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Cirruspede 127 points ago +128 / -1

My favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Biden also shattered Barack Obama’s own popular vote totals, really calling into question whether it was not perhaps Biden who pulled Obama across the finish lines in 2008 and 2012.

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CaliPede24601 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yeah I heard a little air horn toot in my head after reading that sentence 😆

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anthemstander 35 points ago +36 / -1

This makes perfect sense to me. I was really voting for Biden back when I was a liberal, not the chance to have the first black president in US history.

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leo-bulero 25 points ago +25 / -0

I for one only supported Obama after Uncle Joe said he was "clean and articulate". There were millions of us, that's why Biden got...1% of the votes in the primary...

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Filo76 10 points ago +10 / -0

The 1% was rounded up too.

Back in 2008 everyone knew the Biden pick was to ensure no one would want Obama gone.

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Mr.T 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course you were. Because you're a racist.

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TrumpsBlingRing 18 points ago +18 / -0

I also loved:

Proving how sharp his political instincts are, the former VP managed to gather a record number of votes while consistently trailing President Trump in measures of voter enthusiasm. Biden was so savvy that he motivated voters unenthusiastic about his campaign to vote for him in record numbers.

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bigmikesballsack 7 points ago +7 / -0

So beautifully subtle and sarcastic.