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Siteless_Vagrant 148 points ago +149 / -1

They ignored Barack's ears for 8 years...

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ProphetOfKek 127 points ago +127 / -0

They ignored Big Mike’s peepee for 8 years, too.

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unbeknownst 41 points ago +41 / -0

That thing is so massive it's nearly impossible to ignore, it just shows you how far the media is willing to go.

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Triptrop702 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s the elephant in the room

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DJ_NeckFace 11 points ago +11 / -0

YUUUGE

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America_Good_LA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hard to ignore a knot like she got..

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bigger flaccid than most upright.

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deadbugdale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Larry Sinclair (RIP) said Barry Benito Obama didn’t quite fit the stereotype of black men

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zedsdedforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly for myself, I knew it wasn’t a conspiracy when I realized I don’t measure up to big Mike’s black mamba.

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trunalymunumaprzure 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Ears Barry

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Worldtraveler0405 5 points ago +5 / -0

But not his "skin-color" and using it as reason to give him the Nobel Peace Price. XD

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x79q3pb 34 points ago +35 / -1

Straight out of the book. They fall for it Every. Single. Time.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 19 points ago +19 / -0

The walls are closing in! We really got him this time!!

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10dragonslutpheonix 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."

Ol reliable

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VeilOfReality 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't understand how none of the lefties have read this book.

Or maybe they're just too controlled by their feelings to put the teachings into practice

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CyberTrump2077 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re more into Marx and Alinsky.

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Numaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Launch them into space. Plenty of room for social distancing and breathing in the virus shouldn't be a problem.

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

under trump's 2nd term administration the members of the media will be fired

out of a cannon

into the sun

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're slime.

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Choomguy 50 points ago +50 / -0

Im willing to bet thats a historic desk. Probably eisenhowers? He has a farm there.

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fizzwizz 41 points ago +41 / -0

LOL. These people are children.

I mean, our education system and society has been emotionally retarding people for some time. Going to be a messy time waking everybody up.

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cucumbersandwich 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lots of reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing going to happen. Going to need to buy some earplugs.

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cuckslasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

plumpf has a tiny peeepeeee

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cherryred 6 points ago +7 / -1

Also the same people: "I had a sex dream about Trump again..."

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cherryred 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hear this meme alot, but I've known people who have had abusive fathers, and they're much more based than the whiny "I don't know what gender I want to be today" "We need the great reset" group.

I have cousins and friends like that who support Trump. They got their lives together. They swore they would give their kids a life and upbringing that they dreamt of. Way too many leftists don't know what pain feels like. They never actually experienced a tyrant or some actually oppressive person. They're comfortable ordering people around for banal reasons and playing victim when convenient. They have no perspective.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate to say it, but a lot of it has to do with women. News is gossip to them.

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Oenomaus 29 points ago +29 / -0

More gaslighting from a trashy United Kaliphate propaganda rag, how shocking.

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Alpha_Lemming 23 points ago +23 / -0

I believe that thse incidents are similar to covfefe, or that covfefe was a test run; giving them something to ridicule in order to end-run censorship.

Look at the PA legislative hearing. Nothing to run the reverse Streisand effect, and that went into the memory hole in real time.

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DJ_NeckFace 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I buy my plate carrier I’m putting “Covfefe” on it

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tiberseptim37 18 points ago +18 / -0

a US president obsessed by size - his hands

I've never heard Trump mention his hands. The media and his opponents bring them up constantly. But he's the one who's obsessed...

🤡🌎

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Brynjolf-of-Riften 6 points ago +6 / -0

They so desperately want Trump to fingerblast them. It's kind of pathetic.

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Thingthing22 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wow. What unity.

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GontMawr 12 points ago +12 / -0

"For a US president obsessed with size...."

Well thank you MSM...i have never thought that about Trump or heard him say it himself, but your constant attacks on Trump for his hand size, table size, 2 scoop size and burger size lead me to believe it is you that has little guy syndrome.

Git Gud.

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RareMillennialPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Self proclaimed King if the Jews rides into Jerusalem on baby donkey to the cheers of uninformed plebs. More at 11....

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magabirdlady 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Guardian is cancer.

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MetalRiddle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Normal sized desk really. HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER???

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • we need to live more sustainable

  • plumpf has a tiny desk and peeepeeee

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AKGG 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peak clown world here. Out of a 17 minute briefing, all they had to say was, “whoa! The desk is smaller than we thought it would be!! OMG! Scandal!”

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +6 / -0

They can't report on the real news, so...

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magabirdlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess Camp David only has small desk.

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They got nothing else, nothing but a table for your thoughts. Hahahaha We will see who the tiny table really is in January ;)

Oh no Trump is Amazing again, quick take the most unflattering photo possible and point out the completely irrelevant table. We aren’t talking about an election, this table is noteworthy! But the table!!! Reeee tiny peeny reeeeeee. Chyna couldn’t come up with any better. Yay!

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Granny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's name names and give credit where credit is due!

The "desk-hands-soul" quote is from Adam Lasnik. This Guardian article also quotes tweets from Mark Hamill, Parker Molloy, and Noah Maher. All snide and petty creatures who think they're quite witty and clever, in a grade school sort of way!!!

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +4 / -2

That's what passes for "news" these days: articles about Twitter reactions and public responses. They do this to cover a topic without covering the real story/scandal.

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MAGAgirl76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next it will be VP Pence used the wrong fork at dinner. It’s nice to know that the Guardian cares about the important things like tiny desk instead of boring ol’ voter fraud. ;)

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt anyone the the Grauniad knows proper dining etiquette.

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ScrewReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The Guardian". I think we all know what they're guarding.

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unable_afternoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a normal sized desk. Trump is just massive.

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its not the size of the desk that matters, its what is written upon it.

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Anyslogan2 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they are totally okay with Biden’s tiny brain.

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Killroy1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better a small desk than a small brain. Fuck the "Press".

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.

― Margaret Thatcher

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undefined 2 points ago +2 / -0

He sat at a tiny desk but had BIG DESK ENERGY

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20XX 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get the media to pay attention by putting out these tiny little things, like typos and small desks. Others they would ignore it

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Erlik_Khan 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Trump mocked for" You're the ones doing the mocking! Nobody else gives a fuck, how about a report on the content of his speech? Or is that too honest for em?

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T10166 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is a whopping 6'3 240 lb BEAST. This is a full size dinner table he's setting at.

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ArmageddonPeter 1 point ago +1 / -0

BIG MIKE. CANT FUCKIN IGNORE THAT !!!!!!

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cherryred 1 point ago +2 / -1

"A president obsessed with size."

Right, he's the one who told the media to write articles focusing on talking about the size of his hands, wealth, crowds, hair, body, desks, and even alleged dick size from a clout-chasing hooker, instead of policy and action.

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BasteSpuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like they have nothing better to talk about...

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gropedbybiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

end 230 bitches!

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NotDangerousGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's wrong with the desk? It looks fine to me.

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SludgeWarehouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that desk small or is our favorite president just a giant? He's something like 6'3" so I'm going with giant.

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undefined 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary sat at a much larger desk. Yeah, she was signing books in the bathroom isle of costco - but it still counts, trumptards!

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Overmann 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that's all they've got we're in good shape. It isn't even a good insult.

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OnyxDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

A little Jackie Gleason “Ad Hominem Hominem Hominem”. You have to be old or a geek to get that joke. Lol

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what's more important than that little table? The presidential seal on it.

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AppalachianTactical 1 point ago +1 / -0

But its a nice table.

Also arent these the people that gave themselves ptsd from living in tiny houses?

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VulgarProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

its not the size of the table its how you sit at it

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redinmn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like all bullies, when they have nothing to actually complain about, they target stupid stuff.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh fourth estate.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, Frack the Guardian and all communist media shills. I look forward to seeing them on line subjected to the firing squads of 2021

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Reasonablebb 1 point ago +1 / -0

These are the criticisms the left has while selling out our country! We’re coming for you!