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FromBilgewater 63 points ago +63 / -0

No, it's because society is too bigoted to recognize the other 69,420 genders. These disenfranchised voters are non-binary. Stop the violence against the LGBTBBQ people by misgendering them at the ballot box. \s

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ClownTamer 33 points ago +33 / -0

We need to stop discriminating against the ageless and timeless among us too.

I never thought I’d come out here on The Donald, but it’s time I stood up so that others may have the courage to do the same: I have no birthday. I was not born. I have always been, and never was. I’m so sick and fucking tired of people trying to force a birthday and age on me that I do not identify with. First it was the doctor in the delivery room where I was alleged to have been born—baseless and deboonked!—then my mother and father. It’s endless. I get emails every fucking year and cards wishing me happy birthday! Fuck you all, I was never born!

We need a null response for filling out how old we are, and we need it now. It’s the top civil rights issue of our time.

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DeboonkedFact 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't claim any time as 'ours', you're such an Uncle Time, using that word to demean yourself and others without age. Be better

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ClownTamer 10 points ago +10 / -0

DEATH TO ALL WATCHES AND THE COLONIAL TIME IMPERATIVE.

Burn down the calendar factories! Stop the oppression!

(I smiled so hard at the Uncle Time comment that my face hurts).

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FromBilgewater 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. You don't own the age. I can't believe that we have to educate others about this in current year.

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah we read about you back in middle school... hello, Noman!

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm literally shaking too much to fill in the circle. I'm being disenfranchised, reeeee.