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Damn-dirty-apes 58 points ago +58 / -0

World finally united! Great reset complete!

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Teddycheong 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pre-surgery tranny never wants that!!

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Jaunty_Haul 8 points ago +8 / -0

Penis.

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jubyeonin 97 points ago +98 / -1

The memes are writing themselves again. Praise Kek!

Big Mike can't just be walking with a banana hammock swinging.

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ozzybrian 24 points ago +26 / -2

Ha ha ha. Pretty hard to hide a big black cock. In a bikini

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SirPokeSmottington -27 points ago +1 / -28

Ha ha ha. Pretty hard to hide a big black cock. In a bikini

Hope you meant this as a joke, and know better.

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 10 points ago +10 / -0

The infamous music video "MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!" :

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Pk4OeHm35vE/

Floppy Big Black Cock seen repeatedly throughout the video. Just a floppin around, as dicks tend to do, and the song's so catchy. (Ya like Huey Lewis and The News?)

So yeah, we all "know better". 8 years of endless lies, death, and business as usual. Fuck the Obamas.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

That people eating hog is no joke.

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Guyver1802 59 points ago +59 / -0

I never thought I'd agree with Baracks goals

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BejewelledBadger 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come on, man, he's done some good things. Like beating Hillary in 2008.

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Ligersrule1 5 points ago +5 / -0

As well as electing more Republicans at all levels of government, than anyone in history!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unity achieved!

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goodguy 40 points ago +40 / -0

Because her huge black cock could be seen waving at all the other men.

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Rainman 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm attributing Michael's manhood to the accelerating aging we've noticed in Barry. Recent research reveals that getting railed in the ass several times a day by a huge black cock reduces one's life span significantly

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goodguy 11 points ago +11 / -0

That and aids.

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letrain 39 points ago +39 / -0

Everyone know she's a tranny - some plastic chick.

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ThirstyLibertyTree 24 points ago +25 / -1

... who mysteriously died a few days after the allegation during a routine surgery.

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Graboidzero69 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait really? story?

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah now google joan rivers alive

And you will find video of her 3 months after she 'died'

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

DDG Joan Rivers

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ThirstyLibertyTree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joan Rivers died 2 months (ok, days was exaggerated) after stating Michelle Obama is a tranny on video.

https://youtu.be/KxLOmJmA9G0

“Rivers was sedated with propofol before she died of low blood oxygen during a procedure to treat voice changes and acid reflux, according to the New York City medical examiner.”

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/joan-rivers-death-revealed/story?id=25264318

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rockedbottom9 31 points ago +31 / -0

The replies on twitter 😂😂

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sometimes Twitter accidentally lets the real consensus rise to the top.

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Alloutwar 23 points ago +23 / -0

The comments though😂

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MooseKnukl3 15 points ago +15 / -0

My favorite was "This is too SH-LONG to read" kek

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jackasskicker 4 points ago +4 / -0

My fav was "There is God", buhahahaha

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BrockCage 18 points ago +18 / -0

B I G M I K E

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Kekintosh2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well she's a guy, sooo

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HonkThatBitch 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cuz it has a dick.

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DaddySmooth 12 points ago +13 / -1

Michael Obama leaves the chat

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Damn-dirty-apes 11 points ago +11 / -0

'main goals' or 'man goals'??

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magnokor 10 points ago +10 / -0

The first time Barry has said something that made people laugh.

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The other 'main goal' was never to be photographed when pregnant.

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Well, that didn't take long.

As usual, Barry is a liar.

Michelle Obama Looks Ageless in White Bikini and Daisy Dukes During Miami Vacay

https://www.instyle.com/news/michelle-obama-white-bikini-daisy-dukes

Stupid Barry.

The 53-year-old looked ageless, sporting a white string bikini top that displayed her washboard abs, while matching cut-off shorts complemented her toned legs.

Obama trudged through the sand with her entourage, topping off her beach attire with a playful bandana and large gold hoop earrings. Oversize black sunglasses also made a major statement, shielding her eyes from the intense Florida rays.

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Pedeville 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wearing shorts tho

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TonsOfSalt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Obama trudged through the sand with her entourage, topping off her beach attire with a playful banana and large gold hoop earrings. Oversize black sausage also made a major statement

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I_no_asshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every woman knows when you’re huge, get huger women into the picture so you are the small one. You did it Mike!

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EvJohn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mike check... testis 1. testis 2. (I'm ashamed of myself for posting this. From the twitters comments)

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polish_snausage 9 points ago +9 / -0

I guess your goals are different when you're entire existence is a lie

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kyle6969 7 points ago +8 / -1

Empowering!

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GodSpeedTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

That feed is getting trolled badly, hardly anyone is defending her/him.

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SuperMagaMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nearly every comment is cock and balls related

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Brickwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

That seems like a very easy goal. My main goals are to complete a few projects I've been working on, be a good person and help make the world a better place....but sure, not being photographed in a bikini is real important too.

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PolishPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

RIP Joan Rivers 🥀

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kyle6969 5 points ago +6 / -1

Reach for the stars, Mike!

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CzechForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, because of Big Mike's dick obviously

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kyle6969 5 points ago +6 / -1

Let your dreams be memes or something like that. You know the thing.

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snypr 4 points ago +4 / -0

B I G M I K E
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B4size25paper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know...do not utter his name in vain but...

THANK. GOD.

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Generalissimo13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I may have misjudged Big Mike. He is at least considerate.

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batsoup 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's too bad alex didn't get more shots of michaels healthy set. RIP joan rivers

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ClemTiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he was the first " FGOTUS"

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We love you Joan! You did not die in vain. The world knows that Michael Robinson Obama is a man with a huge cock.

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Trump5050 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the fuck would want to see that nasty ass bitch in a bikini? Thank god she tried so hard to save us from the disgust.

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Crusty_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

But I thought she was the perfect specimen of womanity

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Austin62Halo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prove me wrong but big mike is just O’s security guard.

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MichelleObamasBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT'S CUZ MY BALLS ARE HUUUGGE

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Yaztaz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially if "she" just had a hard-on for Barry

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eddieblasphemy 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of my main goals is to noe see "her" in a bikini

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OGpat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just the thought of seeing the tarantula skirt on that thing gives me the piss shivers.

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SaltyHuevos2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big mike can’t be contained. 🤮

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard to hide balls in a bikini bottom

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because Mike wore speedos.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Couldn't have anything to do with that monstrous pipe, could it?

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remindmelater 1 point ago +1 / -0

translation- bikini = banana hammock......

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covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

ITS BECAUSE SHE HAS A PENIS

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

"One of Michelle's man goals was not to be photographed in a bikini.."

"Main goals, sir."

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supercanuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they spelled "MAN Goal" wrong.

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12gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michelle's balls wouldn't fit in a bikini.

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h4b1t 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did he mean banana hammock?