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posted ago by Hattmall ago by Hattmall +1344 / -7

I am not an attorney, but I read court cases for a living as a legal researcher and analyst. I have extensive history of judicial process and legal precedence in both Georgia and Michigan.

I am sorry to say that as the current documents stand they are completely invalid. They have not been filed, there is no way they will be accept to be filed, they are not even remotely acceptable with regard to current legal standards.

I have just read the entirety of both cases in great detail and there is absolutely no mention of George Floyd or Breonna Taylor in either case. For thiat reason Trump must immediately concede and invite Joe, Hunter and the whole gang for a virtual covid-safe Thanksgiving, much like the pilgrims and Indians, sharing memes and lols over dial up at the first virtual Thanksgiving.

ENJOY YOUR FAMILIES TODAY PEDES. Hold the line. That is all.

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Haryape 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bunch of bored pedes, I dont see the potential....

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FuckYouAsWell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn you just set off a light bulb.

The Dems plot was destined to fail. They tried to send patriots home all year with nothing to do. Then they thought they could cheat and no one would notice. What fucking idiots. (no surprise)

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ShyRipley 4 points ago +4 / -0

me too I was all wait wut oh noes... then lol. Well done

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CrackaJack 124 points ago +124 / -0

Quality shit post. Updoots

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Hattmall [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

Thanks Pede.

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ReticulatingSplines 35 points ago +35 / -0

Updoot. But still: fuck you.

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errydaktal 89 points ago +89 / -0

I was getting so angry reading this

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RedditIs4Retards 35 points ago +35 / -0

Then I read George Floyd and laughed.

He died of covid, poor guy.

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SurroundedByLibtards 76 points ago +76 / -0

OP is asshoe

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Warrior_of_Virtue 21 points ago +21 / -0

We have the best asshoes, haven‘t we?

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FuckCommies 40 points ago +40 / -0

"QUIT PLAYIN' WITH MY EMOTIONS SMOKEEYY. DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO FUCK YOU UP..."

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Hattmall [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ok, Big Perm.. I.. I.. I mean Big Worm.

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E-dantes 30 points ago +30 / -0

You fuckin had me bro.....not cool....

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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Hattmall [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving, gonna be a good one sharing all this evidence to Doomer family members.

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E-dantes 12 points ago +12 / -0

If this doesn't get stickied, you should file for a recount of updoots

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Hattmall [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Signature Audit, Mods are working for Dominion.

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E-dantes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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realJohnGalt 23 points ago +23 / -0

You my Frend, are shitposter of the night! You got me!

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TrampDamp 22 points ago +22 / -0

SAY HIS NAME!!!

Saint Floyd

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Madman2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

The patron Saint of Fentanyl.

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SuperKatlou 18 points ago +18 / -0

I am fragile at the moment, and gaining strength, don't do this! Let me enjoy this all!

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KekistanRanger 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck you.

Take your upvote and have a good thanksgiving!!

... Asshole.

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HankJuicy 15 points ago +15 / -0

You absolute madman, that was a quality shitpost.

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Hattmall [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

haha can't resist

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Donlurker 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fuck back to the drawing board

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sully 13 points ago +13 / -0

Found the Hawaiian judge

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spaceforce_maganaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

You bastard. Happy Thanksgiving

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Pres_Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL..you are an ass hole.

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FreeEagle1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ugh, you had me for a second!

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Quality 11 points ago +11 / -0

This guy...

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stripperlover 10 points ago +10 / -0

bravo....

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kekHawk 10 points ago +10 / -0

high quality steamer, sir.

happy thanksgiving!

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Serioussurfaholic 10 points ago +10 / -0

ROFLMFAO--HAPPY THANKSGIVING. This was very well done :-). I am mailing you 18,799 updoots.

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PharmaGangsta 9 points ago +9 / -0

Too late for this shit pede! Easy updoot. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Trumpaholic831 9 points ago +9 / -0

You got me ... damn it ... blood pressure was 180 by 3rd paragraph ... LOL

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paulie99 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone help me get the huge ass hook out of my mouth........

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AmishMachinist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shitposting at its finest. You're still an asshole though, I about Nadlered myself.

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unbeknownst 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny but I'm not sure how many more of these jokes my heart can take

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mushmouf 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got owned. Happy Turkey day you son of a bitch. :)

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gaijin_ronin 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOU. YOU.... Glorious bastard

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Iosevus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was about to call you out as a CCP 50c army slave.

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DBallsandJScrotes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol noice

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k614 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a quality shitpost, but it makes me want to bop you with the Pepe Bopper 3000.

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E-dantes 5 points ago +5 / -0

This needs a sticky!!!!

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Gierling 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is one of the finest shitposts I have ever seen. I commend you sir.

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2scoops2terms 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL. We have the best shitposters, don’t we folks?

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CommanderJehu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had me in first half.

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kiwibloke 4 points ago +4 / -0

you son of a bitch

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the_golden_path 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was about to throw my turkey at you

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busyDad 4 points ago +4 / -0

youuu

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Desantnik 4 points ago +4 / -0

You son of a bitch

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kiwibloke 4 points ago +4 / -0

dood just gave me a panic attack. FFS

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PenjaminFranklin 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the first one that actually had me.

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affebonbons 3 points ago +3 / -0

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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TruthVelocity 3 points ago +4 / -1

Listen here you little shit lmao

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multi_user_dungeon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Choke on my upvote, you horrible person!

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paulie99 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the Cleveland Steamer of all shitposts. Still need some help getting the hook out......

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