be quicker to execute him than they would be to protect him. Sloppy execution has permanently damaged foreign relations with China. He has nowhere to hide.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno, I think I'd kinda laugh at the idea of that old man with dementia hiding in a foreign country.

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually want to see him flee to China. It would be one of the biggest black marks on China if that was where he fled to.

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DwellerMike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let them have him. China is a hellhole in itself.

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MadMaxUSMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to see that traitor hang. But the bright side is it doesn't really matter either way, he's only a couple of years from facing the Ultimate Judge anyway.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

China wont be safe for the swamp once Trump is done with CCP

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol that would be hilarious, let him. He is just an old, useless puppet that's gonna die soon anyway. hillary and her bitch huma is what I'm waiting for...

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RicoSauve35 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was people cheating on his behalf that deserve max sentences. He doesn't even know what day it is

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FreedomFlowerDelta 1 point ago +1 / -0

China would like him too. Got nowhere to hide

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clbrto 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care about CreepySleepy's fate, after PDJT is re-elected

we have bigger fish to fry, and future elections to secure

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TruthVelocity 1 point ago +2 / -1

If he flees to China, send a drone package on behalf of the US.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt that you could tie all this back to Biden. He barely knows where the fuck he is. He's only a teleprompter reader.

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Adhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

sure we will, all trumop has to do is say hand him over or we cut all trade ties with china... and then he should do it anyways when they give him up cause fuck china

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jake_from_state_farm 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he's not going to be in office, then he's pretty worthless. I don't think he has anywhere to run to.

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IsrorOrca 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not going anywhere. He’s got that M.D. note in his wall safe that confirms his late stage dementia

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Count_Dyscalculia 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think his doddering old ass knew what the hell was going on half the time. He thought it must have been the standard run of the mill shenanigans they've been pulling off for the last 50yrs.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am cool with letting him run - he won't be alive much longer and won't remember why he is being arrested if he is.

I want our country to, to the best ability possible, hew to the principles it has been founded on. We stray from them, and have from the outset, but our system is designed to deal with that as well. Many were asking openly, "Why do we have an electoral college?!"

Now we know why, on a visceral level: to stop electoral fraud in the appointing of the executive.

We know, from brutal experience, how to stop fraud: adversarial ballot inspectors from all parties, paper ballots, in person voting or validated absentee.

Now we also know: this digital voting shit has got to go. It is not saving us time. It is not saving us money. It only makes it easier to commit massive electoral fraud and there will always be an incentive to do so.

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javixpimraj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goes to China to avoid justice.
"Whew, now I'm safe!"

*Knock on door*

Authorities want to "have a little talk" about him failing the Chinese Communist Party.