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CT_MAGA 125 points ago +127 / -2

Hillary once had a snuke in her sniz.

She was also once chucked into a van like a side of beef.

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Commiestomper69 56 points ago +58 / -2

Ol' beef curtains herself.

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Fecal_Fetus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Side of beef curtains 😂😂

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Coprolite 38 points ago +39 / -1

Hillary Roadham Clinton?

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publ1us 19 points ago +20 / -1

Hillary Rodman Clinton

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AussieTrumpFan 11 points ago +12 / -1

At least Rodman was entertaining to watch and listen to. And he was capable of earning his money.

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publ1us 9 points ago +10 / -1

No doubt. He’s a weirdo but I always liked him.

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ChicomUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rod Ham. MEATSTICK

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even the Norks love him. Maybe GEOTUS should share one of his many Nobel Peace Prize nominations with the Worm.

That would make so many lefty heads explode it would be worth it for the Kek factor alone. I bet Rodman would end up wearing it as a piercing.

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PeteButtplug 8 points ago +9 / -1

Do you think Big Mike has fucked Hillary's beef sides?

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Prussian_Pepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

🤮🤮🤮

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Phrazel 17 points ago +18 / -1

You referring the the 'Greak Skank Chuck of '16'?

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VinnyMAGA 11 points ago +12 / -1

The Chuck seen 'round the world!

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Davito2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that like watermelon chucking, but with more gonorrhea?

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Norwayhastrolls 7 points ago +8 / -1

Rancid ham

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Grond999 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cathy O'Brien's allegations of molestation by Hillary Clinton.

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chieflemons 53 points ago +55 / -2

This is fucking gold hahahaha!

I'm definitely going to be using this more often:

if i wanted to have a conversation with the television id go in the other room and turn it on, your parroting of cnn bias and total fake news generated idiology doesnt pass for intilectual fodder for this important election cycle

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WhineTasting 23 points ago +24 / -1

That ending killed.

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TrumpRules 17 points ago +18 / -1

You sir, my have my daugters hand

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Chopblock 27 points ago +28 / -1 (edited)

’My politics, Sir, is that I love America. really LOVE HER. I mean, it’s a different love than the one I feel for your daughter, sir. Because I’m not trying to get passed second base with America, but I’d still fight to the death for her...

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horsefacestorm 10 points ago +11 / -1

Pretty sure she shit on her shoe

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patriotexpat 179 points ago +180 / -1

Ohhh I can't wait for this to come up... I'm invited to my girlfriend's house for Christmas, and her father is based af.

I'm bringing him an American flag.

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CT_MAGA 42 points ago +43 / -1

Yeah, THOTS already have like 5 baby daddies that don't pay child support.

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NoStepOnSnekPlz 10 points ago +11 / -1

Doesnt matter that they're not around when the State takes care of them.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 25 points ago +27 / -2

Yes and no. When I was in my teens and 20's if dad liked you then it made you uncool. Now that changes when a women gets into her 30's.

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Lemongrass5 34 points ago +35 / -1

Because they realize they NEED a father figure. They can't have 2 at once which is why they don't like it when they are younger unless they're with a single mother. I realized this after dating a 20yr old that was in my eyes completely floundering in college. Peer pressure kept her out all night, grades failing, always anxious,depressed, frustrated the whole 9.

She lived with her family still but they were letting her "be an adult," she said. Dicked her down, expected her to be home by 11pm, started bringing her over on weekends and treated her like a house wife. Could you say I was being sexist? Sure I won't deny it. By December break (we started dating in feb) her grades were better, she wasn't anxious or depressed anymore and she told me she liked the structure.

She did so well that she was able to transfer to her dream school in a different state, one which she was depressed that she didn't think she'd get into due to her grades. Who knows how she's doing now tho.

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prof_robinson 16 points ago +17 / -1

So, you're saying... your dick... is like a therapeutic tool...?

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DixOut4Donald 21 points ago +22 / -1

If your dick doesn’t improve her life you’re not laying the pipe right

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diverscale 8 points ago +9 / -1

nah. He's saying putting his dick in her was the payment for the therapeutics he gave her.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean that's the easiest way to boil it down to but it genuinely is about male leadership in a woman's life giving her the tools she needs to excel

So in essence yes

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prayinpede 12 points ago +13 / -1

Im guessing you didn't stay with any of those females

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MAGA9428 7 points ago +7 / -0

I consider it a good sign if a girl has a close relationship with her father, just as long as I'll be #1 when it really comes time to put a ring on her finger.

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socrates2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dad here no shot. Ill always be #1.

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Fuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bet

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Fuck 5 points ago +7 / -2

Try before you buy

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traveravis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Free milk

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Fuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I concede. Your right, i will stick to fucking cuck's wifes.

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kastmaster2000 42 points ago +42 / -0

Go forth and make based babies, Happy Thanksgiving fellow pede!

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patriotexpat 35 points ago +37 / -2

Go forth and make based babies

hahah that's the plan, but we gotta marry first... not there yet

Happy Thanksgiving fellow pede!

Happy Thanksgiving to you too! 😁 🇺🇸

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Marshall 20 points ago +22 / -2

After decades of seeing failed ceremonies, I have a suggestion for young people in love.

Separate the marriage from the PARTY. Elope or have a small ceremony with the pastor first. Then have a party to celebrate it later. Many a divorce has had seed of discord sewn during the planning of the Party.

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RegularAmerican 14 points ago +15 / -1

Use Covid as an excuse to marry and not spend on a wedding! Perfect timing.

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +5 / -1

You may now boop the bride

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ks212 4 points ago +6 / -2

Marriage, literally, is nothing but signing a marriage register document. Once that doc is signed you're officially married.

The party is just to celebrate the fact later. Nowadays a lot of people don't even bother with the party anymore coz its nothing but inviting OPINIONS.jpg when the deal is officially sealed.

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thewashambro 8 points ago +9 / -1

Marriage, literally, is nothing but signing a marriage register document.

It's actually the binding of a man and a woman through god, but whatever you say bro.

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ks212 1 point ago +4 / -3

Sure, my wife tells God she's coming all the time, and I have to keep reminding her its ok to use my name in bed.

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traveravis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Government marriage is super gay

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ks212 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which is exactly why faggots wanted the govt to legalize it :D

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

The government can recognize marriage as a personal contract, but it doesn't make marriage any more than it makes life.

Just call it a personal contract and forget the details. Of course it doesn't matter anyway since they don't enforce personal contracts since no-fault divorce anyway.

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patriotexpat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marriage, literally, is nothing but signing a marriage register document

As someone who went to law school, I agree. This is technically correct when it comes to the state.

As a Catholic, I disagree.

We're both Catholics and we care more about the ceremony at the church than we do about the legalities.

Now, the party is a different deal... we have to discuss wether we'll spend money on a party or on a down payment for a house.

I'm gonna push for house... let's see what happens.

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ks212 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now, the party is a different deal... we have to discuss wether we'll spend money on a party or on a down payment for a house.

Yeah this is the bit that's totally optional.

The actual ceremony? It can be a 'direct family only' thing, doesn't need to be some $20k party.

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socrates2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The celebration is important, having a child after also unifies the clans. You announce yourself in your community. You fuck around you embarrass everyone connected to you and your own reputation. Dont need to spend bucks but you stand up there and profess your commitment.

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ks212 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, just sayin that as far as absolute ass technicalities go, 'marriage' is the signing of a bit of paper you can't even wipe your ass with. Everything else is 'extra'.

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socrates2 3 points ago +4 / -1

Marriage paper, that paper should terrify any man with assets. My Doc friend is on his second marriage and he spent Thanksgiving alone in literal dump that another friend is letting him borrow.

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've always thought you could just take 15 minutes at the end of a regular service to do this. No special service is needed. It's just like an alter call to present yourselves before the church. Peer pressure has turned the sacred into something carnal.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not about the government issued contract. Stop sucking the states dick.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m at the marrying age and everyone is doing this because of COVID. At first I thought it would suck, but now I think it is how all weddings should be done.

You have a small ceremony with just your best friends and immediate family. No party. Just the ceremony and a nice dinner afterward. Then a year later you can have a party with your extended family and friends.

Everyone that is doing it talks about how glad they are that they had a small ceremony first and weren’t spending the whole day nervous about entertaining 100+ people.

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prayinpede 10 points ago +11 / -1

Go in there with apollo creed style shorts carrying an American flag playing "Living in America"

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UpTrump 20 points ago +22 / -2

7 cucks on .win I guess

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JusticeforNatalie 12 points ago +14 / -2

Making strong American babies should be at the top of every true American's to do list. If you don't have children yourself, make other people's children stronger Americans.

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suburbanma4trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

2 patriots thus far. Many more to come if all goes to plan...

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BasedRedPillZeus 13 points ago +14 / -1

My girlfriend: “please don’t bring up politics at my parents place during thanksgiving

Me, after my 3rd beer

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EnemiesDestroyed 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re invited to my table

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

Normal conversation. Icebreaker :)

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Sand313man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks wat he’d like 10 more times. It’s so cool.

I love how he stutters about going to hell.. and then he is like fuckit! I’m comi be for you! Doesn’t matter - I will walk through the darkest places and dine in hell tonight.

Spartan overload.

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Medtex1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Feels good man!!!! That ain't no shit.

My uncles getting a Regan "I smell hippies" shirt... Some whiskey I think I'm giving the father in law the Trump Rocky Balboa flag.

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ks212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bring a boom box too and blare AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! as you walk in.

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patriotexpat 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahaha

They're Polish.

They love America, and they're all super based, but they're Polish. By Polish I mean actual Polish from Poland, not descendants of Polish immigrants in America.

From what she's told me so far, his favourite president of all time is Ronald Reagan, and I can't fault him in the slightest for it. Remember Poland is free because Reagan took on the Soviets and forced the collapse of communism.

I have a few days over Christmas to convince him that GEOTUS is the greatest. Although I wouldn't mind losing that argument either... it's a beautiful argument to have.

Man, you have no idea how based this family is... I'm invited to the shooting range with them after Christmas hahahaha

Girl has been trash talking for weeks about how she can shoot better than me.

I can't believe I got this lucky.

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ks212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky bastard, I mean that, seriously! Also glad for ya. If you ever fuck the relationship up, shoot yourself.. you're never getting this lucky again.

Oh and she sez she can shoot better than you? Well on the night you're going to 'polish' her off, whip it out, do a single pump, make the lock and load sound and go 'challenge accepted' :P

PS: If she's squirter tho, sorry, take the L like a man.

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Pandachris01 145 points ago +147 / -2

I literally broke up with my ex over her thoughts on communism. New age "Liberalism" is a disease

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uzi5v2 102 points ago +103 / -1

You dodged a bullet there, comrade.

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MAGASpaceCat 62 points ago +63 / -1

Indeed. Such a woman can ruin your life and I have seen it happen.

Get a nice conservative girl and treat her like a princess. Then you will have a very happy life.

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MAGA9428 40 points ago +41 / -1

Yeah a big reason why I won't date a Democrat woman is because I don't trust them. I feel like dating a Democrat woman is just asking to be cheated on, divorced, or betrayed somehow. Most Liberal women don't think twice about fucking over the man they were supposed to love and cherish.

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Jebs_guac_recipe 4 points ago +5 / -1

Victimhood mentality makes it justifiable in one's own mind to screw someone else over. How can you victimize someone else if you yourself are the true oppressed victim?

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen brother.

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SJWsHateUs 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is also why they have zero qualms about committing massive election fraud. There doesn’t need to be some vast conspiracy if they’re degenerates whose commie ends always justify the means.

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TheMediaLies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those aren’t available in Canadian. I have slightly woke, or devout communist. All depends on whether she went off to spend $100k on university or not

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AussieTrumpFan 19 points ago +20 / -1

You dodged a comrade there, patriot.

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UpTrump 16 points ago +18 / -2

How often do you find girls that aren't turned off by you saying you're a conservative? I've yet to meet a MAGA woman

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RandallSavage 9 points ago +10 / -1

What state are you in?

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UpTrump 17 points ago +18 / -1

Bay area CA...

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RandallSavage 12 points ago +13 / -1

Good luck brother!

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socrates2 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are out there. You gotta get in the right circles. Also you can turn em. Bay Area natives especially ones that stayed in the area didnt go to grad school on some liberal campus for their young adult lives and graduate to a bubble liberal company can be very anti sjw..

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LordRaymondx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof I feel you.

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Onedude123 7 points ago +8 / -1

Haven’t found a conservative women . Found one I could say Obama was trash to and she not get mad but she’s after the baller types that stunt. Even in the church they harbor feminist traits and support SJW talking points. I can’t move cuz responsibilities.

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ChicomUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

that will soon fester and grow into resentment, pull the plug fren

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Onedude123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah, I wasnt fully clear I did not pursue haha.

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean the can't move excuse

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Onedude123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reason for that is I’m raising my sisters babies theyre foster kids ,tricky story. I’m putting money aside though for some land in the future.

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socrates2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cant you just date in Northern Cali, heard its really red outside Bay Area.

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Onedude123 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ever done dating sites ? My friend has one with no area restriction all he gets Is trump haters.

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Onedude123 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a lil over an hr drive to get out the blue but haven’t tried I don’t know those areas . It Would help if I knew folk out there to be around or introduced to more potential. Maybe if this forum after things cooled down 2nd term could help with gatherings of pedes .

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calipede here

Problem you're having is thinking you need to find a woman that's already everything you want. Your job as a man is to create what you want, in this life out of all things. Once you know what you want what you need to look for in a woman is one who is feminine. It doesn't matter literally anything else, if she has femininity then she is looking towards masculine leadership and guidance. Through this, you impose upon her what it is you desire in a woman and she will become these things. To men who have achieved this it's as natural as breathing but it seems like utter magic to men who've never done it before.

A lot of women will naturally be buying into media propaganda and thinking in a herd mentality, which tends to have them drift further and further left. If your woman is trainable she will become conservative. If she isn't then you shouldn't waste your time because politics will be the least of your concerns. What happens when she wants to go on a trip to a foreign country without you? Do you really think she's over there and the only thing she's doing is taking pictures for her instagram?

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Onedude123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah I agree with you know exactly what youre speaking on .I was trying to say if youre looking for conservative the majority are the other way. My hiccup in the last few Ive spoken to is that I am raising my sisters kids. I wasnt able to be as flexible with time or give as much time that they wanted or i had to cancel because i couldnt get the help i needed to be free. Ive experienced most often that women dont care how many kids the man has as long as the kids arent around. But men will be with a women with kids be around the kids or even play dad.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

ah yeah that complicates things. you're a single father but not actually a dad in the sense that those aren't your children but they're still your family. like you said, women can be weird when it comes to this kind of thing.

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Marshall 5 points ago +6 / -1

ps If you say it doesn't matter, then I will take you at your word. Don't say it if you don't mean it. If you set traps for me I will fail. So don't set traps.

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krzyzowiec 4 points ago +5 / -1

Then I say my ex said she thought my worst trait was that I never came home from work with flowers or chocolates.

😂

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +1 / -0

You monster!!

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Judesama 10 points ago +12 / -2

I was one of those... boarders are evil... blah blah blah... spirit science and all that. THEN GAMERGATE HAPPENED. Thats when I started actually listening to the right being they were the only ones sticking up for us button pushers who just wanna kill monsters in a fantasy world.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 1 point ago +2 / -1

Me too!

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 10 points ago +11 / -1

Good choice. Get a bunch of plates and only promote one to LTR after at least a year of dating. Make them earn it, you get one life you want it with the best.

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Marshall 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are lucky to have found out.

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UpTrump 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah you know Ann Arbor is pretty bad, lol

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suburbanma4trump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Married a based pede and it’s the best thing you ladies could do...

Best partner and an absolute ROCKSTAR father.

I consider myself very lucky.

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean conservative values and traits in men lead to being good providers and fathers and all around better looking men? Who woulda thunk it. Haha just kidding its so nice my wife and I are on the same page.

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Thecloudsurfer91 6 points ago +8 / -2

Thank you, for confirming what I have always hoped was true. I have avoided liberal women like the plague, but need a place to meet good MAGA women!

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FormerGraveheart 10 points ago +12 / -2

No, it would be a total sausage festival.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +11 / -1

Most dating sites have a ratio > 100:1

Would MAGA be any different?

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Judesama 6 points ago +8 / -2

You know the honeys on that one are going to be GORGIOUS!!

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DongSquad420 36 points ago +37 / -1

"Oh politics doesnt affect our relationship much" -probably all of them.

I'm sure the sex is great till she pops out a kid (if she doesnt abort it) and then raises the kid as a woke feminist with no work ethic.

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TheMediaLies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you must’ve spent a lot of time in Canada... you literally described my buddies girlfriend. She shamelessly hits on us whenever we go over there. Being indifferent to her and even treating her poorly, only makes it worse... like it’s a game to her

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +5 / -2

Unless you choose to get snipped and not have kids, then that won’t even be an issue 😂.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still get the STDs though.

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DiscoverAFire 23 points ago +24 / -1

Where you at? Here in the NE all the conservagirls in their 30s have all been wifed already :'(

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Pede3 10 points ago +11 / -1

Once you are too far above 30, you are in the bitter divorcee who got cleaned out by the last wife and became MGTOW. Another woman's kids are also in the picture most likely, too. It's not easy for either.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro. Most of those girls were liberals unless they have based parents.

You can quickly teach a young woman to be based and then she may be worthy of marriage.

You can also convert a liberal to be based but I would prefer getting a woman who didn't know much about politics to be based than convert a former rabid communist.

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Systemdotoutdotprint 21 points ago +22 / -1

Because all the conservative girls are taken and when you are stuck in a liberal hellhole and in your early 20s like me 90% of girls my age are liberal. It’s try to work something out with one of them or become a priest...

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UpTrump 19 points ago +20 / -1

As long as you don't find a communist you're probably fine. Liberal women can change when you instill some common sense, again, if they're not too radical

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Kekinit 16 points ago +17 / -1

Agreed, my wife was never very political and always kinda fell on the liberal side. In the course of the past 3 years though, she became fully redpilled and jumped on the MAGA train. Oh and she fucking can’t stand Obama after having voted for him.

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M_A_G_A_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife now feels embarrassed to remember that she voted for Hilary.

Amazing what women become when they fully embrace their nature. She used to spout all the liberal talking points despite considering herself "non-partisan". Now, I believe she can command a MAGA army while running a red-pill factory.

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Chiefboss91 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yup. Where are the based women in Northern CA. 209

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chlofefe 0 points ago +1 / -1

209?

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 2 points ago +3 / -1

Area code near Vallejo CA

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Chiefboss91 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's the area code San Joaquin county

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chlofefe 0 points ago +1 / -1

oh ok. 707 here

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Chiefboss91 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should MAGA sometime.

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Kholland65 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I can tolerate moderate or non political. I just can’t do full blown lefty.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

The Priesthood isn't so bad

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Systemdotoutdotprint 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s what I’m thinking... can be a father of a different kind. Not to mention the Catholic Church is in desperate need of some real men becoming priests. I know this one catholic priest who is an avid 2A supporter, shoots and workouts all the time and carries while he preaches. Total boss

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White 7 points ago +9 / -2

Hey :)

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The_Big_Guy 63 points ago +64 / -1

Where do you even begin? There's just too much.

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kastmaster2000 37 points ago +38 / -1

Agreed. The subtle approach is best!

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Along with the practical demonstration with the girlfriend at the dinner table. Just be sure to avoid the actual corn on the cob.

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TakinDownTheCCP 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m ready!

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Thep1mp 25 points ago +26 / -1

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!!!!!! Pretty good starting point

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 7 points ago +8 / -1

INFOWARS.COM

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 11 points ago +13 / -2

Helicopter rides usually is a broad enough topic that allows for multiple facets of conversation.

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AussieTrumpFan 11 points ago +12 / -1

"Did you know that Augusto Pinochet was better at flying than JFK Jr?"

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Canadean 1 point ago +2 / -1

oh fuk 😂

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waggin_the_dog 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'm disappointed nobody brought up how they're turning the freaking frogs gay. That should be easy for a lefty to swallow.

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CrushAlot 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Someone get a map or a globe, post Cold War. I will need some markers, construction paper, a bible, 2 hours, a six pack of Yuengling. Lastly, if anyone interrupts me with information supplied by Madcow or anyone from MSM I will eject them out of the closest window. *inhales deeply.....there I was; shit posting in the depths of the inter webs when someone typed “the crazy bastard is doing it, he’s running for President ....””

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CarcharadonMagalodon 62 points ago +63 / -1

Was so relieved when I learned my girlfriend’s dad was just as conservative/ common sense as me. ( now wife so yeah)

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Spook44 16 points ago +17 / -1

Common sense is all it takes to be conservative.

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ChicomUberAlles 5 points ago +5 / -0

it is just common sense

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OKan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Likewise.

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +5 / -1

You married your girlfriend's Dad? Are you sure you're not a secret lefty?

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CarcharadonMagalodon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ha maybe my grammar was off a bit. But If I was gonna get weird with marriages I would def go all the way and marry my brother and wrap a burka on my head and run a cash for ballots scheme

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MakeAmericaLegendary 56 points ago +57 / -1

“Does the number one thousand, seven hundred seventy six hold any significance to you?”

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Roy_Donk 21 points ago +22 / -1

I heard that it will commence again?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +8 / -1

It shall!

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AussieTrumpFan 8 points ago +9 / -1

I would shake the hand of a lefty and gladly be their fren if they came back with:

"About the same as 1812 should."

The correct response to that should be:

"Ahh, the last time the DC swamp was properly purged."

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ProtectFreedom 0 points ago +1 / -1

It'll rise again!

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aussie_maga 33 points ago +35 / -2

"I ABSOLUTELY HATE TRUMP BUT I THINK THIS ELECTION IS FULL OF FRAUD, I DONT THINK IT IS RIGHT."

Then proceed to redpill them with evidences while still insisting you hate Trump.

😁

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Spook44 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hahahahaha. I love it.

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donjongun 0 points ago +1 / -1

THIS IS THE WAY!!!!!!!

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superp321 32 points ago +33 / -1

So.... Heres the deal!

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Harper42190 29 points ago +30 / -1

Just had to light up my girlfriend's family.... He's got a PhD in statistics... As do I... Yet he told me there was no fraud, well if there was it wasn't much, and not enough to change the outcome. Well... It didn't end well.

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well, he should know there are always outliers, and we should ignore them.

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

That sounds amazing. My father in law also a great guy but dam is he brainwashed and he should totally know better with his business background and education.

Also maybe this will help if you want to engage with himhttps://thedonald.win/p/11QSCHrbyq/pennsylvaniain-just-six-coun/c/

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Harper42190 2 points ago +2 / -0

He told me Trump has had 39 lawsuits thrown out... No winning with the left.

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were all pre programmed with that statement I got that one also from a in law . Its like they think their own reputation or credibility is whats being voted on. Like especially as a numbers guy how could someone like Biden and Kamala (first out at the Primary) do so well relative to previous norms.

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RogueLeaderX 22 points ago +23 / -1

Tell them you'll devour them, just like Alex Jones.

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Pandachris01 18 points ago +19 / -1

"I'll eat my neighbors ass" funniest shit I've heard all week

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Susan40 9 points ago +10 / -1

Link to the video - I can't stop watching it. So freaking funny!!! I also have the special joy of living in Alex Jones' neighborhood lol.

https://youtu.be/ekNP_7UwlHc

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pepezilla2000 1 point ago +2 / -1

Highly underrated comment

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this

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Ch138 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mine are all shit eating libs. Sister in law was trying to tell me something about highway construction being environmental racism.

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AussieTrumpFan 16 points ago +16 / -0

As a professional shit-stirrer, I'd be fighting hard not to encourage her further:

"Yes, yes. You do know the whole reason the interstate exists is to allow rapid depoloyment of the military, right? That's why even Hawaii has an interstate even though it doesn't go Inter-State. I wonder what Trump could be planning to use the Interstate for in January."

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or no interstate=no truckers=no food or shiny new iPhone in stores

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have won the internet.

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Need4Pede 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just say "I believe in America and the Constitution". Then wait for the response. If they are not reasonable people you must ask yourself "What am I doing here and do I want to be here."

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Pirate_Lafitte 18 points ago +18 / -0

That literally just happened to me. My mother-in-law asked me what I thought about biden, and I told her. Then she brought up russiagate as if it was legitimate and my wife came in and broke it up before it really got ugly

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Spook44 11 points ago +11 / -0

No quarter. Once that Russia bs is brought up you go for the kill. Tell your wife to get the hell out of the room cause youre about to add her mother to your destruction list. Then unload with every fact you have.

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0

If its a first meet be respectful. refer them to a documentary about it made from our viewpoint. Then move on talk about a hobby.

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Seruna_Kanus 15 points ago +15 / -0

chuckles pulled up to the place where my GF's family was hosting Thanksgiving, one of the vehicles had a KAG sticker on the back. I didn't know who cause I wasn't gonna go about asking. Course, I've a feeling most of the people there were based in some way.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

*Goes on a 15 minute rant about how Pinochet did nothing wrong, and how McCarthy was right and needs statues built in his honor in DC.

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MsAnthropic 8 points ago +8 / -0

McCarthy was totally right. I used to only know the Hollywood mythology about how the commies were persecuted, I didn’t read Witness by Whittaker Chambers until last year. McCarthy was 100% right, commies were (and are) everywhere.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Russia may have lost, but the commies didn't lose the cold war. It never ended.

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socrates2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alger Hiss and all that.

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Classicalliberal 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just come out and say em. Find out how pro America they are before you put a ring on her

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chieflemons 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'd hands down just tell them straight up, "well I proudly voted for Trump so you know I love my country"

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Marshall 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm a smart fellow that hates being lied to so I support TRUMP and loath MSM propaganda and Democrat Pedophiles.

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panthicc 13 points ago +13 / -0

Today I am especially thankful that my family and my boyfriend's family are all based.

Shitting on Newsom with the whole family while defying his orders is my new favorite Thanksgiving tradition. ❤

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chlofefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok I'm pretty sure everyone hates Newsom, even libs...but yes that does sound nice

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LookFatty 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

Does "turn the friggin frogs gay" ring any bells for you honey??

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AussieTrumpFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excuse me while I bring out this whiteboard. Do you all need pen and paper or are you going to be able to follow without notes?

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daty_dato 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why would they need to ask. I assume you where decked out in Trump gear.

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AussieTrumpFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just the flag. And a smile.

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Dr0neRec0very 12 points ago +14 / -2

Just text them this: https://youtu.be/OUEeAzl9Weo You're then free to go have a beer or whatever.

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EvanWithDaSpice 12 points ago +12 / -0

I saw a twitter post at 06:00 this morning that said "I've woke up an hour early and sat in the dark thinking of all the right wing shit I'm going to carpet bomb dinner today" and I have to say that may be the funniest shit I have read in a while.

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, I would have started at the kids table, but they're already ahead of the program - thanks to my brood.

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1776er 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I'm kind of retarded"

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MAGA9428 11 points ago +11 / -0

If my girlfriend isn’t a Republican or potential Republican I can’t see myself wanting to date her.

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libsluvthekoolaid 10 points ago +12 / -2

I've found that explaining how mandated facial coverings are terrorism and just a way to manufacture consent for our eventual forced vaccinations usually makes it so nobody wants to talk about politics around me, or anything for that matter.

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep it up, when you find the other guy in the room its the best. Thats me at parties and you know what and the ones that dont agree...they request me at parties because they love it if you can keep it happy and light

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Bundleshee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oof this happened to me once when I met my ex's mom. She asked me if I wanted a pussy knit hat and if I knew anyone who voted for trump so I could " point her in their direction".

Thank god I didnt end up in that family * shivers*

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isn't it the worst when they assume you're a soy cuck?

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Bundleshee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah.... again glad I dodged that bullet.

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AussieTrumpFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Mmm, that is a nice hat. Did you model it yourself? I find it's a bit loose on my head and seems a bit worn around the edges. Oh, on an unrelated matter, did you want any lunch from Arbeee's?"

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socrates2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you keep up with the ex? If she found someone that was Soy like the mom wanted or is she a cat lady now?

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Bundleshee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell no almost had to get a restraining order against him ( it's a long story) . Dude was nuts. Motherfucker curled up in a ball and cried with a copy of the communist manifesto when clinton lost. Last I heard from a friend of mine hes in some weed farm in cali with a girl he followed to alaska and then to cali.

P.s. I'm a chick for clarification xD

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha so great to find so many conservative women on here. I am from NYC and the shit these liberal guys get away with is so messed up. Too many learn late and some learn never how useless so many of these liberal guys are.

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Bundleshee 2 points ago +2 / -0

:D

I'm from ct so I know what you mean haha. I swear .... So glad I left the north east.

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HolographicTacoSalad 9 points ago +9 / -0

GF's mom: So, do you live in a nice neighborhood?

Me: I'M STARTING TO THINK ABOUT EATING MY NEIGHBORS.

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MsAnthropic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like CORN ON THE COB

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NegansTiger [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m ready!

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Ichuta 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is how my girlfriend became my wife. Don’t silence yourself if you want live in happiness.

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Spook44 9 points ago +9 / -0

My Biden voting mother dared to ask everyone what they thought of Trump fighting results and my brother calmly stated several factual points and ended with "Now imagine if this was done to Biden?" The entire table got quiet.

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dontbanus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only one person at my thanksgiving table who doesn’t believe the fraud.

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NegansTiger [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Turkey?

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publ1us 8 points ago +8 / -0

About to start thanksgiving II with my girlfriend’s lefty fam. Wish me luck. Lol

Time for another beer

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where do you get your news? If they say MSM shills, then politely tell them you choose not to discuss the subject because it would lead to an argument on a day we should all be thankful.

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Thegreatestrecovery 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal and are endowed by the Creator with certain inalienable rights, among these rights are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, that governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers form the consent of the governed and that this consent may be withdrawn. That obviously governments are neither created by God nor create the citizenry to which the government is beholden to. That any government that seeks to disarm it's citizenry rather than enforce existing laws without favor or fear is not doing so for the benefit of the citizenry but out of fear of consequence of the actions that they are contemplating. That if and when the actions of the government becomes so politicized that one side can commit treason and other infamous crimes without fear of even a fair examination of the facts, while the other side is constantly harassed and charged with imaginary crimes and evidence of their innocence is destroyed, hidden or lost, that government is no longer functioning in it's appropriate role and must be reformed and restored to it's appropriate bounds."

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kastmaster2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Drizzled the gravy and cranberry sauce over me cock..."Gobble Gobble bitches!!! Wuhan virus was planned to create a smokescreen for the Dems to cheat thru mail in ballots! Hope you like Taco Bell the way I like my courts....Supreme!"

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ColeFrmStateFarm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Walked into my inlaws today and they were having a zoom meeting with the grandparents who live 5 min up the road because its too dangerous to have turkey together... it was all I could do to keep my eyes from rolling into the back of my head.

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waynetrain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liberty or death.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

While this is the sad reality for many, it is also just wrong. Everything about the highest law of the land forbids this kind of nonsense.

I see no peaceful resolution.

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FeverBurn 5 points ago +5 / -0

This man is a true one.

He has been put through hell along w/GEOTUS & never backed down.

After this is all over, Alex & James O'Keefe deserve some goddamn medals

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ryanking 5 points ago +5 / -0

1776 Motherfucker!

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MAGAyar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank god my gf’s family is all based.

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RustyShacklefordsMom 4 points ago +4 / -0

MFW when my lib SIL starts calling shit racist

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