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Lurkers4Trump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Question: if enough of us pedes move to the newly purchased Greenland and name a town Kekistan, can they stop us from naming it that?

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themedallion [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

We rename Greenland to Kekistan. Capital city would be Covfefe City 🥩

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E-dantes 24 points ago +24 / -0

How much an acre? I only intend to need 5 to start out.

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themedallion [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Every pede gets 100 acres, seed, and an AR-15

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E-dantes 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fuckin A! Im in, wheres the boat!!

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InarosPrime 13 points ago +13 / -0

We go by train! With no brakes!

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2SmoothGQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make that an M-16 and I’ll be there in a heartbeat (I’d be there anyway who am I kidding)

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm listening...

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SicsempertyrannisTX 21 points ago +21 / -0

had the exact same thought in the shower this mornin lol

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was just thinking this after Thanksgiving dinner. I thought, why don’t we all just relocate to Greenland and build our own beautiful place with capitalism and hard work. We could be like the pilgrims.

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Verrerogo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Do you think we can afford it after buying Canada? Canada is important too. I do want both. Thoughts? Maybe we can rent Greenland out, just to cover expenses?

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wartooth6 20 points ago +20 / -0

We need Greenland first. We'll use Greenland to cover Canada's eastern flank, with Alaska covering the west. Canada will be surrounded with nowhere to run

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Verrerogo 9 points ago +9 / -0

OK.

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TheSwiftPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trudeau hates Canadian vets and loves Muslims. You can here the utter contempt every time he mentions them

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SlugsRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

We so need to setup constitutional conventions and have each province vote on a constitution. All we have is a constitutional Act that is made by and voted on by politicians. It is all a lie up here. We are equipment in a machine hall, nothing more. Would not take much to capture Canada at all. Most vets will help myself included.

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh fren. Sounds like your military is going though what we did during the Obama years. Think Alberta will break away or join the States?

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Haun_Solo0211 5 points ago +5 / -0

We won’t need to rent it. We can invade Mexico, fix it up and flip it to Peru. They’re cash rich but we all know they won’t pay the bill long term so we’ll just relinquish it back for nothing. Win win. -Ron White

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BillDStrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

We'll take HK as well. With all the loot we get from that, we can afford lots of places. All of China's overseas profit goes through HK.

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Steven4385 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it for sale? How much do they want?

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iVote2 13 points ago +13 / -0

We could crowd fund it.

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Steven4385 10 points ago +10 / -0

Offer: $730,000,000 that's $10 each. Send your $10 to me.

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innominata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the deep state

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Ridiculousbullschitt 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like you.

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themedallion [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

🍗 Have a Turkey Leg, Friend!

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CovfefeNegro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Uncle Sam used to threaten me with Thule, I ain't going to Greenland, thas cold shiite.

https://kekpe.pe/i/5fc05cb25f9f5.jpg

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DragonEnergyDick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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Logan051361 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah bug it's cold. It should be a warm welcoming atmosphere

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Trumpeteer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let’s buy California and kick all the commies out

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Logan051361 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly

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CuckS1ayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds good. I bet california could sustain itself if run properly.

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rn10950 4 points ago +4 / -0

If California is run properly, it has the potential to be the crown-jewel of the world. They have plenty of good farmland, and will have much more if they are allowed to use the water they have. They have the potential for large industry, and if Hollywood and Silicon Valley would clean up their act and produce good non-political products, they already have some of the most viable industry in the modern age. There's plenty of potential for manufacturing, especially in the tech sector, if bs regulations would just go away. Geographically, they have SoCal where it is warm all year, and up north where it is a cooler climate. It's a crime what they have done to California's potential.

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CSI_Tulsa 1 point ago +1 / -0

"and will have much more if they are allowed to use the water they have"

I disagree. They have already over cultivated, that is why they run into water issues.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 4 points ago +4 / -0

It absolutely can. If we could invite the Newsom/Pelosi/Brown dynasties on a Minecraft adventure a lot of the problems other states laugh at would be fixed

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please! CaliLadyPede here insists!

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Libraritarian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it used to be all fertile farmland with a good climate for crops. If global warming was real, we could get in early. Too bad its not

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AlcoholicRetard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s just take it, who the fuck would stop us?

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kekistani_dan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Down payment saved.. check. Nation of origin in my TDW username... check.

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SikoraP13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, this might be a solid idea, similar to what happened with the 'Free State Project' in NH.

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guacbowl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahead of schedule and under budget.

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, awesome idea. I'm fucking down. Just give me the time and place.

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KakarikoKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orangeland

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love_and_peace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faster than you can say trunalimunumaprzure

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tholins 2 points ago +2 / -0

IDK, ask the Danes. They own it.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but it's a frozen shithole.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like that I just read the thread where this idea came up and then catch this thread on my refresh lol

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would by Dubai on Adderall and Bull Shark Testosterone!

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jackwerntz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pretty much don't care where it is. Please DM me if this ever works out. Really.

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CLF3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The population of greenland is like 56,000. Denmark ain't doing anything useful with it. We could just emigrate en-masse and vote ourselves free.

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andrewjackson45 0 points ago +2 / -2

Honestly we should go for a kekistan within our existing states first, couldn't we all agree to move to a state and just take it over? Change the flag to a kekistan flag, etc? Once we have that going we can look at foreign expansion.