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Guffman 153 points ago +153 / -0

A Tur-Kraken!

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 83 points ago +83 / -0

Don't let Kurt Eichenwald see this.

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RareVikingPepe 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'd feel bad for Kurt never living that moment down if he wasn't such an absolute cucktard.

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SolidSnakeOil 26 points ago +26 / -0

The story he came up with to defend himself just made it worse. My dad and I were pretty close but he never went, Hey, check out this weird japanese porn I found.

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RareVikingPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

But liberal progressive parents would show the children anything and everything, so perhaps he thought it would be a good excuse?

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independentbystander 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hentai Tentacle Porn: Fun for the whole family!

>To the kind of people who think it's a great idea to "transition" your wife's son before he hits puberty, this is the "New Normal." CLOWN WORLD IS NO JOKE

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Anubis1 7 points ago +7 / -0

When you get so mad at hearing "your wife's son" and you go "NO MY DAUGHTER!"

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even IF my kid and I were trying to convince my SO that tentacle porn was real, I would lie about it.

Normally, I'd tell the truth, but honestly? this story is so ridiculous and stupid, you're just better off lying and saying you got caught looking at porn.

Besides, who looks at porn w/o using torbrowser?

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BecMonTchew 18 points ago +19 / -1

Live by the hentai, die by the hentai.

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RareVikingPepe 19 points ago +19 / -0

I see that you too are a man of culture.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

And, you know, fucking it

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr Tentacleporn will cancel No Nut November

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The5thEstate 0 points ago +0 / -0

But would he answer the question?

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cjcivicx 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'd rather eat the Turphatgn pictured than a turducken....

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is positively lovecraftian

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GoldwaterVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does our national bird have to be a bird?

Is a cephalopod eligible?

Asking for a friend.

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carl7967 4 points ago +4 / -0

Octopus does have a beak

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human_centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

You won the internet today.

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Ingersoll_Causality 79 points ago +79 / -0

I.Think.I'm.Going.To.Throw.It.Up

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sesquipedalian 32 points ago +32 / -0

That looks disgusting. Someone really made a sacrifice for this photo.

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1A2A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Octopus are too smart to eat, IMO.

Sad.

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carl7967 1 point ago +1 / -0

They taste so good though

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WINged_hussars 2 points ago +2 / -0

I frew up a little

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Octopus is pretty tasty man. Those tentacles are all meat and no bone.

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Grimjakk 57 points ago +57 / -0

I think that's worth at least -1d6 Sanity points.

Turkthulu. It's what's for dinner!

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cjcivicx 19 points ago +20 / -1

Man I haven't played the old pen and paper Call of Cthulhu in many years!

Great times...

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 8 points ago +8 / -0

#SpiritCooking

Make a Sanity check.

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FluffiPuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

YaY SOMEONE HERE KNOWS WHAT IT IS!!

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stjimmy92 3 points ago +3 / -0

To this day it remains the only TTRPG I have ever played

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DingoDrankMyBeer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Turkthulu. It's got electrolytes and red pills.

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Ninki333 38 points ago +38 / -0

Can someone tell Kamala Harris to put some clothes on. Jesus Christ!

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AmericanMestizo 23 points ago +23 / -0

Just tell Kamala she'll become President if she embraces the tentacles.

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johnny96816 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Whore and the Whoreny.

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Knoppers 27 points ago +27 / -0

we all know, the Biden's will have a Pizza Party

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alienjesus 11 points ago +11 / -0

At Podesta’s house.

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Trump2020MAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

They already did

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'mon man!

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SonofaBetsy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a Podesta Pizza Party Production: with EXTRA Hollywood!

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Krat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chinese takeout against covid orders

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friedchicken 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did you....

Did you go out and buy octopus and turkey just for this picture?

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Psyk0Tripp 8 points ago +8 / -0

The picture is old. I even posted it the other day. Didn't get much upvotes though

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Shitposter69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe he's a Red Wings fan and was just getting ready half a year early

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DaddyDonald 12 points ago +12 / -0

KURT EICHENWALD INTENSIFIES

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Jaunty_Haul 10 points ago +10 / -0

I ain't eatin that.

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MAGAmigo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Turkruken, nature’s most precious aphrodisiac

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SNRNXS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Japanese turkey

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FluffiPuff 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just Noooooooo why

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because we can! : )

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veteran299 8 points ago +8 / -0

A+ for effort

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Nancypelosisoldliver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ive come to expect the unexpected in this place

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knnbccb 7 points ago +8 / -1

Tentacle hentai never looked so good.

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OccasionalDr.Cortex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not gonna lie, this looks pretty tasty. I love octopus. Throw it in with a turkey.... I’m happy

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had the same thought. Not sure that poultry and octopus will cook the same like this. I'd expect tough over cooked octopus but I've never tried baking octopus before so who knows.

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KajensAngel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wishing all dems out there a Kracken Thanksgiving. 🦃 🐙

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Elvathelion 6 points ago +6 / -0

And I thought Tofurkey and Turducken were abominations!

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BasedTexasCPA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks now I won't be sleeping tonight

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Khalaris 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hillary is that you?

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ridleybourne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Golden!

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Gunslinger1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala’s Koochie

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NoInternetNoControl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love it.

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Happymars 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want one. Octopus is yum!

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Tex1oco 4 points ago +5 / -1

Keep the libs away, it doesnt need more salt!

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The69thBrokage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kurt Eichenwald entered the chat

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Biden_Is_Sus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of the head of an Illithid. <Jibblies>

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TheFop1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sardinian American Thanksgiving Surf & Turf

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AmannamedRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man thanksgivings in Japan are fucking wild.

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

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redstampede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect for Biden, then.

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OldsmobileRocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

DELET THIS

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my_sides 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is disturbing

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kra-Turkey!!!!

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JimDagent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calamarky! :-D

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tur-Kraken!!!

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RageBringer 2 points ago +2 / -0

that shit is nasty, looks like Pelosi's snatch, don't ask me how I know

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NoInternetNoControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

P-put, put your nm.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of this girl I used to date...

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Beachsamurai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waitibg for after cooking pics

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all seriousness, that’s a nice looking turktopus.

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nightmare fuel.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did you get this picture of my mother in law?

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

People that do this to their thanksgiving turkey should be arrested.

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MAGAnese 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somehow this reminds me of Hydra.

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undergroundceo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't tell me someone really eats that shit