I'm not going to name names here, but this morning I got a BLACK Friday email from a certain Coffee company. I clicked on Unsubscribe and removed myself from their mailing list. Feels good!
Missed opportunity, Freng. “I got a BLACK Friday offer as I sat down to RIFLE through my emails. It was from a certain not-to-be named COFFEE company ...”
Bought two bags to try out. Me and the basedwife have been talking about going back to coffee anyway. I used to drink deathwish, but quit drinking coffee for a long time. BRCC convinced me that it’s time to start supporting the good small companies again, no big corporations or sell outs. Red Bull is fairly based but they cost too much and they don’t need my support.
While I do enjoy this current run-up, I'm curious to know if anyone has looked through past tweets (before they became more of a name recently) to see if they've been good all along or are just the latest sunflower to face the sun.
LOL. Alright fine I'll try a bag.
Yup, at this point shut up and take my money... And monthly subscription!
That is some amazing troll energy there!
Have your upvote, that was funny.
Based
Son of a bitch, I prefer Tea to Coffee, but I do believe I'll be buying a bag and giving this a shot now.
Hey, interesting. I'll give it a shot.
That's some strong coffee, lol!!
I'm not going to name names here, but this morning I got a BLACK Friday email from a certain Coffee company. I clicked on Unsubscribe and removed myself from their mailing list. Feels good!
Missed opportunity, Freng. “I got a BLACK Friday offer as I sat down to RIFLE through my emails. It was from a certain not-to-be named COFFEE company ...”
Well played Sir!
This how a Boss does it!
Careful, if you drink Black Rifle Coffee, it turns you gay, and if you're already gay, it turns you straight
Except it only turns you straight because it changes your gender.
after which it would then turn you gay again
Has this kinda vibe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnhefDjmP8k
Fuckin' A, Man. Based coffee merchants have zero chill.
That's some dark coffee humor!
Based and informed.
Stocking Mill Covfefe: The preferred roast of TheDonald.win and the only Joe that matters.
Bless them how thoughtful.
Covfefe wars
I dont even drink coffee but ill buy a bag to gift just for that savagery.
Okay I'll upgrade to premium membership. Fucking hell it's like they are trying to specifically appeal to me.
Ha ha ha
God damn that’s it I’ll order.
You son of a bitch, I’m in!
I think we have destroyed their inventory I ordered days ago and no shipping yet!
buuuuurn!
This is exactly the level of cock and balls I like in my covfefe. (NO HOMO)
Ha ha ha heh heh ha ha lol lol
Lol
Looks like Coffee is back on the menu boys
Just ordered Coffee for everyone for a very based Christmas
They definitely know how to ride the trend. I don't know fi they actually have these opinions. Many were certain BRC were, until suddenly...
Dark.
Like the roast I'll be buying after I cancel BRC and switch over
Based!
This tweet just earned them a new customer!
Stocking Mill Coffee Stocking Stuffers
No condolences to John Brennan. Fuck that guy!
Roasters, but not just coffee beans.
https://thedonald.win/p/11QSCMMzfY/
Bought two bags to try out. Me and the basedwife have been talking about going back to coffee anyway. I used to drink deathwish, but quit drinking coffee for a long time. BRCC convinced me that it’s time to start supporting the good small companies again, no big corporations or sell outs. Red Bull is fairly based but they cost too much and they don’t need my support.
Beyond awesome!!
I just added the site to my Christmas list. Hope they have capacity, because I think they’re about to get a lot of based orders! 🇺🇸
lol thats spicy
but muh black rifle cuckoffee....
Whack a mole intensifies
snickersnort
Sold.
Black rifle is the ultimate cuck coffee company
Tag Brennan too
The missed low hanging fruit is commie muslim brennan
Why not?
Okay. I’m not a huge coffee drinker but i’m going to purchase a large bag of their most expensive grind.
While I do enjoy this current run-up, I'm curious to know if anyone has looked through past tweets (before they became more of a name recently) to see if they've been good all along or are just the latest sunflower to face the sun.