2009 Catturd asks a very good question (media.patriots.win) posted 88 days ago by I-am-Orlando +2010 / -1 75 comments share 75 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (75) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 97 ▼ – Man0lo 97 points 88 days ago +97 / -0 I'm betting it's the penis. permalink save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – RussianBot2 13 points 88 days ago +13 / -0 I dunno. Blair has penis, and she is rocking them bikinis' permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – Skogin 21 points 88 days ago +21 / -0 Big Mike has a Magnum permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – CrackerSmurf2 8 points 88 days ago +8 / -0 That's not a penis flopping around... It's its overgrown clitorati. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 69 ▼ – deleted 69 points 88 days ago +69 / -0 ▲ 15 ▼ – Limaro 15 points 88 days ago +15 / -0 Updoot in gratitude for the new ear worm. I was getting tired of the War Room bumper Chinese guy rap song. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 43 ▼ – Oskar64 43 points 88 days ago +43 / -0 The nearest thing to a vagina she had was her cunt of a husband. permalink save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – Kanye_Twitty 31 points 88 days ago +31 / -0 Beans and franks permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – trump_is_john_galt 8 points 88 days ago +8 / -0 How'd she get the beans above the frank? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – labajada 9 points 88 days ago +9 / -0 "He" tuckered it in. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – TrumpVoter1 4 points 88 days ago +4 / -0 Its not like it was a well thought out plan permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 30 ▼ – Bogey 30 points 88 days ago +30 / -0 Even if Michelle isn't in possession of a cock, you know that angular masculine body isn't going to look good in a bikini. permalink save report block reply ▲ 47 ▼ – TrumpLovesPussy 47 points 88 days ago +47 / -0 that and the dong permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – juicemoney9 31 points 88 days ago +31 / -0 Definitely the dong permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – HolaPendejos 10 points 88 days ago +10 / -0 Veiny hog leg permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – deleted 11 points 88 days ago +11 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – TrumpLovesPussy 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 oh god I love that description lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – I_love_liberty_2 17 points 88 days ago +17 / -0 No way Barry would let Mike cut that off... he likes it too much. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – awakeandfree 9 points 88 days ago +9 / -0 Oh, there's a dongle, and we've seen it dangle. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 26 ▼ – Super_Dave 26 points 88 days ago +26 / -0 Because Finkle is Einhorn!!.. And Einhorn is Finkle!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Taylor_Burden 8 points 88 days ago +8 / -0 Underrated. You da MVP permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – brownguy 5 points 88 days ago +5 / -0 SAY HELLO TO CAPTAIN WINKY permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – WalterJDuke 18 points 88 days ago +18 / -0 Because Big Mike was afraid that the "English breakfast" was gonna slip out. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – bluto36 5 points 88 days ago +5 / -0 god dammit permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – WalterJDuke 5 points 88 days ago +5 / -0 The mental image along is strong enough to blind a man. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – 19American62Woman 13 points 88 days ago +13 / -0 Now I’m stuck with that visual! Pass the brain bleach! permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – bledsawj 6 points 88 days ago +6 / -0 Sorry don't have any. Hillary used it all. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Chaotikizm 11 points 88 days ago +12 / -1 Cock permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Trumpvoter2020 10 points 88 days ago +10 / -0 Well I would agree with Michelle. I just happen to know for myself as well that men look terrible in bikinis permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 10 ▼ – CreepyJoesOldBalls 10 points 88 days ago +10 / -0 Very disrespectful. permalink save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 19 points 88 days ago +19 / -0 MICHAEL OBAMA LOOKED DISGUSTING -- COCK AND BALLS PROTRUDING -- IN A 2 PIECE BEFORE THEDONALD CHADS. VERY VERY DISRESPECTFUL. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – FloridaACguy 7 points 88 days ago +7 / -0 Banana hammock permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – DemsSuck 5 points 88 days ago +5 / -0 Penis protruding. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – jackasskicker 8 points 88 days ago +8 / -0 I showed the Big Mike's dong video to my girl, who adored Obama, her brain crashed. BLUE SCREEN ERROR!!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – LegalResident 8 points 88 days ago +8 / -0 Cock AND balls permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Count_Dyscalculia 7 points 88 days ago +7 / -0 Brevity is the Soul of Wit. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Bartcarsonstrading 6 points 88 days ago +6 / -0 Didn't work out very well https://ibb.co/Sy9pJS1 permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – 559throw 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 DATS RAYCISS permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – brownguy 5 points 88 days ago +5 / -0 Is it because of the penis? I'm betting it's because of the penis. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Tantalus4200 4 points 88 days ago +4 / -0 It's because of the P E N I S permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Super_degenerate 4 points 88 days ago +4 / -0 It’s harder to tuck a BBC permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – zroheroz 4 points 88 days ago +4 / -0 Chic with dick? Asking for a friend permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – hiddensfinger 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 Man with tits permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – awakeandfree 4 points 88 days ago +4 / -0 Same reason there's no preggo pics of him. Two penises cannot a baby make, at least in the generation i was raised in. Boys have penises, girls have vaginas. Two genders. That is all. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – crash7863 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 I'm a cop, you idiot! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points 88 days ago +3 / -0 This was the sole selfless act Big Mike made on behalf of the American people. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – WindyCityBluez 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 BIG DICK MIKE!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – aveydey 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 Those paparazzi always trying to get photos of the First Lady in a bikini! Fuck I’m so tired of the Obamas. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Rusty_Bungus 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 It's a man baby! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 You can't even photograph Big Mike in baggy flowing pants without getting a shot of his dick. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – ebiz03 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 They spelled banana hammock wrong. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – PlateOwner 2 points 88 days ago +2 / -0 M. Obama's Legacy "Eat your vegetables." "Don't wear a bikini." permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – Luther1521 1 point 87 days ago +1 / -0 What a thoughtful husband, that Barry. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – MakeCanadaGreatAgain 1 point 87 days ago +1 / -0 More like her MAN goal amirite permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – PolishPepe 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 YoU WiLl NeVeR bE a WoMaN 🤡🤡🤡 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Unicron3 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 For the first time in my life, I thank Michelle Obama. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Libraritarian 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Wow what a challenging goal to shoot for. So brave. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – YourMamma57 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Shlong permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Cough cough Cawk cough cough permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – neck_beard2 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 You know big mike got that big dick! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DenKon_Zenith 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Ball hairs are notorious for poking out past even the most conservative bikini line. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – TurdFergeson 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 I’m calling WANG! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – swimmingguy 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Big mike's 10 foot schlong prob puts the rest of us men to shame. I don't wanna see that tranny either! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Tomboy_Patriot 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 🙈 👙 🍆 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – POTUS_DonnieJ 1 point 87 days ago +1 / -0 BIG MIKE!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Porkchop-express 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Schlong permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Brandon 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 Member, phallus, dick cock, peter, pecker, prick, putz, wang, trouser snake. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – AngelMark 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 That's a MAIN GOAL? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Destineed369 1 point 87 days ago +1 / -0 Then don’t wear a bikini? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Hoenhim 1 point 88 days ago +1 / -0 People might more easily have been able to detect something "extra" in the crotch region. permalink save report block reply
I'm betting it's the penis.
I dunno. Blair has penis, and she is rocking them bikinis'
Big Mike has a Magnum
That's not a penis flopping around... It's its overgrown clitorati.
Updoot in gratitude for the new ear worm. I was getting tired of the War Room bumper Chinese guy rap song.
The nearest thing to a vagina she had was her cunt of a husband.
Beans and franks
How'd she get the beans above the frank?
"He" tuckered it in.
Its not like it was a well thought out plan
Even if Michelle isn't in possession of a cock, you know that angular masculine body isn't going to look good in a bikini.
that and the dong
Definitely the dong
Veiny hog leg
oh god I love that description lol
No way Barry would let Mike cut that off... he likes it too much.
Oh, there's a dongle, and we've seen it dangle.
Because Finkle is Einhorn!!.. And Einhorn is Finkle!!
Underrated. You da MVP
SAY HELLO TO CAPTAIN WINKY
Because Big Mike was afraid that the "English breakfast" was gonna slip out.
god dammit
The mental image along is strong enough to blind a man.
Now I’m stuck with that visual! Pass the brain bleach!
Sorry don't have any. Hillary used it all.
Cock
Well I would agree with Michelle. I just happen to know for myself as well that men look terrible in bikinis
Very disrespectful.
MICHAEL OBAMA LOOKED DISGUSTING -- COCK AND BALLS PROTRUDING -- IN A 2 PIECE BEFORE THEDONALD CHADS. VERY VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
Banana hammock
Penis protruding.
I showed the Big Mike's dong video to my girl, who adored Obama, her brain crashed.
BLUE SCREEN ERROR!!!!
Cock AND balls
Brevity is the Soul of Wit.
Didn't work out very well
https://ibb.co/Sy9pJS1
DATS RAYCISS
Is it because of the penis? I'm betting it's because of the penis.
It's because of the P E N I S
It’s harder to tuck a BBC
Chic with dick? Asking for a friend
Man with tits
Same reason there's no preggo pics of him. Two penises cannot a baby make, at least in the generation i was raised in. Boys have penises, girls have vaginas. Two genders. That is all.
I'm a cop, you idiot!
This was the sole selfless act Big Mike made on behalf of the American people.
BIG DICK MIKE!!!
Those paparazzi always trying to get photos of the First Lady in a bikini!
Fuck I’m so tired of the Obamas.
It's a man baby!
You can't even photograph Big Mike in baggy flowing pants without getting a shot of his dick.
They spelled banana hammock wrong.
M. Obama's Legacy
"Eat your vegetables."
"Don't wear a bikini."
What a thoughtful husband, that Barry.
More like her MAN goal amirite
YoU WiLl NeVeR bE a WoMaN 🤡🤡🤡
For the first time in my life, I thank Michelle Obama.
Wow what a challenging goal to shoot for. So brave.
Shlong
Cough cough Cawk cough cough
You know big mike got that big dick!
Ball hairs are notorious for poking out past even the most conservative bikini line.
I’m calling WANG!
Big mike's 10 foot schlong prob puts the rest of us men to shame. I don't wanna see that tranny either!
🙈 👙 🍆
BIG MIKE!!!
Schlong
Member, phallus, dick cock, peter, pecker, prick, putz, wang, trouser snake.
That's a MAIN GOAL?
Then don’t wear a bikini?
People might more easily have been able to detect something "extra" in the crotch region.