First they came for the Donald

And I did not speak out

Because I had my head stuck in my phone watching tiktok videos

Then they came for the small business owners

And I did not speak out

Because I had my head stuck in my phone checking my Facebook updates

Then they came for the gun owners

And I did not speak out

Because I had my head stuck in my phone arguing with some idiot on Twitter

Then they came for me

And I said

Is it OK if I bring my phone?