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ClownWorldIsHere 65 points ago +65 / -0

and USPS on his chest each time...

things that make you go hmmmm

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KickingPugilist 20 points ago +21 / -1

Newman!

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MAGARondonmonson 16 points ago +16 / -0

They all take drugs, and everyone knew it.

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WinnerChickenDinner 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd support postal carriers doping if it meant the mail was delivered faster.

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean junk mail? I haven't got an actual letter in years.

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Jackhererer 13 points ago +13 / -0

He never failed a test. A former teammate got caught and ratted on him. Turns out the top 4 in all those years were also cheating.

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1in1024th 6 points ago +7 / -1

Iron deficiency is impossible these days

The irony is literally palpable