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bellcurvestrikesback 93 points ago +94 / -1

Gobble gobble muthafuckas

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Ithrowawaay 73 points ago +74 / -1

“What’s the secret to your stuffing?”

“C-4”

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TennesseeScorpio 34 points ago +34 / -0

You son of a bitch I spit eggnog on myself!

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Crimsonkitsune242 3 points ago +3 / -0

well tbh you were gonna spit eggnog out irregardless of the joke cuz eggnog sucks. (Get at me Bois)