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posted ago by mynewspiritclothes +1435 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Let Freedom ring!

Edit: I really am grateful for each and every one of you patriots. I'm thankful that I have a huge family who ALL are on the side of freedom... (which means they support Trump.)

It's not too late to brine your turkey. Saltwater (should taste like the ocean), mace, allspice, nutmeg, peppercorns, cloves. You won't regret it. Hit me up if you want more pointers. Am chef.

More pointers: different parts of the turkey cook to different times. If you wanna knock it out of the park, carve it first. Then brine it. Then cook the parts separately. You can still use the carcass for stuffing.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Let Freedom ring! Edit: I really am grateful for each and every one of you patriots. I'm thankful that I have a huge family who ALL are on the side of freedom... (which means they support Trump.) It's not too late to brine your turkey. Saltwater (should taste like the ocean), mace, allspice, nutmeg, peppercorns, cloves. You won't regret it. Hit me up if you want more pointers. Am chef. More pointers: different parts of the turkey cook to different times. If you wanna knock it out of the park, carve it first. Then brine it. Then cook the parts separately. You can still use the carcass for stuffing.
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Tom94 14 points ago +14 / -0

there yo go laddy

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks, buddy.

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +5 / -1

Poltergeist. 80’s horror flick. But I didn’t steal the idea. I have some old maps superimposed over new maps showing the old lay of the land (my wife is a geologist and can do some cool things with GIS). However, not wanting to flat out dox myself, I will refrain from posting the maps. My street address alone may be enough information once paired up with the burial mound and cemetery info.

I do agree about exhumations though. Very odd and disrespectful to make ones final resting place into a temporary resting place. Conversely I get the reuse of land that has basically gone fallow

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TownesVanCamp 1 point ago +2 / -1

That may have been it. It’s been at least 20 years since I have seen it.

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Natives were into some very dark stuff. Bless your house and the land upon it. The spirits need to recognize you mean no ill will - or they face the power of Christ (who they saw, several times, and ignored it.)

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timetocrush 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take the mark of the beast you bigot! Only bigots don't take marks!

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess I'm not flying anywhere anytime soon.

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Submit a ton more.

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

sage advice

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RodAlanDickelman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember doing this for comment karma just a few weeks ago.

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless.

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really are, aren't they?

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VA_MAGApede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Up vote

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9moreyears 2 points ago +2 / -0

same here

  • odd?
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mynewspiritclothes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

TBH, not odd at all. In context of my life, I can understand, and I can only try and rectify. God bless you.

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9moreyears 1 point ago +1 / -0

no, I mean am I odd?

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not from where I'm standing.

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9moreyears 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • whew
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majorpribluda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure -- how many downdings ya need?

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why be "negative"?

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majorpribluda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, all right. Take your 12 updoots :-)

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

yea, yea...

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chartmerchant 1 point ago +1 / -0

For those of us that don't know offhand what the ocean tastes like, you have any more colorful descriptions?

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

make it taste like a soup that you could enjoy.

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the_golden_path 1 point ago +1 / -0

may you be purified by the love of the republic

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SlighterWraith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well shit. I was the 666th upvote.... Quick guys help.

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_spacemanspiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why? Thats super metal bro

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Limaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm partial to brine and spatchcock , myself.

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spatchcock is great, but I prefer butchering before cooking. If you want to get really into it... brine it, spatchcock, then steam it on very, very low heat... then carve and "cook to order."

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HumblePig 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Benjamin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burn the witch!

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AnthonyS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to fix that yesterday too. Carry on!

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Jaggie 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's just a number.

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're "just" a human. Falling through an empty void. Utterly deprived of context of the wherefore of your existence.

You don't know what "numbers" are.

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hiddensfinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

All plants have prime number petals

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they? I know the propensity for them to follow Fibonacci and the Golden Ratio, and I know breeding patterns are governed by prime numbers. But, I've seen plenty of 4-leafed clovers...

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hiddensfinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meant petals tried changing it a few times now

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense, but I don't understand what you're saying.

Edit - oh, you mean plants with petals.

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paynet 2 points ago +2 / -0

"utterly deprived of context" IS the context

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mynewspiritclothes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. That's the "game." The "contract." So - assimilate. Be creative. Be logical. Think. And also let go.

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Jaggie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm...