People have to tell me shit like that before I go around kids cause I'll tell them to stop being gay playing with dolls and that their parents do it an to hide it in their room bet it dont move
Well of course he won’t move...the whole point of the book that comes with it is to tell the kids that he will lose his magic if they touch him.
I wish I would have never bought that thing but that ship has sailed so now we just deal with it until the youngest grows out of it. I will likely have hidden it over 350 times by then...
Side note; we accidentally bought a black one and my wife drew the short straw and had to do the return/exchange. There were two customer service reps working and she was doing everything she could to avoid the black one. Unfortunately, that didn’t work out for her. The conversation went something like this:
“Hi, how can I help you?”
“Hi, I just want to exchange this elf”
“I’m sorry to hear that. Was there something wrong with it?”
“Nope, we just grabbed the wrong one”
“Oh, did you mean to get a girl?”
“Umm...no”
“Then may I ask why you are excha...oh”
No further words were spoken. She says that the next 30 seconds it took to process the exchange were the most awkward of her life.
That’s it. I’m going to get one of those and shoot it with my bow and arrow. ASAP.
Thanks, Towelie! That's good shit!
People still do that shits gay as hell
Its worse than ever!
People have to tell me shit like that before I go around kids cause I'll tell them to stop being gay playing with dolls and that their parents do it an to hide it in their room bet it dont move
Well of course he won’t move...the whole point of the book that comes with it is to tell the kids that he will lose his magic if they touch him.
I wish I would have never bought that thing but that ship has sailed so now we just deal with it until the youngest grows out of it. I will likely have hidden it over 350 times by then...
Side note; we accidentally bought a black one and my wife drew the short straw and had to do the return/exchange. There were two customer service reps working and she was doing everything she could to avoid the black one. Unfortunately, that didn’t work out for her. The conversation went something like this:
“Hi, how can I help you?” “Hi, I just want to exchange this elf” “I’m sorry to hear that. Was there something wrong with it?” “Nope, we just grabbed the wrong one” “Oh, did you mean to get a girl?” “Umm...no” “Then may I ask why you are excha...oh”
No further words were spoken. She says that the next 30 seconds it took to process the exchange were the most awkward of her life.