My grandparents would always have people eat around 1pm, hated it because I was always hungover as shit from the night before and not ready to eat a huge meal that early. They would get up at like 4 and start cooking is the reason.
Shit dude, down here where I’m at, we eat when it’s ready. I smoked a big ass turkey today. Wife fixed up the dressing, gravy, some steamed cabbage and some butter beans. Got a sweet tater pie in the fridge. Goddamn I done ate so much I feel like Stacy Abrams looks. Shit was off the chain though!
I accidentally busted the wishbone in the turkey as I was cutting it. It broke exactly in the way of the wishbone in this picture. I’m using this info to confirm that Donald Trump remains our president.
Last night was chicken fried duck (its Texas boys)....today its deep fried turkey. God bless Texas and these great United States of America. No football and only news from TDW. Life is good.
Finally the smoking wishbone. Well done, Pede
You missed the other 20,000 3D printed in an underground Chinese factory and delivered to Biden by SF Express at 4AM.
Sounds like that problem needs more bourbon....
much more ..
“I’ve never come across a problem that bourbon can’t solve ... I also never came across a problem that bourbon didn’t make worse.”
Some VERY GOOD Bourbon! Woodford Reserve Double Oaked kind of bourbon!
You need to polish off more bourbon :)
Yes, but all 36,000 wishbones go to trump, if a hundred percent of batches of ballots can do it for biden, based wishbones can do it for trump
Those weren't real wishbones... They don't have the real gravy marks..
It's not who votes, it's who counts the votes.
36k wishbones from 18k turkeys.
Excellent observation
Pack it in bois we're done here....
It’s only just begun fam
Excuse me. Hobbits have seven meals.
This is obviously his pre-dinner supper.
u/SpicyMagnum23 has hairy feet.
You know what they say about hairy feet?
Hairy magnums
It's a post breakfast, pre-brunch appetizer
My grandparents would always have people eat around 1pm, hated it because I was always hungover as shit from the night before and not ready to eat a huge meal that early. They would get up at like 4 and start cooking is the reason.
Gotta start the turkey early! Low and slow and ready for lunch 😗👌
It's a late afternoon, early dinner meal.
That plate though...that looks like a fancy restaurant.
I eat my turkey dinner on one of those big oval shaped serving dishes. Because I always had problems fitting everything on. No problems now.
That was my first thought.
Your first thought is way better than your last thought, which is usually "omg I am dying".
whenever the turkey is cooked but not dry, is about the time to eat dinner :V
We always do like 2/3pm early dinner and have some leftovers later
Tell her to put a good word in for me while you’re at it
Happy Thanksgiving
Sorry but image analysis of the shadows shows you have more than 6 people in your home.
The police are on the way.
Not to mention he didn't finish his plate. I bet he's begging for pie right now!!
Ok /pol/
The bone of truth!
Wishbone wishes are a authoritative source.
Was it the dying last wish(bone)?
"My most fervent wish is that Donald not be replaced with a new president until after this third term."
What a relief! Let’s go back to complaining about kneeling football players or something.
Happy thanksgiving!
FREEDOM BONER!!!
Sorry, we found a bunch of broken wishbones in a back room- 100,000,000 for Biden :(((
Seriously, every pede should break wishbones- the meme magic will be unstoppable!
Dude, it's 4 PM on the East Coast. When do you eat dinner W T F
Shit dude, down here where I’m at, we eat when it’s ready. I smoked a big ass turkey today. Wife fixed up the dressing, gravy, some steamed cabbage and some butter beans. Got a sweet tater pie in the fridge. Goddamn I done ate so much I feel like Stacy Abrams looks. Shit was off the chain though!
We always have our Christmas, Thanksgiving & Easter meal as a late lunch around 1-1:30.
Than we have round two (always so much left from lunch to have for dinner) around 6:00.
Nicely done. I see a Medal of Freedom in your future.
You’re not supposed to share your wish!
Technically he didnt say what he wished for, only one result of his wish!
Looks like Adam Schiff’s neck.
YESSSS, my Pede!! You have single-handedly secured this country from the treacherous pit of socialism!
Hold the line! https://youtu.be/fpK36FZmTFY
Thanks for the wish! Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks Pede. This is all we needed to put it in the win column!
take that CNN
They can't refute this is court. Well done pede.
Happy Thanksgiving fren!
That cranberry relish looks like the stuff I make. Fresh through a meat grinder or similar? A little apple and orange with sugar.
Looks like a kraken to me
Wine is the glue holding this 2020 shit show together! 🍷
Break a wish bone with your fellow pede. No matter who wins, the wish is the same.
CNN: Shocking displays of “Wishboning” is the latest in the outlandish behaviors of Trumps minions mocking the Thanksgiving restrictions😭
I love science
Damn. I guess thats the law. Sry libtards, my hands are tied.
I grilled green pepper and onion brats, it was the best thanksgiving by myself.
I think you're supposed to let it dry out for a few days.
I'm happy for you, Pede, but I myself never needed a wish to have 100% faith in Trump's re-election and 2nd term.
Love it! Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh OP.
WISHBONEGATE
Sorry buddy, my grandfathers dying wish was that Trump remains president.
I believe in the "wish hierarchy" death bed wishes beat out wish bone wishes.
buT wAs hiS wiSh fErVenT?!?!😭😭😭😭
I accidentally busted the wishbone in the turkey as I was cutting it. It broke exactly in the way of the wishbone in this picture. I’m using this info to confirm that Donald Trump remains our president.
Those libs asking for real evidence real quiet all of a sudden
We are in your debt sir!
Compared to sacrifices to Moloch, hope it’s good enough. Toss in some Jesus with the bone and you got something there.
The universe has spoken
Anguish-increasing trolling memes to send idiot leftists when Trump rightfully wins:
https://thedonald.win/p/11QS2z2VLd/joes-inauguration-in-fantasyland/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/11QS33c0da/2nd-term-issa-so-spicy/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/11Posazgb2/supertrump-term-two/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/11PosZrYvR/red-tsunami--democrat-evacuation/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/11PosRuWUz/gtfo-joe--nobody-wants-your-thin/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/11PWCVtQZU/orange-is-the-new-backtoback/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/11PWCUjvab/trump-superboom-baby/c/
Eat your yams
Last night was chicken fried duck (its Texas boys)....today its deep fried turkey. God bless Texas and these great United States of America. No football and only news from TDW. Life is good.
You done it! You saved Christmas!