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smis 65 points ago +66 / -1

Does this works even if the vote wasn't for joe bidet?

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Scooby 29 points ago +29 / -0

Bidet... haha

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smis 20 points ago +20 / -0

it's also fitting due to middle name being robinette :v

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PineAppleMan247 4 points ago +4 / -0

That name fits so well

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MastaJoda 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Oldnormal 1 point ago +1 / -0

YEEESSS!

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MentalyStable 22 points ago +23 / -1

Checks out! Very true and my credibility is higher than CNN, MSNBC and all the rest!

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Username checks out

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cheesygorditacrunch4 6 points ago +6 / -0

He has the dankest memes.

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BasedPatriot10 89 points ago +91 / -2

I love Joey Diaz

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stonepony 27 points ago +27 / -0

With a capital L, Love me some Uncle Joey.

Even if he did kill Whitney Houston.

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SantaBrown 14 points ago +14 / -0

That bitch had it comin

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SantaBrown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't mess around with uncle Joey's coke that shit will put you in the dirt and the stars under the table.

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stonepony 3 points ago +3 / -0

I kid, and I don't blame Joey. But I really would like to know the timeline. When he sold to her, relative to when she died.

It could have been his coke that did it.

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait wait...Uncle Joey killed the singer of Somebody to Love

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SantaBrown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just maybe, he was definitely her coke dealer at the time though.

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just told my roomate what you told me.

He said yea she had like 3 diff coke dealers. Anything's possible.

Is it bad I'm still a fan? If anything more a fan?

Also Diaz didn't kill Whitney, Whitney killed Whitney

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Small worlds. Eh, sober Pede here, some of us get it some of us don't.

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I_heart_blastbeasts 9 points ago +9 / -0

I saw him open for Joe Rogan back in the day. I laughed so hard I puked and passed out for like 10 seconds. When I came too I didn't even want to clean up the vomit because I couldn't stop listening to him. When he gets on a rant it's the funniest fucking thing ever.

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TrumpsThirdLeg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joey Diaz is the fuckin' seed man

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MainAd 1 point ago +1 / -0

This Joey Guy is just great! He is witty gritty and speaks of things the way I have also experienced and thought. Thanks for sharing this guy!

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JudicialDredd 50 points ago +51 / -1

Please tell me this is real.

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bigdickhangsright 54 points ago +55 / -1

All of it's real excepting the parts that are not.

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Smubbs 27 points ago +27 / -0

Found Tim Poole's account

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KimJung-Un 8 points ago +8 / -0

I could be green, it could not be green. I don't know. Look, listen. I told you this was gonna happen.

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Endorphinehigh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tim is that you??

😂

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KimJung-Un 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look, the democrats are evil and corrupt and I told you they were going to try and steal the election. But listen, look, I just don't see it.

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

shirt straightening intensifies

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Endorphinehigh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now look, far be it from me to know what is right, but I don't believe it. Stick around for the next segment that starts in 14 seconds.

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dontCensorMeBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are a lot of Beta-elements about Tim Pool, but this is one of his most cucked things I've ever seen.

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BigRedSuppository 10 points ago +10 / -0

that's a bold statement

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Keln 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sources familiar with bigdickhangsright's thinking confirm this.

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Eatinglue 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can tell it’s true because of the way that it is.

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stonepony 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haters will say it's fake.

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EvanWithDaSpice 3 points ago +3 / -0

confirmed that this was donald trump 100%

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RiverFenix 29 points ago +31 / -2

lol

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CJBarnacle 33 points ago +44 / -11

The "melting pot" is what's literally tearing our country apart.

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IJustWannaLurk 73 points ago +77 / -4

You're wrong. It's multiculturalism killing our country. The idea that you can come to America and not become an American is killing our country.

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RemmyRive 31 points ago +32 / -1

Exactly which is why you did such a great job with migrants after ww2 and we british didnt. We took people in to rebuild and let them have their own little countries here, now look at it. We've had issues for decades.

What made America so great was how you said sure you can come over here but you'll learn to be an American. We didnt do that.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk there are alot of people where I live that fly mexican flags. It's pretty dumb.

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RemmyRive 1 point ago +2 / -1

You get exceptions but im talking about the past several decades

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't downvote you. but still kinda disagree. That is if you mean the recent arrivals the past few decades have also been reluctant to assimilate. But in the early days of US immigration they were basically forced to assimilate. I know alot of immigrants who don't feel the need. Especially alot of the Chinese that moved here. Some are wonderful americans, some think they never left china.

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TRUMP818 8 points ago +8 / -0

exactly i had when ive heard people say to be bro you only come here to make money . I told them to give me their citizenship right now and get the fuck out! they can go back to there socialist countrys or developing 3rd world countries, i am a Armenian but lets not forget why i get to live the GOOD LIFE AND HAVE NICE THINGS and do nice things thats because of the American Soil! lets never forget that . yea america has a lot of shitty of things like any other place but the GOOD OUT WEIGHS THE SHITYNESS EVERYTIME

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TrumpsThirdLeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, this is a good point. There are many Armenian immigrants where I live, and there is no cultural divide. They work hard and are visible and upstanding parts of the community. This makes them American in many respects. I can walk into the liquor store and have a conversation with the Armenian owner and we can agree or disagree but at the end of the day, there is no cultural divide - only community and participation.

A weakness of American tolerance is that we allow cultures and communities to fester that become deeply and permanently antagonistic to our culture. The ones that tend to succeed assimilate culturally in reasonable ways, while still honoring and preserving their heritage and culture. It's just a fact and I think it's plainly observable in the US, Europe, and elsewhere.

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EvanWithDaSpice 1 point ago +1 / -0

that american soil is good shyte.. bought and paid for by the blood of people who wouldn't except anything less than freedom. What will our descendants say about us, if we let this election be stolen and the "great reset" move forward. I will lay it all out there, so that i will not be remembered with those that so willingly gave up their freedom and liberty and along with it all future generations.

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WhoreableDeplorable 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not to be annoying but I think it's just semantics at this point. Most of us would agree that cultural differences don't matter insofar as they don't conflict with American values, fundamentally being the Constitution, free market capitalism, and just a general "leave me alone and I'll leave you alone" attitude. No one gives a shit about religious and holiday traditions. There are "cultural" differences (coughIslamcough) that conflict with those values and those people need to GTFO though.

The welfare system is a massive issue.

Edit: I'll also add that yeah I'd agree that immigration should be off the table for at least some time, given the current shit show we're in. I think that's a given.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed.

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MastaJoda 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wrong... that European socialist bs, multiculturalism, promotes the separation of races, and it then bludgeons to death anyone who doesn’t get inline and fulfill their roles in the racist stereotype they are to be judged. It’s disgusting and against the very ideals for which America was founded upon.

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dixond 6 points ago +6 / -0

No.

Multi-ethnic society? At least theoretically possible.

Multi-cultural society? It's an oxymoron. Society is downstream from culture. If you have a multi-cultural society, you don't have a society at all.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not even Multi-Culturalism per se that is the issue. The U.S.A. has always been multicultural. Whether it was a mix of Puritans, Protestants, and Catholics. To Irish-Americans, Italian Americans, African Americans, Hispanic Americans (yes, there were many old school Hispanic Americans even prior to the influx of illegals.

None of this created the problems that exist today, because while many had their own heritage and cultures, they also were Americans first. They identifies with the common values that America represented. Liberty, Self Determination, Individualsim, Pioneer Spirit, Pride in the Country etc.

So even though many had their old traditions and cultures that they perpetuated, they also shared their common ideals with the rest of America, so their was more uniting everyone, than keeping us apart.

The new globalist multiculturalism wants to do away with that, and make people citizens of the world, as opposed to citizens of a nation. This is destructive as their is no longer anything that unifies a nations citizens

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dixond 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct. You identify that there was a core cultural zeitgeist that allowed the creation of a cohesive downstream society, and I agree.

The issue is that the Globalists have hijacked the meaning of 'multicultural' and demonised "White people" as having no culture.

It's frankly demonic.

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Weloveflyovercountry 10 points ago +10 / -0

that right, fuck those commie kennedys..and fat-face ted was a kgb agent. 1965 immigration act (unless they are from europe)

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

kissinger probably CCP agent

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MastaJoda 8 points ago +8 / -0

Multiculturalism is self promoted racism, and it gives all races but whites a fee pass to be racist af and judge the world behind ignorant stereotypes for each race. It destroys one’s ability to be an individual. It’s strips you of all individuality and forces you to conform to their racist stereotypes. It even makes the races eat themselves, as, any dissenters are mock and attacked until they act accordingly. You see this in the Black community most of all. Black Conservatives anyone?

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1A2A 15 points ago +19 / -4

People forget that, the melting pot is what vastly voted for communism, white conservatives which are increasingly the minority are the only thing keeping these 50 states together. These are generalizations, yes, I understand.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +9 / -2

The "melting pot" is the opposite of "diversity is our strength." The melting pot is about building a culture of shared values with the same history.

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SnowflakeJuice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly, when you pour 100 gallons of freezing water into a melting pot, it cools the whole thing down and is no longer a melting pot. That is why immigration, until recently, has been historically limited, to insure that the "melting pot" would continue to function

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Friendly_B 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well the second part of your statement I completely agree with. I'm for legal immigration with a solid expectation, not a "pathway," to integration.

I want to point out that the melting part of the phrase melting pot isn't about melting ice. It's more like melting different metals into a new metal. To me that specifically means a culture based on the best of Western values first and foremost, and the best of other cultures get to come along for the blend. The thing is, the "best of other cultures" from my point of view tend to already be shared values anyway. Hard work ethic, willingness to achieve, desire to help others one-on-one instead of desire to prop up a socialist mentality.

I think we're basically in agreement.

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MastaJoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Melting pot“ allows for individuality and a shared sense of national identity Multiculturalism strips individuality and forces everyone to conform to preconceived racial stereotypes (racism) all while flipping the bird to a shared national identity or pride.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I agree completely.

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MastaJoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS + a few extra updoots

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Libraritarian 8 points ago +11 / -3

Yep, the slow stray away from Judeo-Christian values is why we are where we are

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CJBarnacle 9 points ago +12 / -3

J̶u̶d̶e̶o̶ Christian values.

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orthodox Jews dont believe in hell. So i doubt thats true aside from some crazies

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

What paige? Jerusalem or Babylonian? I doubt its acutally in there since the Talmud is the oral law given to Moses passed down orally from mount Sinai until it was "illegally" written down. It was to go with the written law known as the Torah or then5 books of Moses. Jesus Christ didnt walk the earth until a few thousand years later.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

The word "values" flew right over your head. Of course the theology of Judaism is not Identical to Christianity (otherwise it wouldn't be seperate religions). The U.S. is also not a theocratic country and was purposely designed by the founders not to be.

That has nothing to do with with the values and morality of the Judeo Christian religions which are very similiar

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Libraritarian 2 points ago +3 / -1

You guys do know that both religions share the old testament, where the 10 commandments are.

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +2 / -1

What is an "old testament Jew" and how do they differ from "Talmudic Jews"?

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RedEnsign4Trump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Judeo-Christian is an oxymoron

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SnowflakeJuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

In terms of religion yes (as is a Protestant Catholic), in terms of values, no

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NomadicKrow 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's not a melting pot anymore. Communists turned off the heat. Its just a salad bowl.

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diversityisghey 19 points ago +19 / -0

Eh. I think the melting pot is a failure. From a racial standpoint at least. Our Euro cultures have blended together fine... although we do share a history and similar culture to begin with.

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doug2 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE LOVE OUR SOMALIS WE LOVE OUR MUSLIMS..

O THEYRE SO GOOD...

O THEYRE SO SWEET

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao

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Grimnir 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, we are living under a malicious system that is actively dividing and turning people against their own self interests. Then they import 3rd worlders that hate us and then indoctrinate them to hate us more. Then child minds blame it on the color of people's skin. If it was an issue of culture, we wouldn't have all these self-hating white eunichs. Its brainwashing from our corrupt media and institutions. They want you to hate everyone and blame it on anything but them.

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prayinpede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yall did murder each other off and on for a few thousand years

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Brobold 18 points ago +19 / -1

People are misinterpreting this.

The melting pot means, it doesn't matter where you come from, as long as you change into American values.

Multiculturalism is what kills a country.

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Andy2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

The "melting pot" metaphor is wrong within the context of diversity. The "melting pot" theory works well if different ethnicities share similar beliefs and value systems. If they don't, then we are witnessing what is happening today in our country. Diversity of ideas are needed in the context of looking for the best solutions for an issue. Diversity of identity is the driver to wreck civilization.

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MakeArdernGoAway 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem is that culture is rooted in genetics. Individual people of an ethnicity that votes overwhelmingly socialist might have based conservative values, but their children are likely to have socialist values in line with their ethnicity.

So for example if a race votes 60/40 conservative and socialist, but you introduce people of a race that votes 80% socialist, you're going to end up with a socialist society in a generation or two.

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Andy2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Identity is not about a specific race or even ethnicity. It is about a value and belief system. I am not white or even religious, but I do have common or shared beliefs with a typical white protestant believer.

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learntocode 3 points ago +4 / -1

I lived it growing up. I don't feel comfortable unless I am in the mix, but this is a big country and there are lots of ways to live here.

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cheesygorditacrunch4 14 points ago +14 / -0

LMFAO. This is amazing!

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Caligula13 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stay black

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Magafactured 7 points ago +7 / -0

UNDOCTORED!

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evan just confirmed this is real!

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OwningTheLibs 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE KRAKER

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cheesygorditacrunch4 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fucking love this community lol.

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WooKie1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOVE ME SOME UNCLE JOEY!

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crazycuban0 5 points ago +5 / -0

this was quite refreshing thank you

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2UZisGOAT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tremendous

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Dtom13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now just wait until this technology improves, and somebody creates a video of Trump or another candidate saying something they didn't say (racial slurs?), or doing something they didn't do (sex tape?). Will there eventually come a point where we can't trust anything we see?

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svlem 1 point ago +1 / -0

The thing about deepfakes, or any other piece of software really, is that it's ALWAYS bound to have chinks in it's armor a skilled forensic team can exploit into a gaping hole. They know this, and it is why they don't do it.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really? That looks nothing like Trump lol. You can clearly where his forehead changes...

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Ssue1216 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t listen due to family - can you summarize please? ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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IvIA6A 18 points ago +20 / -2

Stay black cocksucker

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BeekeeperAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who threatens America and its values is gonna end up sniffing our dick and sucking our asshole.

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smis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen!

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TruckingPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO

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RentFree2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone else getting Christopher Walken vibes? hahaha

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Blacktron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother."

Diaz is a beast

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Ennius 2 points ago +3 / -1

Get the fuck off youtube

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blahaha...Damn Fuckin skippy!!!!! <3 MAGA2020

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warmongering is gay. It's not cool to be in war.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based is redundant when referring to GEOTUS.

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Rreidy8286 1 point ago +1 / -0

How was this down voted!!!

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TheQuickening 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a good DeepFake, LOL

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MemeWarsVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is great! I'm grateful for this.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen.

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PTworldwide 1 point ago +1 / -0

AGREE!

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G_regulator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta love joey diaz

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Stev3p86 1 point ago +1 / -0

USA! USA! USA!

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CulperRing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coco Emperor

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Factsnlogic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uncle Joey!

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LLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm waaaaayyyyyy ahead of everybody. Off twitter for idk 10 years? I have no idea. I never was on snapchat.

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DrunkenWalMart 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Basically if Trump was born in the Bronx rather than Queens" first comment lmao

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tobydumb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw Joey’s standup in Vegas with Rogan the Shill

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Mike_Echo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the dude who gave me the same goomies that killed Carrie Fisher. Been black ever since.

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Taz068 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the very best thing I have seen all damn day!

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WhoElse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Point 25 in the house!

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Hugh-G-Rection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol... Joey Diaz !! That’s great

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uncle Joey.