Kid walks in the door. Politely introduces himself. He went to shake my Dad's hand and my cousin says, "No. What did we say in the car? No touching." My Dad started to laugh and grabbed the kid and gave him a hug. The kid turns to my cousin and says, "You're so annoying."

Kid has officially replaced my cousin, made official by my mother, "Yeah. He's got better manners than you. From now on, the kid has a spot at the dinner table but you [cousin] have to ask to come."