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Most Aussies don't know the founding fathers of THEIR COUNTRY half as well as they do the Founding Fathers of the U.S. which is a shame. Many of them envisioned Australia following America's lead and becoming a Republic. Their vision was the United States of Australia, a Republic modeled on America and free from the shackles of the British Empire. Together our two great nations could stand as one, A 'beacon of liberty and a temple of hope' against the forces of the globalist elite and also scumbag Communists. That is my dream anyway.
Yeah sure, they were all prisoners and some were political prisoners at the time because shit was popping off in Ireland and elsewhere and England wanted somewhere to dump their 'trash.' But anyone who understands our history knows it was slightly more complex than 'some idiots stole a loaf of bread and rapists, thieves, murderers etc.' Our history has been whitewashed and forgotten and it's time we learn it so we can teach it properly to the next generation, but hey that's just my opinion.
Well obviously not your entire history was like that, but the actual FOUNDING members of Australian civilization were criminals. As for the country itself's founding, I don't know much.
Never heard of it but Kilmainham Gaol is well worth seeing in Dublin too, old prison from British occupation times where rebellion leaders were executed.
Excellent!, not believing everything you read on the internet, and seeking proof. You have learned much, I promote to Sceptic-Pede First Class. Congratulations
I, for one, believed you. Now if you had chosen the cat half, I would have said, "Fuck no. Leave that to the blue-haired womyn with the full Harry Potter collection on DVD". But since you chose the dog half, it seems plausible.
Even the Democratic Republic of the United States started as an idea when a group decided that they had had enough of another country demanding 'Danegild" . At some point, even the legendarily laid back Aussies will crack a major dose of the shits with the ruling party and who knows what will happen. Unarmed, yes, but an unarmed patriot is worth at least 7 1/2 hired mercs.
Failing that we will train the Emus to attack. That should sort their shit out.
You're not totally unarmed. I remember seeing videos of people hunting feral cats with rifles, granted .22LR pest control rifles aren't the greatest for an uprising tho.
For pedes that dunking on Aussie pedes: let me explain. We have plenty of guns. The restriction is bolt action or lever action. No pump action or semi-auto. No open carry. We have access to decent caliber ammunition. You also need a license which requires training and a test. Pistols require more. Yes, not like USA. Certainly better than most countries though. Search engine 'gun shop brisbane' and have a look at their catalogue.
I heard some pedes in Alberta want to secede from Canada and join the US, too. (Wexit). From what I gather, Alberta is tired of being taxed to death by Trudeau.
My home State of Tasmania is rapidly being taken over by Neo Marxist fuckwits... If only this place could swap itself with West coast California... Just for a taste of your constitution....
Winner. the wine and beer producing areas are bigger than some US states. Pre COVID there were 36 breweries within a 3/4 square mile of the Central Post Office.
This would be a riot...As a newly-formed state, we could install a new, united military base, have a few beers together, and then invade commie East Australia later that night.
I'm sure some do but, from an American perspective, it appears to be mainly for export, so that young college men can turn the empty cans into dorm table lamps.
I spent 3 fine years in WA. Scarborough Beach Road has a special place in my heart. Spirit of oz is legit. WA doesn’t follow suit with the east coast. Independent cantz out west.
What will blow your mind is that only 2.6 Million people live there, statewide, and mostly on the coastal areas. But is is a long way between places of interest.
Western Aussies RISE UP! Show your devotion to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Write a Declaration of Independence and SIGN IT. Stop paying taxes to your Federal Captors. Take up Arms! Oh yeah, you dont have any arms because you already folded like a cheap table and gave in to your oppressor. Guess you arent ready for the big leagues yet. A little more Covid oppression should do the trick. See you soon! 🙂
The flight from the US is only about 8 times the distance between towns in Western Australia. Only kidding, but it does take about 5 days to drive from Perth to Broome (seriously) and you still haven't left the state. Texas might be pissed at losing its status as the biggest state in the Union, but I could live with that
Holy shit I would support this. I love australia. The leadership seems to be pretty chicucked. But Australians are great. Just need to be taught how to defend yourselves and your gun rights.
As the newest State in teh Union, 2A would apply. You think gun sales were high due to the problems Oregon had with shirty girly mens, the sales in a state where you could fire a Barrett .50 ca,l in any direction, and hit nothing at all till the round runs out of energy and falls to the ground, would be astro-fking-nomical...
In an official response three provinces in Western Canada have told Western Australia to “wait your fucking turn, your not even connected to the US and your rodents hop around with intimidating biceps.” More developments on this at 11.
Most Aussies don't know the founding fathers of THEIR COUNTRY half as well as they do the Founding Fathers of the U.S. which is a shame. Many of them envisioned Australia following America's lead and becoming a Republic. Their vision was the United States of Australia, a Republic modeled on America and free from the shackles of the British Empire. Together our two great nations could stand as one, A 'beacon of liberty and a temple of hope' against the forces of the globalist elite and also scumbag Communists. That is my dream anyway.
Probably because most were rapists, murderers, and other criminals?
Yeah sure, they were all prisoners and some were political prisoners at the time because shit was popping off in Ireland and elsewhere and England wanted somewhere to dump their 'trash.' But anyone who understands our history knows it was slightly more complex than 'some idiots stole a loaf of bread and rapists, thieves, murderers etc.' Our history has been whitewashed and forgotten and it's time we learn it so we can teach it properly to the next generation, but hey that's just my opinion.
Well obviously not your entire history was like that, but the actual FOUNDING members of Australian civilization were criminals. As for the country itself's founding, I don't know much.
Criminal by whose definition? If the left were to write history, then we would all be criminals as well.
The British Empire.
Now complete the thought exercise.
Do we as americans give a flying fuck what the british government has to say?
So were the founding fathers of the U. S
War criminals at that. Who doesn't know that?! We're infamous!
Adelaide was not a convict settlement, I believe
The EPIC museum in Dublin has entered the chat
(Truly worth visiting, very moving)
Never heard of it but Kilmainham Gaol is well worth seeing in Dublin too, old prison from British occupation times where rebellion leaders were executed.
Just like the first American were.
Source?
This has to be parody.
Excellent!, not believing everything you read on the internet, and seeking proof. You have learned much, I promote to Sceptic-Pede First Class. Congratulations
I, for one, believed you. Now if you had chosen the cat half, I would have said, "Fuck no. Leave that to the blue-haired womyn with the full Harry Potter collection on DVD". But since you chose the dog half, it seems plausible.
It's shitpost from an Aussie pede
It hurt my heart a little because I knew it was fake, but I wished it were true.
Like being told my dead mother was alive and waiting for me in the next room.
:-(
Even the Democratic Republic of the United States started as an idea when a group decided that they had had enough of another country demanding 'Danegild" . At some point, even the legendarily laid back Aussies will crack a major dose of the shits with the ruling party and who knows what will happen. Unarmed, yes, but an unarmed patriot is worth at least 7 1/2 hired mercs. Failing that we will train the Emus to attack. That should sort their shit out.
You're not totally unarmed. I remember seeing videos of people hunting feral cats with rifles, granted .22LR pest control rifles aren't the greatest for an uprising tho.
I mean...
are the poor fuckers in venezuela only barely kept in line by the military?
and all they have is homemade munitions (molotovs, etc)
For pedes that dunking on Aussie pedes: let me explain. We have plenty of guns. The restriction is bolt action or lever action. No pump action or semi-auto. No open carry. We have access to decent caliber ammunition. You also need a license which requires training and a test. Pistols require more. Yes, not like USA. Certainly better than most countries though. Search engine 'gun shop brisbane' and have a look at their catalogue.
Doesn't matter, send more augs. K, thx m8.
When you asked for a lithgow but you got a bunch of bikeys high on meth operating a 3d printer with a drunk russian's files.
Think Wolverines. Although Wombats or Quokkas does not instill the same level of fear in the opponents of freedom.
You just don't know what you want yet; like Greenland!
Couldn’t agree more. Am Australian
We're run by morons. We sold military ports to China (yes, seriously): https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-05/push-to-nationalise-darwin-port/11382422
So did we.
Yeah Australia is basically Hong Kong at this point. I feel for Australians. Gotta break free before it’s too late.
Well, did you know China is angry at Australians for the following;
Banning Huawei from the roll-out of 5G over "unfounded" national security concerns
Foreign interference laws, "viewed as targeting China and in the absence of any evidence"
Calls for an inquiry into the origins of the coronavirus - "siding with the US' anti-China campaign"
Speaking out on the South China Sea
Speaking out on human rights allegations in Xinjiang, accusing the government of "peddling lies"
"Thinly veiled" allegations against China on cyber attacks which Beijing says lacks evidence
And new foreign relations laws which give the federal government power to veto state, or local government agreements with foreign governments
https://www.9news.com.au/national/china-australia-tensions-beijing-government-grievance-list-with-canberra/adc10554-e4e9-4a19-970e-81949501a1ad
FUCK CHY-NA!
Don’t forget to add that that they called us ‘gum under their shoe’
Unsure if insult or complement :-/
China is in a 'bribing' war with the U. S and Australia, trying to outbribe eachother in the pacific to have access to strategical islands etc
Greenland, then Australia, who's next? Patagonia seems interesting...
There was a political party in Taiwan running on the platform to be the 51st State lol.
We get Australia, Greenland, Taiwan, and might as well just take over Antarctica too!
I heard some pedes in Alberta want to secede from Canada and join the US, too. (Wexit). From what I gather, Alberta is tired of being taxed to death by Trudeau.
And to think they said American imperialism was bad ...
My home State of Tasmania is rapidly being taken over by Neo Marxist fuckwits... If only this place could swap itself with West coast California... Just for a taste of your constitution....
Name checks out???
That's gonna be a lot of wall right there
there is already a fence there, allegedly rabbit proof, but i doubt that.
Is it emu proof?
You might get a better gst deal from Trump lol
Americans have a great fondness for our frens to the North and our frens down under.
It isn't political, at least not directly.
We are going to win this election, we are going to fix ourselves and then help our frens, no worries mate.
We now have the most deadly OF WEAPONs any nation has ever seen..........The Emu!
Oh no, I'm having nam flashbacks of the Great Emu Wars now.
Think of it as a feathered velociraptor. Have you seen the claws on one of those basta*ds?. stubby but serious.
I doubt this will happen.
After all, Aussies gave up their guns so their big government will never let them leave.
Um, yes, (cough cough) I lost mine in a tragic boating accident...
It is said that Western Australia boasts the best-armed sharks in the world.
tragic mining accident
Who needs guns when you have slingshots and red back spiders.
they say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVZlxkKqlvVqzRJXhAGq42Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxQ3XtuRRNE
That is amazing!
It’s like a gun but in slingshot form.
That’s the best thing ever!!!!!!
the flamethrower in the other link is pretty awsome as well.
the first link is a crazy old german dude making all kinds of weapons, mostly involving rubber
OMG I did not see the flame thrower videos, I have just seen them all they are great, looks like a lot of fun.
I would love to play with one however I would worry I could set the whole country on fire literally like earlier this year.
Thanks so much for sharing :-)
one of these days, i want to make a modular air gun that (for instance) can fire multiple ammo types by just changing barrels, etc out.
Do it, such a good way around some gun laws.
It's the people that matter
As a West Aussie, FUCK YEAH!!! DO IT!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!
Not gonna lie, I got a little excited! We already don't fit in with the rest of the Country, this would be a natural move!
P.S We need FREEDOM!
I heard something about beer? I'm in.
Winner. the wine and beer producing areas are bigger than some US states. Pre COVID there were 36 breweries within a 3/4 square mile of the Central Post Office.
Sadly, it depends what the Chinese want.
A Number 57, number 22 and special flied lice, ok.
Harrrrwww stupid roundeye want to stut own repubric... We no rike dat ideea... we alwedy own your poriticians so no repubric for you
And some spring rolls too, can you read that back to me?
'I remember no need write down'
Hey I didnt order the bat soup
Kicking them out of what? Every year they add massively to their land holdings here and no one does anything to stop it.
Try going and buying a 500,000 acre farm in China, or an operational coal mine, or try leasing a major port for 99 years there and get back to me.
They literally own our political class through bribery and extortion and no one seems to want to do anything about it.
Nothing short of public executions and complete reversals of any and all transactions is acceptable.
And Libs are not much better either. They just sound better whilst fucking us.
The light bulb headed rapist...
Welcome, Peedaroos!
Winning comment.
We've got to get this voting issue cleared up or we'll have a lot of USsie patriots "voting blue."
If this was true I would move west in a heartbeat.
This would be a riot...As a newly-formed state, we could install a new, united military base, have a few beers together, and then invade commie East Australia later that night.
Does anyone in Aussie Land actually drink Fosters?
I'm sure some do but, from an American perspective, it appears to be mainly for export, so that young college men can turn the empty cans into dorm table lamps.
OP confirmed mad cunt
Thank you, ya bastard :)
It'll have to be the 52nd state: Alberta will be the 51st.
WOW, the list of potential new states is already longer than actual Biden Voters...
I spent 3 fine years in WA. Scarborough Beach Road has a special place in my heart. Spirit of oz is legit. WA doesn’t follow suit with the east coast. Independent cantz out west.
That would be such a good strategic point of operations for the coming war with a China.
My god... It's massive. So much bigger than commiefornia.
What will blow your mind is that only 2.6 Million people live there, statewide, and mostly on the coastal areas. But is is a long way between places of interest.
Sydney Pede reporting
I’m sure we can arrange to send our helicopters there after we give enough free rides here.
Western Aussies RISE UP! Show your devotion to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Write a Declaration of Independence and SIGN IT. Stop paying taxes to your Federal Captors. Take up Arms! Oh yeah, you dont have any arms because you already folded like a cheap table and gave in to your oppressor. Guess you arent ready for the big leagues yet. A little more Covid oppression should do the trick. See you soon! 🙂
Wouldn't that be hilarious! We could probably do it too.
Sign me up.
That would be interesting, logistically.
The flight from the US is only about 8 times the distance between towns in Western Australia. Only kidding, but it does take about 5 days to drive from Perth to Broome (seriously) and you still haven't left the state. Texas might be pissed at losing its status as the biggest state in the Union, but I could live with that
Alaska is the biggest state. Love Australia, this would be neat.
Be careful, or Alaska will split in half and make Texas the third largest state!
After electing Murkowski, I think we're safe on that front.
Welp, looks like I'm giving NSW the arse. WA crocs and abo's here I come!
Needs a shitpost tag but would be hilarious
I don't know how to add a shitpost tag but happy to do so once I learn.
I can only get so hard fam.
If only
I wish this was true but I would like to seem evidence of this! but I can dream that's for sure.
Nice
Holy shit I would support this. I love australia. The leadership seems to be pretty chicucked. But Australians are great. Just need to be taught how to defend yourselves and your gun rights.
Give you our 1st and 2nd Amendments.
GUNS????
Lawyers, Guns, and Money incoming. The shit has hit the fan.
As the newest State in teh Union, 2A would apply. You think gun sales were high due to the problems Oregon had with shirty girly mens, the sales in a state where you could fire a Barrett .50 ca,l in any direction, and hit nothing at all till the round runs out of energy and falls to the ground, would be astro-fking-nomical...
In an official response three provinces in Western Canada have told Western Australia to “wait your fucking turn, your not even connected to the US and your rodents hop around with intimidating biceps.” More developments on this at 11.
Wait for real?
Welcome aboard, blokes! I'd love to have ya all as the 51st State! Aussies have been the true blue allies of the U.S. since the beginning.
I approve of this message
As much as i would agree the level of corruption from next door would be too damn high.
But then again they would have the right to carry arms again sooo that helps.
Giant Spider elected as first governor.
I would.gladly add a.star.to.my flag if it included based freedom loving Bruces and Shelias.
We need to save Hong Kong first. Make them our 51st. Then the aussies.
The left wants Puerto Rico and DC to be states. We should be going after Western Australia and Alberta.
I'm cool with that. We love our based Aussie Pedes too! Get in here for a group hug!
💯