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Itateeverybody 168 points ago +168 / -0

Firing squad use to be considered the honorable way to go befitting a gentleman.

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Cesare_Borgia 100 points ago +100 / -0

The firing squad is traditionally considered a soldiers death as well.

Some of the members of the German army condemned to death during the Nuremberg trials asked for it but that request was denied and they were hung instead.

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DonJrJr 56 points ago +57 / -1

Hate to be that guy but ...clothes are hung, people are hanged

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svlem 30 points ago +32 / -2

Woah! Watch out with all that sass!

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FAQ-REDDIT 17 points ago +17 / -0

People are hung too, like myself. No homo.

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NavyGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

https://youtu.be/lsV2K-6hDa8

We have big dick energy!

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Wyzer 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Bart, they says you was hung?"

"And they was right!"

Blazing Saddles.

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Cesare_Borgia 9 points ago +9 / -0

That guy is appreciated! I'll try and remember next time. I have a feeling this might come up again soon.

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NotTheTendies 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's cus you're talking to Don Jr. Otherwise, you'd tell him to GTFO.

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Aoikaze2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

So you're saying we shouldn't have them all hung?

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ippwndu 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hung like Michael?

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what he said!

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RedBloodofPatriotism 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where's obama? He usually pops in.... What was his username again?

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Sloppyjosh 8 points ago +9 / -1

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's also useful because it's quick and effective.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Internationale

Sung by Ceaușescu during his execution.

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peterstrzoked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Losing wars have consequences.

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peterstrzoked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is why the history books will be very unkind to Chyna Joe.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 49 points ago +49 / -0

During the Revolutionary War, British Army officer John Andre was captured by the Continental Army while ununiformed and carrying a message. Because of this, he was tried as a spy rather than a prisoner of war. The penalty for captured spies was death by hanging. During his trial, John Andre asked that he be given a soldier's death and executed by firing squad while wearing his uniform. His request to be executed by firing squad was denied, but the court did allow him to be executed in his uniform. So he was hanged while wearing his British Officer's uniform.

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Itateeverybody 36 points ago +36 / -0

This is exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote that. Even our enemies were respectable back then. How far we have fallen.

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deleted 32 points ago +32 / -0
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duality 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bill Clinton gets to wear the blue dress.

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pose for me like one of your Epstein paintings....

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can Big Mike?

Post-sentencing, that is. While we watch it carried out.

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uzi5v2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike is already hung.

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Major_Nutt 6 points ago +6 / -0

WW1 was the last war fought with the old European Honor system. And that went to shit in the first 6 months as soon as the entrenching began.

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mugatucrazypills 12 points ago +14 / -2

If you need a break from shitposting watch the miniseries TURN.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's an excellent show.

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

So aggravating at times though. Gotta create stupid fucking drama for ratings.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, thanks 🙏

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 15 points ago +15 / -0

The reality is when you have to execute thousands of traitors, bullets are the cheapest option

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can we use artillery like in north korea? Maybe one of those smart bombs with a camera in the nose so we can freeze frame on the stupid face they make before impact.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s appealing but undignified

We already look like a banana republic

The executions won’t be public unfortunately

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

A guy can dream

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want a live stream though! I'm serious. NOTHING is believable anymore. Secret executions will be met with endless skepticism.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of us can handle it, most can’t

Most people DON’T want to see it, even if they think they do

That’s part of why we are having to go through this dog and pony show with the election instead of just letting heads roll. Just look at how lost all of the new people who have come in during the past three weeks are. Modern people can’t handle shit like public executions. I’m all for everyone toughening up, but that won’t stabilize society. Some stuff will make it onto liveleak, some censored footage elsewhere, but that’s it. And it’s how it should be.

The last thing most people want to see is reality, whether they admit it or not. The unfortunate side effect, is that this is a really big part of how our enemies got this far.

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end_of_globalism 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Where was he buried?

All over

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here and there

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DJ_NeckFace 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least go out standing ya know what I mean.

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PinkFlowers 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want to see all these communists lined up in front of a trench and then our guys mow them down with MG42s.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just get some M249s mounted on random Americans' vehicles and have a 90 degree radius so no one can go crazy and shoot each other, just the commies

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

240B. Only the Germans have enough MG42's on hand to do that.

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JustTheNews 5 points ago +5 / -0

240B far better choice.....shackle them to the wall and cut them in half. I was a 240b machine gunner 11b

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blubberdong 91 points ago +91 / -0

The swamp just shit a collective brick.

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EdisonHwy 37 points ago +37 / -0

Bring back waterboarding

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HillarysStrapOn 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’m good with burned at the stake.

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murph1953 3 points ago +3 / -0

Witch burning?

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put em all on spikes vlad the impaler style and light em up. We can call em "traitor torches"

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ThatDeviantGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

The worst torture the CIA did wasn't even waterboarding, look up the shit they did. Insane that stuff was allowed to happen

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barefootnit 4 points ago +4 / -0

The CIA drugged, sodomized & mentally Tortured children with bazaar fire rituals in the 60s, early 70s as part of an experimental program. Unable to cope, many of these souls have taken their own lives.

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

Creatures of the swamp they are, to the swamp they should return. Fanboat 'em out to the middle of a swamp and feed 'em to the 'gators.

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duality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poetic Justice.

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asparaghosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woodchipper. Slow.

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feet first.

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KamalasCamelHump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hannity still owes us one waterboarding session like he promised.

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uzi5v2 34 points ago +35 / -1

This is the way, save the tax payer money!

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Ichabod 17 points ago +17 / -0

Collect the brass and reload and we can have an sustainable execution system.

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HillarysStrapOn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Going the extra mile

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2008RonPaul2012 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's call it the green new deal!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let's crowd fund this pede a flamethrower!

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fjobb 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Whats up with this blank you gave me? It's cool, I brought my own anyway."

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IndianDad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! I can bring expanding tip supers or utilize subsonic if the accused think guns are too loud.

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Lokida 53 points ago +54 / -1

Mike Pence requested to be the dude operating the electric chair.

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eplettner 45 points ago +45 / -0

ELECTRIC PENCE

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Major_Nutt 17 points ago +18 / -1

Mike "If you take cock, you get the shock" Pence

Mike "like it in the crapper, get the zapper" Pence

Mike " Feel the itch, I flip the switch" Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "electroshock your love of cock" Pence

Mike "zap the Trap" Pence

Mike "10 Megawatts a day, keeps the gay away" Pence

Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence

Mike " Like other men, dial's going to 10" Pence

Mike "Wanna get pounded, please stay grounded" Pence

Mike "jolting fear into the queer" Pence

Mike "Ignite the Sodomite" Pence

Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence

Mike "curing queers with amperes" Pence

Mike "Fry away your inner gay" Pence

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AmericanMonarchist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mike "Soap dropper meet live copper" Pence

Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence

Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence

Mike “Grab my jewels, get some joules” Pence

Mike "If you're gay say hello to Faraday" Pence

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Major_Nutt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mike "Electrocute the Fruit" Pence

Mike "Stick your wiener there, and get the Chair" Pence

Mike "Reach around Short-to-Ground" Pence

Mike "Jolting Fear into the Queer" Pence

Mike "Jerk it to a guy, closed circuit till you fry" Pence

Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence

Mike "The Best Homo Deterrent is Live Current" Pence

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike "You do the docking, you get the shocking" Pence

Mike "Your peepee is brown, the lever goes down" Pence

Mike "If you swallow cum, the wattage is fun" Pence

Mike "You take the pole, your heads will roll" Pence

Mike "Dildos in ass, you get the gas" Pence

Mike "You didn't say no-homo, we fry you slow bro" Pence

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RedBloodofPatriotism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deus volt is what needs to be said at all electric chair executions lol

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Count_Dyscalculia 24 points ago +24 / -0

Let's make it like a Reality TV Game Show. Who's next to get "Eliminated". Stay Tuned!

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uzi5v2 25 points ago +25 / -0

“You’re fired!”

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Deplorable_Badger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember the movie "Running Man" with Arnold Schwarzenegger? I want to see that come to reality!

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Bust a deal, face the wheel!"
*said wheel only has two slots on it, one of which, Electric Chair, occupies 99% of the space*
"What's the small one say?"
"Firing Squad!"
"So if I land on that one, I'll be shot?"
"Out of a cannon, yes!"

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should be just hangings or even worse, beheadings. Death before firing squad is honorable, and these fucks don't deserve to go out with any.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it true that Trudeau is getting contracts for guillotines?

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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be fitting since he's french.

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JustTheNews 20 points ago +20 / -0

'The Kraken is code for 50 BMG APIT rounds

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NJMAGA 18 points ago +18 / -0

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!!

Cash me outside- How bout that!

Pick one.

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zestanor 15 points ago +17 / -2

The public will not comprehend justice until they see criminals hanging again

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Zskills 14 points ago +14 / -0

Good.

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FitOfficial 14 points ago +14 / -0

I saw this earlier and couldn't stop laughing for a good thirty seconds.

It's beautiful.

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tufftoffee [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

On Pinochet's birthday no less

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy histories

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UncleStepDaddy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bring back public stocks, tar & feathers, and public hangings, too, in my opinion.

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tufftoffee [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anything is possible in a Trump Presidency

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AtariArtist 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's because the drug cocktails for lethal injection have been cut off by companies with EU ties (or HQ'ed there). Last I heard there was a reformulation of the drugs used since, but it's still dicey supplywise (why not use carbon monoxide, helium, nitrogen, or just plain CO2 - I have no idea. Replacing O2 with any other gas is painless and works in seconds. Death in less than 2 minutes).

Aside from clearing out death row, it opens lots of slots for the assholes who committed treason with this fake as fuck 'election'.

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BidenHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ropes & bullets will always bring us in early & under budget.

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end_of_globalism 7 points ago +7 / -0

Time is a big factor here, Christmas is approaching!

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tufftoffee [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kill the commies by Christmas? Other than Trump presidency, I wouldn't need any other gift.

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Jdubs2711 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just bought all this tar and all these feathers. I can’t keep up.

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end_of_globalism 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is glue too inhumane?

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tufftoffee [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

AHHHHHH

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks Todd Howard

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fuckdemswithcactus 7 points ago +7 / -0

daddy's pissed. the d33p entrenched bitches tried to destroy our great country.

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AcAirman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't wait to see Cumalas eyes bulge out in the chair and Hunter forehead with a hole in it

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RC22 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am for the humane way of dealing with the thousands of commies give them a parachute ( in good working condition ) and push them out of an airplane over China, citizenship revoked. MSM TWITTER FACEBOOK THE LIST IS ENDLESS

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stonepony 5 points ago +6 / -1

Utah still offers it as an option I believe. Someone on death row can request it.

We definitely need reforms in the whole process. It's absurd the way it's handled today with so much ceremony and ridiculous convoluted Rube Goldberg execution machines.

There are a thousand options for painless effective drugs that would do the trick with one pill. We don't need to be spending a massive fortune on exotic lethal injection drug cocktails and equipment to administer it.

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BidenHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bullets are pretty cheap but tbh, rope is cheaper.

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3m41l 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very good news.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

shoot! -wait, what?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please tell me this is true.

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JFellows72 3 points ago +3 / -0

A-10 go BRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweet Christmas if some big shots are subjected to this and our country can be saved, holy shit.

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Kekistancoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never understood why we wouldn't use dynamite. It's hardly cruel, as it's basically instant. I mean, America is big... there's lots of places you could set up as dynamite execution zones. Put those national parks that are languishing under COVID lockdowns to use.

It's certainly more guaranteed than some injection or electrical chair.

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elvisbird 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fed also trying to get change on low flow shower heads and low water consumption washing machines. Now I will be able to finally get my dirty clothes clean by not reusing dirty water and take a decent shower.

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mong04 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES!

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sixfingerdildo 3 points ago +3 / -0

electric turkey knife wasn't on there?

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cyber_saiyan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Y'all don't seem to get how BIG this shit is...

we are literally living in a history book, where the good guys win at the end.

Last week was probably our weakest hour, with fake news and dooming rampant.

This, this is when we push back. We are ENDING this Evil existence.

I am so fucking hype.

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tufftoffee [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It won't be fully appreciated until after the fact. We're in the middle of war against the deep state and NWO after all

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march4revenge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very hard.

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah electrocution... probably one of the most visceral and deserved fates for many of these.

Although... I'd be up for firing squad if it included things like tanks and fighter/bombers. Nobody said it had to be ONLY humans doing the firing =D

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NecturusMaculosus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope so!

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OGpat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want them all to ride the lightning with a dry sponge.

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dankai420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden could surely use a little energy.

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RC22 2 points ago +2 / -0

This an Ultra Lib publication I wouldn't put to much stock in it.

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can pull a trigger, or a lever. I'll do it for peanuts.

Also, please include Helicopter rides, Trebuchet rides, shark/Piranha/electric eel tanks, and a baseball bat party courtesy of you local Patriots.

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DingDongDitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great news

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rooted 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cannot wait to see the faces of traitorous deep state actors, when the firing squad loads and aims.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Firing squads. KEK. DUDE I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm... Please tell me this will pass!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will bring my BB gun, so much ammunition

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WeWillRejoice 2 points ago +4 / -2

I'm for firing squads, not electrocutions. Who was the killer that got tired of stays of execution and finally said, "Let's do this." In Utah IIRC...

But chemical/medical deaths for females.

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BidenHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ropes & bullets are the cheapest options. Stick with those & I guarantee we'll come in under budget.

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about we just save money and hang them all?

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Deplorable_Badger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Death by Catapults! I want to see if we can launch'em across the Grand Canyon.

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +6 / -5

Fuck that. Have them raped to death by the same rapists and murderers they've been fighting to keep alive on death row for decades.

[email protected] the weak cucks downvoting this!

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Barthaneous 5 points ago +5 / -0

Swift death is the righteous way. Torture is not of God.

You dont do what they are guilty of. End them and make it quick so we can have peace of mind.

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cjcivicx -2 points ago +1 / -3

Fuck that. Scaphism is too good for them!

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trust me. Hell awaits them. They will have a really bad time once we send them there

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +2 / -1

They shouldn't have the easy way out...

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need them gone. And fast. The longer they are here the longer their influence lasts. The land can not heal of wicked people continue to breath air.

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +2 / -1

I want every second they remain to be just a preview of their afterlife.

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RedditDotLose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be better than this

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +5 / -2

Nope. Theyve fought to keep these monsters alive for decades. They need to feel every ounce of pain they've caused.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

YAAAASSSS!!!!!

Do IT.