🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯Welcome to Thanksgiving dinner!🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 Frens, do you love Thanksgiving? Stuck in a locked-down blue state? Jack-booted thugs crouching in your hedge with a Clicky Culprit Counter™? Don't want to put on a mask between bites? Want to talk loudly and sing to your heart's content? Bored waiting for dinner to be ready, and this year you can't distract yourself from your rumbling stomach by watching football because it's cucked? Just want to chat about something other than politics for five minutes? We've gotcha covered. Please have a seat at the table and enjoy convivial holiday conversation with fellow based pedes. This is semi-potluck, so feel free to bring your own covered dish to add to the buffet table if you don't see your favorites on the menu (there doesn't have to be an emoji for it). Maybe we'll learn about a new favorite! No masks required. All frens welcome. No non-frens allowed. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 🍽 MENU: 🦃🍗Roast turkey 🌰Chestnut bread stuffing 🥫Cranberry sauce 🥔Mashed potatoes & gravy 🌽Corn on the cob 🍞🥖🧈Buttermilk biscuits 🥦🧅Green bean casserole with fried onion garnish 🥕Glazed carrots 🎃🥧Pumpkin pie 🍎🥧Apple pie 🍠Sweet potatoes with marshmallows 🥛🥤🍵☕🍺🍾🍷🍹🍸🥃An assortment of beverages 🥑🐜🦗💊🍼🖍🧻🍆Soy and other tidbits for the commie shills (served at the children's table in the corner) 🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂Plenty of salt for everyone