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Shitposter69 89 points ago +93 / -4

Hey, at least you guys have the Lions. Oh wait...

At least you have the Tigers... no that's not it...

The red wings?

Why do people live in Wayne county again?

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Ithrowawaay 74 points ago +76 / -2

Wings held the city together for years, and by that I mean drove suburbanites downtown to spend money.

Now...not so much.

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GlacialSpeed 21 points ago +21 / -0

Detroit is a failed city black hole that is pulling Michigan into the status of Failed State

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Ithrowawaay 19 points ago +19 / -0

Through fraud, if you haven’t noticed.

It’s all bullshit.

Take that out and Detroit will actually have a Renaissance.

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PeteButtplug 15 points ago +15 / -0

It really puts into perspective the fact that dems want America to die.

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comooragh 6 points ago +6 / -0

I laughed when I saw the dems want to give "free farmland" to blacks in the cities. Sounds like an excuse to scatter ten million black urbanites to rural 1 person per square mile areas in the middle of nowhere, then resettle the ghettoes with hipsters.

IF- and that's a big IF- Biden gets into office, we're gonna see a hell of a ride to hell.

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Shitposter69 11 points ago +13 / -2

It's too bad they had to start sucking so bad right when they went to the new stadium. They couldn't even get that thing half full!

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Illitch’s thought they could demand that kinda coin for their shiny new venue.

Joe Louis Arena was the spirit of Detroit.

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NomadicKrow 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wanna know something weird? Ilitch's son, Atanas, was briefly an actor and singer. He starred in Slumber Party Massacre II and even had a musical number that he wrote and sang for the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYMgLoENH8

That's insane to me. The son of the guy that founded Little Ceasar's Pizza was a slasher movie bad guy.

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Strike_Eagle784 11 points ago +11 / -0

Detroit style Pizza...maybe?

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AndrewLB 12 points ago +12 / -0

You mean the casserole? oh wait that's Chicago Pizza.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 4 points ago +5 / -1

That’s a funny way to spell best pizza.

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +4 / -1

xD I take it you're from New York as well?

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Deadpool 4 points ago +4 / -0

People that lived in the Philly area use that term also 👌

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pepperconchobhar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, we've got the Silverdome.

Wait...

Well, they are tearing the abandoned buildings down faster now and there's less lead in the soil than expected?

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

I figured it out. It's the roads! They're great right? Stretchen said we're fixing them!

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stretchan lolz

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GhengisDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean the potholes with crumbling asphalt between them?

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pepperconchobhar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. The roads.

Now that was funny.

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TheFop1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because they love the tropical weather and rolling hills.

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wendysspicynuggets 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cant sell their worthless property, stuck. Although those who rent idk why

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those who own are at an advantage to those who rent. They either sell the property at a loss, or they declare bankruptcy. Either way, they're just as free to move as the renters.

It is being comfortable where you are, even if where you are objectively sucks, that is the problem, not mobility.