There was a ton of news today! The PA committee, Michael Flynn being pardoned. Obviously The Donald is the best place to get all this info, but my dad is a boomer and still likes to watch TV.

When my dad got home, I was excited to share everything with him. "So much happened! You have to hear these witnesses in Pennsylvania!"

"All right," he said. "Put on FOX!" (His favorite.)

We turn on Fox. This was the headline. "TRUMP CLOSES PEBBLE MINE".

...

"What?" my dad said. "Pebbles?"

"Uh, let's switch to Laura Ingraham!"

Laura was playing a compilation of dancing dogs.

"You know what dad, I think we better just switch to Newsmax."