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Donald2Q2Q 26 points ago +27 / -1

And beat seven shades of shit outta them!

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OppaiZuriZuri 9 points ago +9 / -0

Soon to be cast into the ninth circle of hell, reserved for traitors such as Judas and Brutus.

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napoleanhill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have memorized all 10 of those commandments - thou shall not STEAL.

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HandsomeBoy -1 points ago +3 / -4

Uhhh ... TEN! (Am I doing this right?)

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

In theory. XD

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Elric 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if this why Antifa and BLM have been quiet. Trump really could go, legally and constitutionally, sick against any unrest.

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Elric 38 points ago +38 / -0

Sweet Jesus, Trump is the Kraken

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Streetz 28 points ago +28 / -0

Always has been

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nimble 12 points ago +12 / -0

BOOM

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Elric 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want to updoot you twice.

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MAGAmigo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is poseidon. All Kraken, Leviathan and scylla live in his domain

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GodSpeedTrump 21 points ago +21 / -0

Specifically, the Fourteenth Amendment grants the U.S. President the power to:

Arrest and indefinitely hold all public officials — including mayors, governors, state legislators, federal judges and law enforcement officials — who support “rebellion” against the United States or who have “given aid or comfort” to the enemies of America. (Section 3) Eliminate House of Representatives positions for California and other states which are engaged in supporting Big Tech censorship platforms that are supporting rebellion against the United States of America and “abridging” the right of voting-aged citizens to participate in elections (via censorship). This implies that Electoral College votes would also be proportionally reduced in these states. (Section 2) It would also apply to states like Oregon which are reportedly funding “war encampment” installations that house insurrectionists who are unleashed each night to attack federal buildings and federal law enforcement officers. Eliminate all federal financial support for cities and states which are engaged in “insurrection or rebellion” against the United States. Section 3 specifically states that all such claims of federal money obligations to the states “shall be held illegal and void.” (Section 4)

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BeerAndCope 11 points ago +12 / -1

Holy fuck. Trump could go god damn nuclear and literally lock up half the politicians in the country. That would be fucking awesome.

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TrumpWin 5 points ago +6 / -1

The political consequences of this would be high. Desirable in theory, but in practice maybe terrible idea

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VoidWanderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

The consequences of letting communists continue to run sections of the country and huge aspects of the government are even higher.

Fuck them. Let them rot in a jail cell. The time to bitch about "mUh OpTiCS!" is done.

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mythbusterr 19 points ago +20 / -1

STOP THIS! I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!

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TurdManJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

gachiHYPER

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atomical 13 points ago +13 / -0

That’s actually possible?

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Wrexxis780 26 points ago +27 / -1

Pretty sure the founding fathers were time travelers at this point.

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VoidWanderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 14 was a bit after their time, but came right after the civil war. They weren't time travelers, they just knew exactly the depths that those traitors would sink to because they had just seen exactly that and wanted to make sure there would be a way to deal with them if they tried that shit again like they are now.

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Wrexxis780 0 points ago +1 / -1

...nah my opinion sounds more plausible

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s not only possible, it’s arguably mandatory lol

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Akula69 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is starting to look like herding rats into cages with flamethrowers.

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MrMcGreenGenes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ouch! Tough break there Joey. Should have played fair, man.

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TruthVelocity 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hold onto your butts.

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QueMalaHarris 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ive been gripping my dick

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not yours just because it's in your mouth, Mrs Harris

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Keysersoze1792 3 points ago +3 / -0

Votes won't exactly be stripped by trump, I think it will be more of a function of the judiciary provided via section 2, that is unless Congress has made some act enabling him to strip votes. See 14th amend. section 5. "The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article."

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TrumpTrollMaster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Depends on if they treat this as a form of insurrection. A coordinated voter fraud effort? Hmmm.

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RussianBot_23198a 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like the mythical beast, this kraken has tentacles. And oh boy, its tentacles are potent.

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artifex_mundi_x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strip down Cali!