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orange_kek_great 63 points ago +63 / -0

There's enough of us here to take Canada.

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lixa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pro tip: LA is surrounded on all land-based sides by RED. Would be easy to corner and flip. Mostly narrow shouldered vegans. Toughest force will be the gangs and they're probably neutral bec all they care about is making money. Please please come to CA. We have great farmland here.

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OhLollyLollyPop 9 points ago +9 / -0

True. We coukd frog march the leftists onto container ships and ship them to Portland, OR.

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lixa 5 points ago +5 / -0

to communist countries so yeah...

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Yunogood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer the Pinochet manouever myself, but I guess in the interests of efficiency...

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CrashXXL 10 points ago +11 / -1

Come to San Diego. Wouldn’t take much to flip it.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, yes, America's Hat.

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MyBodyIsReady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kind of hard of them to get away when all of their cars have square wheels.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair that's only like a high school gyms worth of people needed anyway.

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Canuck -6 points ago +1 / -7

You bought part of Canada from Russia and called it Alaska go chill there is cool

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orange_kek_great 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah. Think big picture. We take it ALL.

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MsAnthropic 40 points ago +40 / -0

GREENLAND!

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QuantumReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wed have to name it after Trump thought. Any suggestions?

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MsAnthropic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumpland seems appropriate.

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Old_ex_Commie 24 points ago +24 / -0

They're already trying that in New Hampshire. It's called the Free State Project. You can find them with a Web search. Good luck.

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NetherPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I heard about it years ago. This reminded me, but my memory failed me and I thought it was Maryland. Glad I try to verify stuff that has been in my head for a long time before posting. I couldn't find it, of course, so glad you posted it!

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ArchbishopofKekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dibs on leading the clergy!

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WinnerChickenDinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're biggest problem are the freeloaders from neighboring communist states who move there and say "I love how taxes are low...wait a minute, where are all the social programs we had before! We need more government!"

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NvCrone 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe it was new hampshire. I thought vermont.

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TwitterIsTrash 22 points ago +22 / -0

Oh can we please? Let me list the laws:

  1. No masks
  2. No social distancing
  3. Use of the word “covid” is banned
  4. No socialism
  5. All msm are banned from entering
  6. Our leaders are elected by paper ballots counted by hand and filmed on video.
  7. Anyone from the Obama admin will be arrested on sight.
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TommyLasordasBallBag 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mandatory open carry

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EvJohn 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about mandatory nothing.

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Itateeverybody 11 points ago +11 / -0

No one who ever worked for an alphabet agency either.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ruude. Can I come in if I think the NSA is absolutely awful to work for?

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Itateeverybody 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but you have to wear a patch that says "Prospect" on it, like in a biker gang until we have determined you're cool.

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WinnerChickenDinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you allowed to tell us why, or is that all classified?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a Europede I want to know about the immigration policy.

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Hoakster1 12 points ago +12 / -0

I call 'Dibs' on being the Canadian Ambassador!

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Jjones23 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come to IN. Solidly red, and can impact the entire Midwest causing red dominance for the next 50 years

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CrashXXL 1 point ago +2 / -1

I miss the Hip Hugger

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You_Aint_Black 10 points ago +10 / -0

Has the plot of Atlas Shrugged literally played out in my lifetime?

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's all move to Texas and secede.

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pants4sasquatch 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have their own power grid

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes we do. Plus underground water in the panhandle, coastal ports, 2 nuclear plants, natural gas and oil for eternity (your mileage may vary).

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jgardner 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's enough patriots to take back all of America.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a more self sufficient state. SD is, although politically great, mostly half frozen unproductive prairie.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana. One country. All you need.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we should just take it all.

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Anonimouse2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Solution:

Greenhouses

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Itateeverybody 6 points ago +6 / -0

First off, reduce it by 30 percent because fucking Doomers aren't allowed.

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AynRand 6 points ago +6 / -0

ND or SD, heck even NV is a good option

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AynRand 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds awesome ;)

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Arden 5 points ago +5 / -0

I vote Tennessee. Something about the caves.

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Technologically 5 points ago +5 / -0

https://www.fsp.org/ : relevant to your interests

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Limaro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Somewhere blue. We want to turn a state. And somewhere warm.

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TribeGuy97 3 points ago +3 / -0

New Mexico sounds easiest

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't have their own self-contained electric grid. Texas does.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chad Prather for President then?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Georgia?

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chopz 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the low population states like Montana, New Mexico, or the Dakotas

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Happyass84 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh, Idaho checking in... absolutely beautiful and only like 3-4 laws away from being a Kektopia.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Close all universities and the marxists will leave.

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

There seem to be a lot of us in CA. We need our own .win to organize! We have the best natural resources and a huge area... I think it'd be good to start here. Conquer CA please!

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas has everything you need to be a self-contained country. Simply frog march the leftists to the New Mexico state line and you are set. (Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Arkansas don't want them either, and might declare war on us.)

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since no Dems seem to pay attention to laws or the Constitution anymore, just declare Texas a non-participant in any Biden laws we don't like. Jam their asses up in court the way they did to Trump for 4 years.

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clbrto 3 points ago +3 / -0

how about the State of Jefferson? which is rural southern Oregon and rural NoCal

the weather's not extreme, good farming, lots of timber (the libs shut that down, but it's ready for harvest), plenty of conservative patriots, beautiful scenery, clean water, good fishing & hunting

plus, then I won't have to move

welcome pedes! cookie?

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Itsme622 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m in.

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BillDStrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some large states don't have many people, but lots of land.

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OK_Dude 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s called Oklahoma!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit I could sell my overpriced house here in CA and buy half of Nebraska.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can i be the mayor of pedeville?

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Wanderfar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a bad fallback plan if we don't get violent first The free State Project (libertarians( moved 25,000 to NH to try this. I like the plan tho. No masks, no shut downs be worth it to move.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mind blown

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LifeLibertyHappiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol you think too small, there are so many of us we control the whole country

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christosgnosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

when I go to Idaho I kind of feel like that's what it already is - at least in the places I frequent

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Fizzybeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Greenland still available?

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

GREENLAND LETS GO LMAOO

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Australopithecus this time

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sign me up! I'd move

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Droford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Delaware. All you gotta do is take over 1/3rd of the state (New Castle County). Only need about 500,000 people

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Huskereyez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit I just got a boner, literally and mentally :)

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Sabina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please come to NH.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I nominate Portland.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +2 / -1

Rhode island good for everyone?

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. Sorry.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too freaking cold.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texas panhandle? Or is that too arid.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 1 point ago +1 / -0

careful. thats how communism gets started.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thonk everyone is talking about a normal functioning government, not a collective commune.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

South Dakota wouldn't mind. Plus, we are a talented bunch.

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wing_str 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a large one 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

May as well think BIG(LY)

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NvCrone 0 points ago +1 / -1

As i recall the libertarians were planning that for Vermont. Had the numbers all worked out, only took 32,000 families or so. Been many years.

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NPC1228 0 points ago +1 / -1

And I shall be the leader of kekistan

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dibs on first pepe