No indoor social gatherings in any setting. Outdoor gatherings max of 10. Wedding and funeral services max of 10. No festivals or events. Grades 7-12 at home learning nov 11 - Jan 11. Grade 6 at home learning until Jan 11. Working form home should be considered. Places of worship at 1/3 normal atttendance with mandatory masks. Restricted access to some businesses starting nov 27. Up to $1,000 fine or prosecution up to $100,000. And they fucking expect us to download and use the alberta together contact tracing app.....
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Lot of crap to put up with for something with a 99.5% survival rate.
That’s if you’re a fat fuck. It’s like 99.9
"bUt dO yOu HavE aNy iDeA hOw maNY pEoPle .1% oF tHe USa Is?!?!?!?"
That's called communism.
China Man shall enforce.
Stop voting for Commies.
Doesn't matter when all the votes are fraudulent. The fraud that is now so evident has been going on for decades in every country.
Ontario here
I got one earlier today too. Didnt say anything about restrictions (currently under full lockdown anyway) but it did make my teeth itch
Stay strong in the prairies. The drama teacher is going to give all of us detention
I didn't get anything on my phone. It's an old degoogled phone though. Is this for all of Ontario or just GTA?
All of ontario
It was a test of the Ontario emergency alert or some such
"In the event of an emergency you would be given instructions blah blah blah"
WELCOME TO CHINADA
I'm in Texas. We're not ALL getting into the same boat. But I know that there are plenty of big blue cities that are just as screwed as you are describing.
As a Texan, I can say that I'm a big fan of the Canadian landscape. I got to visit Vancouver back in April of 2008. BEAUTIFUL area. Hope to make it back again one day.
You're of course welcome in Texas any time. We're a VERY hospitable group down here.
Literally
Does anyone else find these a lot like net sends?
Got some freedom for you down in Montana.
If Patriots received that shit over their phones, they would be protesting right outside the mansion of the one responsible for that tweet. Unconstitutional mandates are not upheld as real laws here, and should never be here in the states. I will fight these unlawful mandates for as long as they keep trying to restrict us. Back in early 1900's or even late 1800's, people everywhere all over the USA would be out protesting and fighting for their rights amd freedom by now. Im not talking protests or maga marches here and there, im talking EVERYONE that is a citizen and knows the constitution would be out in the streets by now, BLM and Antifa would have no idea what to do if that happened right now,
Well if it's anything like America, you can riot and burn shit down. No chance of covid that way.
Wow, they're taking this sinus infection extremely seriously!
DO NOT COMPLY
Do not comply.
The game only ends when you stop playing.
We annex you in January Canapede. Welcome to the USA.
Just DO NOT Dump yer black water tank in the storm sewer :D
You the same!
I'm thinking in Canuckistan I have the right to die... Can I request to die from HCQ? Will it be covered or will I (not) die owing money?
"A physician or nurse practitioner can give or prescribe to a patient a substance that they can self-administer to cause their own death."
These politicians should be shot. You cucks need to rise up. If everyone’s fucking them up no one can be caught..... hah.... if they tried this shit in America it would be chaos in the streets.
They wouldn’t get away with this shit in the south