The story he came up with to defend himself just made it worse. My dad and I were pretty close but he never went, Hey, check out this weird japanese porn I found.
>To the kind of people who think it's a great idea to "transition" your wife's son before he hits puberty, this is the "New Normal." CLOWN WORLD IS NO JOKE
Even IF my kid and I were trying to convince my SO that tentacle porn was real, I would lie about it.
Normally, I'd tell the truth, but honestly? this story is so ridiculous and stupid, you're just better off lying and saying you got caught looking at porn.
Had the same thought. Not sure that poultry and octopus will cook the same like this. I'd expect tough over cooked octopus but I've never tried baking octopus before so who knows.
A Tur-Kraken!
Don't let Kurt Eichenwald see this.
I'd feel bad for Kurt never living that moment down if he wasn't such an absolute cucktard.
The story he came up with to defend himself just made it worse. My dad and I were pretty close but he never went, Hey, check out this weird japanese porn I found.
But liberal progressive parents would show the children anything and everything, so perhaps he thought it would be a good excuse?
Hentai Tentacle Porn: Fun for the whole family!
>To the kind of people who think it's a great idea to "transition" your wife's son before he hits puberty, this is the "New Normal." CLOWN WORLD IS NO JOKE
When you get so mad at hearing "your wife's son" and you go "NO MY DAUGHTER!"
Even IF my kid and I were trying to convince my SO that tentacle porn was real, I would lie about it.
Normally, I'd tell the truth, but honestly? this story is so ridiculous and stupid, you're just better off lying and saying you got caught looking at porn.
Besides, who looks at porn w/o using torbrowser?
Live by the hentai, die by the hentai.
I see that you too are a man of culture.
And it's just as big as mine... https://www.aggressivecomix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tumblr_ookgyyuPeu1s7xfipo1_500.gif
And, you know, fucking it
Mr Tentacleporn will cancel No Nut November
But would he answer the question?
I'd rather eat the Turphatgn pictured than a turducken....
That is positively lovecraftian
Does our national bird have to be a bird?
Is a cephalopod eligible?
Asking for a friend.
Octopus does have a beak
You won the internet today.
I.Think.I'm.Going.To.Throw.It.Up
That looks disgusting. Someone really made a sacrifice for this photo.
Octopus are too smart to eat, IMO.
Sad.
They taste so good though
I frew up a little
Octopus is pretty tasty man. Those tentacles are all meat and no bone.
I think that's worth at least -1d6 Sanity points.
Turkthulu. It's what's for dinner!
Man I haven't played the old pen and paper Call of Cthulhu in many years!
Great times...
#SpiritCooking
Make a Sanity check.
YaY SOMEONE HERE KNOWS WHAT IT IS!!
To this day it remains the only TTRPG I have ever played
Turkthulu. It's got electrolytes and red pills.
Can someone tell Kamala Harris to put some clothes on. Jesus Christ!
Just tell Kamala she'll become President if she embraces the tentacles.
The Whore and the Whoreny.
we all know, the Biden's will have a Pizza Party
At Podesta’s house.
They already did
C'mon man!
It’s a Podesta Pizza Party Production: with EXTRA Hollywood!
Chinese takeout against covid orders
Did you....
Did you go out and buy octopus and turkey just for this picture?
The picture is old. I even posted it the other day. Didn't get much upvotes though
Maybe he's a Red Wings fan and was just getting ready half a year early
KURT EICHENWALD INTENSIFIES
I ain't eatin that.
Turkruken, nature’s most precious aphrodisiac
Japanese turkey
Just Noooooooo why
Because we can! : )
A+ for effort
Ive come to expect the unexpected in this place
Tentacle hentai never looked so good.
Not gonna lie, this looks pretty tasty. I love octopus. Throw it in with a turkey.... I’m happy
Had the same thought. Not sure that poultry and octopus will cook the same like this. I'd expect tough over cooked octopus but I've never tried baking octopus before so who knows.
Wishing all dems out there a Kracken Thanksgiving. 🦃 🐙
And I thought Tofurkey and Turducken were abominations!
Thanks now I won't be sleeping tonight
Hillary is that you?
Golden!
Kamala’s Koochie
Love it.
I want one. Octopus is yum!
Keep the libs away, it doesnt need more salt!
Kurt Eichenwald entered the chat
Reminds me of the head of an Illithid. <Jibblies>
Sardinian American Thanksgiving Surf & Turf
Man thanksgivings in Japan are fucking wild.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Perfect for Biden, then.
DELET THIS
this is disturbing
Kra-Turkey!!!!
Calamarky! :-D
Tur-Kraken!!!
that shit is nasty, looks like Pelosi's snatch, don't ask me how I know
P-put, put your nm.
Reminds me of this girl I used to date...
Waitibg for after cooking pics
In all seriousness, that’s a nice looking turktopus.
Nightmare fuel.
How did you get this picture of my mother in law?
People that do this to their thanksgiving turkey should be arrested.
Somehow this reminds me of Hydra.
Don't tell me someone really eats that shit