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Hairy_Mouse 27 points ago +28 / -1

Trump is rushing to pass a order to restore death by firing squad ATM.

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 20 points ago +22 / -2

I've already masturbated 5 times today... but as a patriot i will do it again.

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Parkyr413 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do we have sauce on this????

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Hairy_Mouse 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just look up "Trump firing squad".

Not sure what comes up on Google, but you get hits in DuckDuckGo. Shouldn't be using Google anyways.

He's trying to pass other stuff, but the firing squad part is in the headlines.

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Red_Turtle 4 points ago +4 / -0

At first I thought this might just return memes, but I checked it out anyway.

I'm now grinning like a 6 year old on Christmas morning.

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Hairy_Mouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I won't steer ya wrong!

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lemonjuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the Founders were here, they would not need an Executive order.