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posted ago by Hilliarysdustymuff ago by Hilliarysdustymuff +24 / -0

Howdy yall, cannapede here. I refuse, I fucking refuse to hand off the next several decade's to cunts who lie and cheat and steal. I may be canadian, but I understand the world, our entire fucking planet, revolves around America. I'm okay with that. You glorious fuckers are a bastion of freedom, I pray I can be one of you someday.

However, if Bidens ultra illegitimate election comes to pass, whats next? My country is already lost. Prime minister blackface eyebrow has already, and will continue to sell us to China.I need you guys to keep fighting. Hell, if it comes to it, Ill go straight up winter coyote and sneak over the Northern border to fight with you.

Please my dearest Yankee friends, don't stop fighting. It really looks like the tree of liberty is begging for a drink. Water it.

Love you all. Happy Thanksgiving.

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FreedomKeks 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the answer

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Hilliarysdustymuff [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

His rightful landslide. Happy thanksgiving hot trump chick.

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trevortheshone 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's next is a whole bunch of whack-job liberal hollywood elites are going to be moving in next to you after their degenerating degenerate candidate looses the election.

So the worst possible outcome, is sadly for Canada.

But cheer up, a rising tide raises all boats as they say, so as America enjoys a booming economy in the future, the winning will almost certainly rub off on our friends to the north. (Small compensation for your new migrants I know)

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Hilliarysdustymuff [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh, I can already smell Lena Dunhams unwashed sniz. Whoops nevermind, I just accidently took a shit on a piece of fish someone put on their radiator for a week.

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Hilliarysdustymuff [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree friendopede. Its time for a great reset. But OUR reset. Trees lookin mighty thirsty..

Happy thanksgiving to you and yours.

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BOBON0101 4 points ago +4 / -0

What if the sun doesn't rise in the morning , what if an asteroid hit the earth tomorrow , what if Somalia obtained nuclear capabilities etc. are some of the questions that need answers, before any questions about Joe Biden becoming the president . 😜

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Hilliarysdustymuff [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuckin lol.

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Salty_Canuck_trumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm fucking with ya. Northern Ontario native here. Roxam road is only 6 hours from here. Gimme the word but don't forget about us brethren

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befehlistbefehl 3 points ago +3 / -0

It will literally be fight or die for us if that happens. Hopefully enough of us choose to fight, cause way too many won't ever fight back.