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kek_saved_the_world [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

How fortunate, I am an armed helicopter loading engineer, we should work together. It's like pacman but with marxists

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covfefe00 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'M A SHITPOSTER AND IN MY SPARE TIME A CYBERCRIMINAL

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Mmceld1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was working in the oil field as a field engineer doing MWD work, looking to get into coding now as I have been laid off for 3 months.

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CaliBopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ferry Captain on the left coast

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charlesthehammer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lawyer pede

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Littleirishmaid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cannot say anything more than I know how elections are supposed to work.

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

Traaaaaash business!

You throw it out, I bury it!

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dutchie1 4 points ago +4 / -0

woodworker so i can handle a hammer, nailgun and an ax

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BabyPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

A HIGH-SCHOOL MAGA PEDE WHO LOVES KICKBOXING AND GUNS YEEEE-HAWWWW!!!

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Frunobulax 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reporter, but I usually tell people "Men's Room Attendant" to spare myself the embarrassment...

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CandyBarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Importing and Exporting

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TylerChebson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will just say Im good with knives.

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Chinuk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am a violent murderer who likes to watch his victims get raped by horses.

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see you pede!

You may have brought men, Democrats. But we have brought WARRIORS!

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corntortilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Architect, but I can design guillotines just as easily as prison cells.