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MegaMind 480 points ago +480 / -0

Donald the grey to Donald the white

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BeatToQuarters 188 points ago +189 / -1

As a diehard LoTR (books) fan and someone's who's visited Tokien's grave in Wolvercote Cemetery, Oxford, I approve of this estimation.

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OppaiZuriZuri 80 points ago +80 / -0

It's as if he hasn't aged a day...

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donaldismydad 63 points ago +63 / -0

time traveler, CONFIRMED

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Noadhominem 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is why I come here.

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loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA balls expanding confirmed.

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Snow_Day 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the tie got 6 inches longer

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OppaiZuriZuri 15 points ago +15 / -0

But he doesn't feel like butter scraped over too much bread.

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The_Big_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the effect of the ring.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks even better than before. He is looking fantastic lately.

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Anti-Turncoat 12 points ago +12 / -0

More like the oval of power

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he would put up a better chance in resisting than Faramir no joke.

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BlmAnimalFarmFodder 23 points ago +23 / -0

Man did Peter Jackson fuck up the Hobbit movies. It's like someone gave him a game genie with all cheats unlocked and he filmed it for 9 hours straight!

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TotesNotKaren 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes! I would have been far happier if they’d dropped the elf chick weird romance nonsense.

Have there been any internet edits cutting them down to something closer to the actual hobbit?

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if any of those fan edits change the frame rate to 24 fps, like movies should be, because when they're at 60 fps or whatever, everyone looks like a bunch of people in costumes on a set. And I found it interesting how back when these movies were released, on Slashdot (because that site wasn't a fucking joke back then), a bunch of tards kept saying that a higher framerate was better and wouldn't listen to people who actually watched the movie. More technology does not make a better movie. There's this impulse among tech types to just be a fucking retard about anything that's slightly outside of their narrow skillset, and I hate that about this fucking industry.

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ParadigmShift2070 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah ironically the 60fps HD made it look like day time soap opera, every thing looked too clean and fake and the motions felt like they were fast forwarded

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point. I'll have to have a look.

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Bennyrut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, thank you for this. I will watch it.

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, there's the Rankin-Bass version...

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OppaiZuriZuri 9 points ago +9 / -0

All together now! The greatest adventure is what lies ahead! A second term, and all the liberals dead! Maybe that's naughty, but what do I care? I'll just continue shitposting and tossing them from my helicopter in the air!

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RememberNichelle 8 points ago +8 / -0

For the man who's a dreamer, but never believes, And hides from the battle so he'll never grieve Will never know passion, will never know pain, Until commies come and shoot him in the brain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Go find your Melania, go earn your warm bed. Go save the Republic, there's so much at stake, But God's on your side and it's your world to make.

The greatest adventure is whaaaat liiiiiies ahead.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes! I would have been far happier if they’d dropped the elf chick weird romance nonsense.

Oh, my god, yes! My wife and I nearly puked in our popcorn at that. But hey, it's Diverse, right? Love Knows No Colour, right? Interracial? Elf and Dwarf? Only a disgusting Racist would even notice, let alone object!

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NoatakTheWiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have to be honest, some of those fight scenes were so over the top that I can't even deny they were entertaining. Like the barrel river scene fight where the dwarves are hopping in and out of the barrels and rolling into the orcs LMAO it was so ridiculous I couldn't even be mad.

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1Jungle77Dan6 6 points ago +6 / -0

the escape from Goblin Town was infuriating- here's an idea, let's have a fat dwarf roll over goblins!

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The_Big_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why did the Goblin King have a disgusting ballsack chin? I did not like that.

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TheSwiftPepe 8 points ago +9 / -1

They wanted the mountain goblins to look as if they had undergone many generations of inbreeding and living in the dark.

Basically Muslims

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NoatakTheWiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao and then Legolas came in on some Kungfu Hustle type shit and was surfing on his enemies. I'm sorry it was funny as hell. I can't lie I enjoyed that action. But I was also still a retarded teenager when the Hobbit films were in theaters so there's that.

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RememberNichelle 4 points ago +4 / -0

All he had to do was trust his extremely gifted actors, and quit relying on CGI for everything, and stick to the book. Sheesh.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what happens when you take a small kids book and stretch it into 3 full length hollywood films. Most of the stuff is going to be filler content.

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Paul_Revere 3 points ago +3 / -0

someone who's visited Tokien's grave in Wolvercote Cemetery...

I envy you, my friend.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old Don Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright Blue his jacket is, and his hair are yellow! (With Melania as Goldberry)

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BidensBitchBus 27 points ago +27 / -0

I told you to take the wizards staff!!!!!

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JL_KrMaga 16 points ago +16 / -0

I will draw you, Soros, as poison is drawn from a wound!

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OppaiZuriZuri 6 points ago +6 / -0

mic drop Nailed it. XD

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RedBloodofPatriotism 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol Jack Dorsey as Wormtongue

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OppaiZuriZuri 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, no, Wormtongue=Zuckerberg, notice the lack of eyebrows!!!! D8 Dorsey is the Mouth of Sauron!

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OppaiZuriZuri 3 points ago +3 / -0

Behold! Zuckertongue?! O_O https://ibb.co/tCSpWCP

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RedBloodofPatriotism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, dude, you are so right!

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BidensBitchBus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or we could have Oliver Darcy as Wormtongue... the unredeemable, little tattle tale bitch

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

If John Brennen had a nice long beard, he could be Saruman. Naaaah, I could never do that to Christopher Lee! Even HE had his standards when it came to villains!

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The_Big_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

@Jack you listening? We have not been through fire and hell to bandy with the likes of you, you witless worm!

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jihad Jack.

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lordvon 20 points ago +20 / -0

To Donald the orange

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Happymars 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I was thinking Donald the Orange to Donald the White. 🤣

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Razi 12 points ago +12 / -0

“We meet again, at the turn of the tide. A great storm is coming, but the tide has turned.”

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

/thread

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errydaktal 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was worried then

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Crankyboy 95 points ago +97 / -2

I swear you are going to give me a heart attack with this shit.

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4MoarYears 76 points ago +76 / -0

FUCK YOU My heart dropped for a second.

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MisterClinton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heart attacks are a preferable alternative to Cuomoism

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shinzoabe 8 points ago +8 / -0

me too fuck you op

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FlamingButBased 36 points ago +36 / -0

GOT ME GOOD! 🤣🤣

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yanksali 30 points ago +30 / -0

Pretty good

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Alpha-As-Fuck 28 points ago +28 / -0

President John Miller

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TheMAGAnificent 12 points ago +12 / -0

WHERES THE MUSTACHE

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Anaconda 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like that photo of Trump in a baseball cap with that huge ass 1980s era cell phone

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Lurkers4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope John Miller runs in 2024 with Donaldo Drumpf as his running mate, I hear they're the up and coming conservatives in the party.

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GodEmperorUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's clearly President Titor. Come on man!

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DevilDog 28 points ago +28 / -0

Shit. Can you imagine having TWO President Trumps?? I’m not sure it’s possible to have that much awesomeness in one timeline.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's 2024 and a wormhole opens and trump from 2016 in an alternate timeline appears and wants to run for president.

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Cloraxland_ 24 points ago +24 / -0

Shoulve added some 🚨🚨🚨 to really seal the troll

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you_can_do_it 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lol.

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MikeyLeeRay 16 points ago +16 / -0

Can someone lend him the Infinity Gauntlet so he can snap half of the Demon Rat traitors out of existence?

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RedditIs4Retards 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lmao I knew it would only be something true

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MegaMagaManX 13 points ago +13 / -0

To a second term!

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DeplorableCentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peaceful transition to a second Trump administration.

—Mike Pompeo

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Califuckya 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is a transition of power I can support! BIGLY!

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RedditShadowBanned 8 points ago +8 / -0

DONALD THE WHITE!

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Dedcatsk8r 8 points ago +8 / -0

IM DYIN!!! AWESOME!!!

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Slingding 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn, I almost deported your ass... but I did some diligent pre-work before committing.

First, check your profile for validity (passed) Second, I checked your comments (passed) Third, I reluctantly clicked on your possible clickbait headline Result: Pleased to say, Hell YES!
LIked and upvoted your post!

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BabbleRabble 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oy I really like that new guy!

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LoveMeSomeTrumpies 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard he is a racist, but shucks he has a nice smile!

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Snapjacks 7 points ago +7 / -0

You motherfucker. Have a brew.

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LoveMeSomeTrumpies 7 points ago +7 / -0

TRUMP 2020! GO GEOTUS!!

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RC22 7 points ago +7 / -0

I needed a hearty laugh thank you !!!!!

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Batman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sexy new GEOTUS, confirmed.

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RonPaul888 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol this be HIGH ENERGY!

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Manpon-Industries-Co 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol good one

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GitmObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Are you me?"--- Army of Darkness

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Coyote12 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zing. You got me. 😂

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Yeahnahm8 5 points ago +5 / -0

We won’t stop winning!!!

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uzi5v2 5 points ago +5 / -0

FAKE NEWS! There will be public executions.

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CrankyCrab 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL! Good one. Pedes are going to be like WTF!?

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RedBloodofPatriotism 2 points ago +2 / -0

He hit that one real good

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TheQuickening 5 points ago +5 / -0

Question?

If we clone Trump then can the Trump clone get another 8 years?

I mean that's not breaking the rules, right?

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Donald Trump can have a peaceful transition when Joe stops giving 8 year olds a 'peaceful transition'.

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LongDongDonald420x69 4 points ago +5 / -1

jesus fucking christ you scared me

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DonTread 4 points ago +4 / -0

TOP KEK

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t2micro 4 points ago +4 / -0

ORANGE MAN BAD to ORANGE MAN GOOD

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Doc_Liberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm on mobile and couldn't see the picture. You about gave me a heart attack

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Trumpman1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another damn upvote hunter. Click bait master. But this is one of the best I've seen.

My apologies, I have but one vote to give you. Perhaps I could get a Dominion plug-in for my TD.WIN account and give you the votes I want to give you.

Keep up the good work, Patriot.

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Trumpman1 2 points ago +2 / -0

My humor is pretty dry sometimes. I know you're not hunting for upvotes. I love you, pede! Keep on rockin'.

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MagaroniNCheese 4 points ago +4 / -0

They had us at the first half, not gonna lie.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

And there will be another peaceful transition in 4 years when he gets reelected for a third term!

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cougar2013 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

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Harambe 4 points ago +5 / -1

There will be a smooth transition of power..to the 2nd term of the Trump Administration.

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540k-Again 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gold haired Trump to Silver Haired Trump!

Keep it going Pedes! Keep sending it along! A WIN & WIN Plan:

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EhtERu/for-everyone-who-wants-djtpence-/

And Get your Republican State Legislatures to appoint their DJT/Pence Electors!

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540k-Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

You win the day!! Very well done!

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diverscale 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the best meme of the month! Should have included ''Trump agrees to peaceful transition of power'' directly on the meme though, for sharing purposes.

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MagaMan91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump will have a peaceful transition to Donald Trump Jr in 2024 :D

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kung-flu-fighting 3 points ago +3 / -0

did he ever disagree with it?

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danielh11 3 points ago +3 / -0

My heart dropped reading the title hahah

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