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posted ago by kekdream ago by kekdream +2379 / -1

Kid walks in the door. Politely introduces himself. He went to shake my Dad's hand and my cousin says, "No. What did we say in the car? No touching." My Dad started to laugh and grabbed the kid and gave him a hug. The kid turns to my cousin and says, "You're so annoying."

Kid has officially replaced my cousin, made official by my mother, "Yeah. He's got better manners than you. From now on, the kid has a spot at the dinner table but you [cousin] have to ask to come."

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Pedeville 6 points ago +7 / -1

You're not a cuck if you're someones step dad wtf is wrong with u guys

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doug2 0 points ago +2 / -2

Ehhhh

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Pedeville 1 point ago +2 / -1

You know the word cuckold comes from a bird that lays its eggs within other birds' nest, and then the other birds will take care of their kid while thinking its theirs??

Starting a relationship with a woman who has a kid and help raise that kid is not cuckoldry, and no, I'm not a step-dad myself. You guys taking this shit way too far lmao

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myredmagahat 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Brown-headed Cowbird!