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TennesseeScorpio 60 points ago +63 / -3 (edited)

I will eat your Leftist ass!!

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Korec 43 points ago +43 / -0

Like corn on the Cob! Im Ready!

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DefaultFreedom 21 points ago +22 / -1

I killed a cow out back.

Edit: A leftist cow.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 12 points ago +12 / -0

I WILL EAT YOU!

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 8 points ago +8 / -0

MY CHILDREN ARE NOT GOING HUNGRY!

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Jarlason10 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm motivated! I'm a pioneer! I'm a human!

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm alive! My heart beats! It's got hot blood flowing through it fast!

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Smooyaysnoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

You think Christ would eat someone? Nah he wouldn’t...I would

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted yesterday and it has continuously stuck in my head for over 24 hours now.

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RedDead73 22 points ago +22 / -0

Where's the statue for this patriot?

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Irradiate it first please, they're a filthy bunch.

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ComradeDillBelassio 18 points ago +19 / -1

I WILL EAT THIS POT BELLY TURKEY!!!!

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neehl 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nothing tastes as good as freedom feels. Happy Thanksgiving Friends! May your hearts be full of gratitude for all the patriots who have fought for this country and continue to do so. America will always be free 🤍❤️💙

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MajorTom 11 points ago +11 / -0

THEY'RE TURNING THE FRIGGIN TURKEYS GAY!

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BoogerBrainedBiden 10 points ago +10 / -0

Id love to see Alex and Gavin newsome fight 10 rds

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

He would absolutely kick, then eat his ass.

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HAKUJIN 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’d have to tie Jones hands to get more than 15 seconds

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SpaceForceMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

JOHN FUCKING WAYNE 2.0, LET’S GO

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kanyewon 8 points ago +8 / -0

my turkey did not get pardoned. I shall name it..... Coomer.

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TheWatcherWhoWatches 8 points ago +8 / -0

"This is probably the last turkey I will ever eat, and I never thought I'd be saying that - I've thought it a few times, but this time...just sayin'"

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Cavetoad_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you AJ for all your work!

CHOP CHOP CHOP!!

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Andy2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Patriots.

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedes, it was nice knowing you. I’m eating with more than 10 people.

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NoWeaponFormed66 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats your address? haha

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coderdude6598 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

This year is different, oh so different...

Can we make the day before Thanksgiving, hereafter PATRIOT’S DAY?

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Quoc01 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's going to be somber, chilly week in shill land...

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Noserotonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving. Don’t forget to put your Zoom call in the oven!

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xbeefystux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Banned.video

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Paulrroma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huuurraaaah! My brother Patriots!! God bless and keep you all in the hollow of His mighty hand!!!

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2020KAG45 3 points ago +4 / -1

Whew! That's a fast sticky!

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DefaultFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always are.

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HolographicTacoSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pass the CORN ON THE COB!!!

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acasper 2 points ago +3 / -1

Looks suspiciously like ass.

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PrairieRaine88 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I first saw this picture I thought that was Jed Clampett from The Beverly Hillbillies.

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Keith_Fletcher 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOD Bless you Pedes! I hope ya'll have an EXCELLENT and HAPPY Thanksgiving!!

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ShyRipley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving ;>

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TyrannyBuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Missing some corn on the cob.

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Tubesteaks88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmmmm.... always...always ass....I'm a bottom feeder

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InfoWarrior2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m Ready!!

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!

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UnoriginalNickname 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have the giblets!

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Stev3p86 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jones the GOAT