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posted ago by LadyV ago by LadyV +180 / -0

"Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic."

SOURCE: Jim Stone; freelance journalist: http://82.221.129.208/.uz0.html

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Kimball_Kinnison 25 points ago +25 / -0

This can't be right. I don't think there's ever been a parking lot anywhere with 60 Biden/Harris bumper stickers...!

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ks212 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not in a red state anyway. Now in a mentally ill state... I'd say NOT having a Biden sticker will get the car trashed.

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Kimball_Kinnison 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm in the SF bay area, and there was a distinct lack of Biden signs and stickers. There seemed to be even less enthusiasm than there was for Hillary in 2016. In 2008 and 2012, you couldn't go a block without seeing Obama swag.

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ks212 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup, and yet somehow Biden magically pulled in more votes than Trump... GEE... I believe there's a word for this starting with F...

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LadyV [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

And lit on fire, you know how they like their fire. It must make them feel as though they are really 'driving their point home', kind of like prehistoric peoples who dwelt in caves; using fire to appear threatening or dangerous.

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thekindlyman555 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Biden's car rallies didn't have 60 cars with Biden/Harris stickers.

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TrumpTrain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

There has, but it was sponsored by Jeep.

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TurdManJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

It still made some people haha so it's okay :)

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Triptrop702 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lucky for them the jobs will be saved because Trump ain’t going anywhere

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LadyV [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

True, but I like that CEO's methods. ;)

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Triptrop702 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I don’t like those methods at all. I love them!!!!

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BurnedExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know it's a copypasta, but this is a good stab at asshole employers that fire people for having conservative leanings. Their argument then was "but political persuasion isn't a protected class!!"

Well, right back at you, faggots!

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has such a case been brought to court? I figure association/political affiliation/belief discrimination would pretty much be slam dunks regarding politics.

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Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many versions of this. I’m sure they’re all legit though.

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ChilledCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This exact story was written during the Obama regime.

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LadyV [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see. Thanks for the heads-up. ;)

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Uncle_Remus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw this back when Obama got elected. It's old assed copypasta.

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LadyV [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never saw it before, but thanks for letting me know. The way it's written, it could be made to apply to just about anything, I thought it was amusing, so I posted.

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Uncle_Remus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's cool. We'll probably see it again in future elections.

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LadyV [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quite likely. :)

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Raritat 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a fantasy text written by a nutty journalist, who means well. Sorry.

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LadyV [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was told earlier it was a throwback from Obama days.